MAD Magazine #452 
Editorial
- Cover Artist: Mark Stutzman
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Table of Contents
The Fundalini Pages: "Fundalini Foto News: The presidents unite for disaster relief", "Celebrity cause-of-death betting odds: Jon Stewart", Acceptable/Unacceptable April Fool's pranks", "Be Artest - sung to the tune of 'be our guest'", "The Seinfeld curse collection", "Bitterman", "Magazine corrections you may have missed", "The fast 5 little-known clauses in the Brad Pitt/Jennifer Aniston Divorce
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Author: Jack Syracuse Author: Scott Bricher Author: Charles Akins Author: P.C. Vey Author: Jeff Kruse Author: Scott Maiko Author: Michael Gallagher Author: Garth Gerhart Author: Mike Snider Author: Brian Young
Page: 4
Limited Thickwit's A series of Uneventful Misfortunes
Department: Slight of Handler
Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Hermann Mejia
Page: 8
8 solid reasons to get rid of the death penalty
Department: Capitol Funishment
Artist, Writer: P.C. Vey
Page: 16
A MAD peek behind the scenes at Celebrity Poker Showdown
Department: All bets are awful
Artist: Desmond Devlin Artist: Tom Richmond Artist: John Caldwell Artist: David Shayne Artist: Steve Rosso
Page: 18
Monroe and... Texas Hold 'Em
Department: Angster's Paradise
Artist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony Barbieri
Page: 21
Repeat the Fock-Ups (Meet the Fockers Parody)
Department: Babs in goyland
Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Angelo Torres
Page: 29
Dan Rather's final News Broadcast
Department: Anchor away
Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Tom Nick Cocotos
Page: 34
Ben Affleck - The Art of the Poker Face
Department: A MAD Ad Parody
Artist: Drew Friedman Writer: Andrew J. Schwartzberg
Page: 39
MAD's minute-by-minute breakdown of a typical Red-Carpet Pre-Award Show
Department: The walk of lame
Writer: David Shayne Artist: Rick Tulka
Page: 41
Thanks to the popularity of Poker...
Department: The Tragically Chip
Artist, Writer: John Caldwell
Page: 44
One fine morning in Florida
Department: Trump Roast
Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Don Edwing
Page: 47
Dreadwood (Deadwood Parody)
Department: The vile, vile west
Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Arnie Kogen
Page: 49
