MAD Magazine #412

Contents Page

Page: 1

Letters with photo of Johnny Knoxville holding variant covers of #407

Page: 2

Super Smash Brothers Advertisement

Page: 3

X-Box Advertisement

Page: 5

Harry Plodder and the Sorry-Ass Story

Department: They're off to be the Wizards

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Mort Drucker

Page: 6

The Mad Etiquette Guide for Modern Workplace Romances

Department: Getting to Personnel

Artist: Kevin Pope Writer: Mike Snider

Page: 12

Spy vs. Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Peter Kuper

Page: 14

Dragon Warrior VII Advertisement

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President George W. Bush - The First Six Months - Official Presidential Diary

Department: Read my Slips

Writer: Dave Croatto Artist: Rick Tulka

Page: 17

ATM Safety Rules That Banks Should Post

Department: Rage against the Cash Machine

Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Dick DeBartolo

Page: 22

Dark Ages of Camelot Advertisement

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You May Want to Re-Think Your Gym Choice If...

Department: Rage against the Nautilus Machine

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

Page: 24

Tech Deck Dude Frankenfinger Advertisement

Page: 27

The Ugghers

Department: Get an Afterlife

Artist: Angelo Torres Writer: Arnie Kogen

Page: 28

Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions - Special Law Enforcement Edition

Department: All Jaffee

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Page: 32

The Jay Leno Class Action Lawsuit

Writer: Noah Feuer

Page: 34

The Lighter Side of...

Department: Berg's Eye View

Artist, Writer: Dave Berg Colorist: Wildstorm

Page: 35

Boxing Fever Advertisement

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Monroe &... Thanksgiving

Department: Angster's Paradise

Artist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony Barbieri

Page: 40

The Mysterious Mysteries of Televised Sports

Department: Bang the Conundrum Slowly

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Tom Richmond

Page: 44

A Mad Look at Harry Potter

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Page: 46

Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: J. K. Rowling

Department: Grieving Las Vegas

Artist: Hermann Mejia Writer: Mike Snider

Page: 51

Sobe Adrenaline Rush Drink Advertisement

Page: 52

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: Fold-In - What professional sector in our economy is always guaranteed a job?

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Back Cover: Altoids Advertisement