Editorial
- Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson
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The Fundalini Pages: "Celebrity Cause-of-Death betting odds: Terrel Owens", "Bitterman", "Magazine corrections you may have missed", "The puzzle nook", "Pull my cheney", Patent of the month", "Fundalini Foto News: Tara Reid's wardrobe malfunction", "Celebrity new year's resolutions that have already been broken", "Monkeys are always funny", "Melvin & Jenkins guide to hospital visits", "Little know
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Author: Dick DeBartolo Author: Desmond Devlin Author: Al Jaffee Author: Ray Alma Author: Jack Syracuse Author: Charles Akins Author: Kevin Pope Author: Jeff Kruse Author: Garth Gerhart Author: Barry Liebmann Author: Evan Dorkin Author: Tom Cheney Author: Mike Snider Author: Patrick Merrel
Page: 8
Two and a half wits
Department: Smells like sheen spirit
Artist: Tom Richmond Writer: Arnie Kogen
Page: 12
6 degrees of separation between anyone and anything (Part 8)
Department: The dissing link
Artist: Rick Tulka Writer: Mike Snider
Page: 18
Viewing guide to super bowl halftime counterprogramming
Department: Broadcast Boos
Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Drew Friedman
Page: 22
Duke Bissel's Tales of undisputed interest
Department: The wizzard of odd
Artist, Writer: P.C. Vey
Page: 25
Broadcast highlights and innovations to watch for in Super Bowl XXXIX
Department: The offend zone
Artist, Writer: John Caldwell
Page: 32
Suggested titles for the next Indiana Jones Movie
Department: May the Ford be with you
Artist: Hermann Mejia Writer: Matthew A. Cohen
Page: 42
Monroe and... The swap
Department: Angster's Paradise
Artist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony Barbieri
Page: 47
Which Simpsons Character is gay?
Department: Homersexuals
Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Gary Hallgreen
Page: 51
Lines cut from George W.Bush's 2005 Inauguration speech
Department: Address Code
Writer: Jeff Kruse Artist: Sam Sisco
Page: 54
Another Morning on Fifth Avenue
Department: Trump Roast
Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Don Edwing
Page: 56