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MAD Magazine • USA • New York
MAD Magazine #202October 1978
- A Mad Look at Some Unfinished Sentences (Writer with Bob Clarke)
Department: A Mad Look at
MAD Magazine #275December 1987
- Drama On Page 9 (Writer, Artist)
Department: Weight and See - Drama On Page 42 (Artist, Writer)
Department: Alley Oops!
MAD Magazine #280July 1988
- Drama On Page 8 (Artist, Writer)
Department: Drum Schtick - Drama On Page 42 (Writer, Artist)
Department: Witless For the Defense
MAD Magazine #284January 1989
- Play Pictionary With The Mad Artists (Artist with Al Jaffee, Antonio Prohias, Richard Williams, Bob Clarke, Paul Coker, Jr., Don Edwing, Gerry Gersten, Paul Peter Porges, Sam Viviano, Bob Jones, Dave Berg, Mort Drucker, John Prete, Harvey Kurtzman, Angelo Torres, George Woodbridge, Sergio Aragonés, Jack Davis)
Department: Quick Draw Guffaw - 15 Reasons Why Only Mindless Idiots Can "Have a Nice Day" (Artist with Tom Koch)
Department: Ignorance Is Blitzed
MAD Magazine #285March 1989
- Drama On Page 9 (Artist, Writer)
Department: A Dryer Sense Of Humor - Drama On Page 48 (Artist, Writer)
Department: Bang The Bum Slowly
MAD Magazine #291December 1989
- Why Are You Sure To Win The Next Magazine Publishers Sweepstakes (Artist with Tom Koch)
Department: For Your Prize Only
MAD Magazine #295June 1990
- Cover Artist
- Cover: The "Neuman" In the Special Effects Chair (Artist, Writer)
- MAD's Really Relevant Collection Of Lists (Artist with Frank Jacobs)
Department: Compiling It On
MAD Magazine #298October 1990
- Drama On Page 9 (Artist, Writer)
Department: Corn Loser - Drama On Page 37 (Artist, Writer)
Department: A Heavy Cough To Bear - Endangered Species Of The Music World (Artist with Dave Berg, Mort Drucker, Paul Peter Porges, Sam Viviano, John S. Marshall, Sergio Aragonés, Jack Davis, Al Jaffee, Angelo Torres, Rick Tulka, Paul Coker, Jr., Don Edwing, Antonio Prohias)
Department: The Vanish Inquisition
MAD Magazine #301March 1991
- Basic Underlying Premises Of Various Products, Trends, And Ideas (Artist with Mike Snider)
Department: Theory-Eyed
MAD Magazine #303June 1991
- Who Says Being Stranded Can't Be Fun? (Artist, Writer)
Department: Well, Isle Be Damned!
MAD Magazine #309March 1992
- Drama on Page 9 (Writer, Artist)
Department: Passing The Buccaneer - Drama On Page 20 (Artist, Writer)
Department: A Kick In The Gas
MAD Magazine #314October 1992
- Drama On Page 16 (Artist with Terry Copeland)
Department: Tales From The Script - Drama On Page 48 (Artist with Terry Copeland)
Department: Shrink Rap
MAD Magazine #315December 1992
- Are You Making a Fashion Statement Or Something Else Entirely? (Artist, Writer)
Department: Clothes Call
MAD Magazine #316January 1993
- The Differences Between The 80's and The 90's (Writer, Artist)
Department: Cutting The Decade - Mix 'N' Match Donahue / Oprah / Geraldo / Maury / Sally Jessy / Jane Guest & Topic Generator (Writer with Gerry Gersten)
Department: The Stuff That Themes Are Made Of
MAD Magazine #317March 1993
- Energizer Rabbit Commercials That Were Never Completed! (Artist, Writer)
Department: Assault On Battery
MAD Magazine #319June 1993
- Baseball's Most Important Spring Training Drills (Artist, Writer)
Department: The Ploys Of Summer
MAD Magazine #325February 1994
- Mad's 7 Steps To Becoming a Hit TV Chef (Writer, Artist)
Department: Cooks, Lines and Zingers
MAD Magazine #326March 1994
- What If Technology Invaded History (Artist, Writer)
Department: Device Age
MAD Magazine #328June 1994
- Loren Bobbitt's "Ok, You've Cut It Off! Now What Do You Do With It?" (Writer, Artist)
Department: Dismembers Only
MAD Magazine #329July 1994
- The "5W" Questions We'd Like To Ask Of Local TV News (Artist, Writer)
Department: Investigative Retorts
MAD Magazine #330September 1994
- Dr. Kevorkian, Moonlighter (Writer, Artist)
Department: Depart-Time Work
MAD Magazine #332December 1994
- MAD Takes Car Phones For a Rise (Artist, Writer)
Department: Ringin' In The Lane
MAD Magazine #333January 1995
- Specially Trained Dogs for Everyone (Writer, Artist)
Department: Working Rover Time
MAD Magazine #336June 1995
- Less Than Successful Versions of Traditional Kid's Games (Writer, Artist)
Department: NintenDonts
MAD Magazine #337July 1995
- The Real Reasons Why Men Don't Ask Directions (Artist, Writer)
Department: Lost Cause and Effect
MAD Magazine #338August 1995
- Mad's Do's and Don'ts Guide to Computer Sex (Artist, Writer)
Department: Control, Alt, Deviate
MAD Magazine #341December 1995
- How to Tell if You've Selected a Bad HMO (Artist, Writer)
Department: We all have our Blue Cross to bear
MAD Magazine #342January 1996
- A Mad Peek Behind the Scenes at a Militia Gathering (Writer with James Warhola)
Department: Do the Right Wing - Joke Set-Ups That Don't Need a Punchline (Artist, Writer)
Department: The Yuk Stops Here
MAD Magazine #343March 1996
- Hazards of Catalog Shopping (Artist, Writer)
Department: The Dreck is in the Mail
MAD Magazine #346June 1996
- What You're Missing When You Miss the Local Noon News (Artist, Writer)
Department: Broadcast Snooze
MAD Magazine #347July 1996
- Future Olympic Dance Competitions (Artist, Writer)
Department: The Agony of De-Feet - You Have No Chance of Winning an Olympic Medal If... (Writer with Sandy Kossin)
Department: The Odds must be crazy
MAD Magazine #349October 1996
- Sure-Fire Signs There Won't be a Second Date (Writer, Artist)
Department: Courting Disasters
MAD Magazine #350October 1996
- Kathie Lee’s 12 Warning Signs that You’re Working in a Sweatshop (Writer with Tom Bunk)
Department: A Stitch in Crime
MAD Magazine #351November 1996
- Guess Who Has No Seniority! (Artist, Writer)
Department: New Kid on the Chopping Block
MAD Magazine #352December 1996
- The Advantages of a Career in Carnival Work (Writer, Artist)
Department: Geek Mythology
MAD Magazine #354February 1997
- Drama on Page 48! - Indian's cell phone (Artist, Writer)
Department: A Tribe called Jest
MAD Magazine #355March 1997
- How to Tell You've Bought the Wrong Digital Satelite System (Artist, Writer)
Department: Dish is the Winner of our Discontent
MAD Magazine #357May 1997
- Mad's Etiquette Guide to Same Sex Weddings (Writer, Artist)
Department: Queerly Beloved
MAD Magazine #361September 1997
- Why Uncles are Better Than Dads (Artist with Anthony Barbieri)
Department: Bustin' Pops - Back Cover: The Day Sports Endorsements Went Too Far (Writer with Mort Drucker)
MAD Magazine #362October 1997
- What to Expect When Your Grandparents are Expecting (Artist, Writer)
Department: Rubbing Salt in the Womb
MAD Magazine #363November 1997
- The Dead-On Symptoms of a Dying Shopping Mall (Writer, Artist)
Department: Taking the Wind Out of Their Sales
MAD Magazine #364December 1997
- Adult Novelties for Losers (Artist, Writer)
Department: Back at the Raunch
MAD Magazine #366February 1998
- Border Artist
- Attention Super Bowl Bettors!! - 1-900-BAD-PIKZ (Writer with Irving Schild)
Department: A MAD Ad - A Mad Peek Behind the Scenes at ESPN (Writer with Angelo Torres)
Department: Jock around the Clock
MAD Magazine #367March 1998
- Border Writer
- Mad Visits the Winter Olympics (Artist, Writer)
Department: Japanning for Gold
MAD Magazine #368April 1998
- 10 Warning Signs Your Family is Beyond Dysfunctional (Artist, Writer)
Department: Weary of Relativity
MAD Magazine #371July 1998
- Signs You've Hired the Wrong Lawyer (Artist, Writer)
Department: Taking Attorney for the Worse
MAD Magazine #372August 1998
- You're Really Not Much of a Terrorist If... (Writer, Artist)
Department: Bombing and Clod - Quotes We're Afraid We'll Hear if Bill Clinton's Secret Service Agents Testify (Writer with Grey Blackwell)
Department: The Excerpt Files
MAD Magazine #373September 1998
- Mad's Blueprint for Boosting Baseball's Popularity (Artist, Writer)
Department: Our Bleacher Presentation
MAD Magazine #375November 1998
- Proposed Features of the William J. Clinton Presidential Library (Artist, Writer)
Department: Assail to the Chief
MAD Magazine #376December 1998
- Phrases You Never Want to See on a Restaurant Menu (Artist, Writer)
Department: Swill of Fare - What If Dilbert Had Different Jobs? (Writer, Artist)
Department: Adams Ribbed
MAD Magazine #377January 1999
- 4. The PGA Tees Off On a Gimp - "The Real Reasons the PGA Doesn't Want Casey Martin to Drive a Golf Cart" (Artist, Writer)
- 16. The Tobacco Bill Goes Up In Smoke - "Ways Big Tobacco Hopes to Save Their Butts" (Artist, Writer)
MAD Magazine #378February 1999
- Polling in America: The Numbers Behind the Numbers (Artist, Writer)
Department: Faking the Pulse of a Nation
MAD Magazine #379March 1999
- Cover Artist (with Drew Struzan)
- Front Cover (Writer with Drew Struzan)
- What To Do With Your YO-YO When The Fad Dies (Artist, Writer)
MAD Magazine #380April 1999
- Clues You've Chosen A Really Bad Funeral Parlor (Writer, Artist)
Department: Dead Man Squawking - Responses to Kids' Letters to Socks and Buddy (Writer with James Warhola)
Department: It's Writing Dogs and Cats
MAD Magazine #381May 1999
- The Paranoid Psychotic’s Guide to Foiling Paparazzi (Artist, Writer)
Department: The Clods Must Be Crazy
MAD Magazine #382June 1999
- So You Want to be a Big-Time Network TV Sports Director! (Artist, Writer)
Department: Let's go to the Video Tips
MAD Magazine #383July 1999
- No Title (Artist with Peter Kuper, Hermann Mejia, Don Edwing, Bill Wray, Sergio Aragonés, James Warhola)
- The Mad Guide to Cleaning Up Your #*!%&*@# Vocabulary (Artist, Writer)
Department: Without a Swear in the World
MAD Magazine #384August 1999
- The Basic Differences Between Parents & Grandparents (Writer, Artist)
Department: The Generation Crap
MAD Magazine #387November 1999
- More Joke Set-Ups That Don't Need a Punchline (Artist, Writer)
Department: The Yuk Stops Here
MAD Magazine #388December 1999
- Clues Your High School's Football Team Really Sucks (Writer, Artist)
Department: Let's Get Ready to Fumble!
MAD Magazine #392April 2000
- What Really Goes On at Those Teachers' Conferences (Artist, Writer)
Department: Behind the Educate Ball
MAD Magazine #394June 2000
- The Downside of Online Shopping (Artist, Writer)
Department: Topical Satire
MAD Magazine #419July 2002
- How Cool Would It Be To Be A Member Of Ozzy Osbourne's Family ? (Writer, Artist)
Department: The Osbournes
MAD Magazine #422October 2002
- MAD’s Comprehensive 10-Step Guide to Success in the World of Illegal Ticket Scalping (Artist, Writer)
Department: Look Who’s Hawking - A MAD Peek Behind the Scenes on the Set of “The Sopranos” (Writer with Tom Richmond)
Department: All the Underworld’s a Stage
MAD Magazine #429May 2003
- MAD’s Field-Tested Tips for Your First Date (Artist, Writer)
Department: Rancid Meets Department - Things that You’ll Probably Read in the Review of the Video Game Your Parents Just Gave You (Writer with Tom Nick Cocotos)
Department: Disappoints to Ponder
MAD Magazine #430June 2003
- Firsthand Evidence That Obesity in Your School May Be Out of Control! (Writer, Artist)
Department: Student Body Fat
MAD Magazine #431July 2003
- The 10 Most Pathetic Hulk Fans (Artist, Writer with Wildstorm)
Department: Green Achers
MAD Magazine #432August 2003
- The Real Reasons Older Man/Younger Woman Romances Never Work Out (Artist, Writer)
Department: The Greatest Generation Gap
MAD Magazine #433September 2003
- The Better Bully’s Back-to-School To-Do List (Artist, Writer)
Department: A Thug's Life
MAD Magazine #434October 2003
- When Hardcore Gamers take their place in society (Writer, Artist)
Department: Claiming your Playstation in Life - An Iraqi Scene we'd like to see (Artist with Chris Allen)
Department: Six Feet Blunder
MAD Magazine #435November 2003
- Things we might have seen had Jerry Springer run for the Senate (Artist, Writer)
Department: Schlock the vote
MAD Magazine #436December 2003
- MAD Readers fondly remember their favorite dysfunctional family Thanksgiving Moments (Writer, Artist)
Department: A Serving of dark Meet
MAD Magazine #437January 2004
- When Department Store Santas go bad (Artist, Writer)
Department: Claus and Defect
MAD Magazine #438February 2004
- The Fundalini Pages: "Celebrity Cause-Of-Death betting odds: 50 cent", "The Godfrey Report", "The 5 stages of Superbowl-Office pool bettor grief", "First... Then... What's next?", Celebrity Verse", Monkeys are always funny", "Weapons U.S. Inspectors did find in Iraq", Bitterman", "The fast 5 - The 5 most-likely things Michael Jackson was thinking while having his mug shot photo taken", "An Interne (Author with Kevin Pope, Tom Bunk, Evan Dorkin, Butch D'Ambrosio, Charlie Kadau, Garth Gerhart, Mike Snider, Josh Malinow, Drew Friedman, Scott Bricher, Scott Maiko, Desmond Devlin, Arie Kaplan, Johnny Styne, Joe Raiola)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - The Fundalini Pages: "Celebrity Cause-Of-Death betting odds: 50 cent", "The Godfrey Report", "The 5 stages of Superbowl-Office pool bettor grief", "First... Then... What's next?", Celebrity Verse", Monkeys are always funny", "Weapons U.S. Inspectors did find in Iraq", Bitterman", "The fast 5 - The 5 most-likely things Michael Jackson was thinking while having his mug shot photo taken", "An Interne (Author with Johnny Styne, Joe Raiola, Kevin Pope, Tom Bunk, Evan Dorkin, Charlie Kadau, Butch D'Ambrosio, Garth Gerhart, Drew Friedman, Mike Snider, Josh Malinow, Scott Bricher, Scott Maiko, Desmond Devlin, Arie Kaplan)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - The Dos and Don'ts of a Super Bowl Party (Artist, Writer)
Department: A word to the Guys
MAD Magazine #439March 2004
- Rock solid indications you are too old for the Goth Lifestyle (Artist, Writer)
Department: The dark aged
MAD Magazine #440April 2004
- The Fundalini Pages: "MAD's exclusive Transcript of Britney Spears' and Jason Alexander's Wedding Vows", "Monkeys are always funny", "Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Television", Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Simon Cowell", "Videogame Corner", "The godfrey Report", Going to the Caldwell once too often", "Graphic Novel Review: Te-Di-Um!", "What's Pete Rose Betting on this month?", "The Martha S (Author with Kevin Pope, Scott Maiko, Evan Dorkin, Tom Bunk, Carolyn Abram, Jack Syracuse, Jeff Kruse, Barry Liebmann, Tom Nick Cocotos, Desmond Devlin, Scott Bricher, P.C. Vey, Garth Gerhart, Mike Snider, Paul Coker, Jr., Dick DeBartolo, Gary Hallgreen)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - Is your Mom's new boyfriend a Keeper... or a Loser? (Artist, Writer)
Department: Choose your daddy
MAD Magazine #441May 2004
- The Fundalini Pages: "Celebrity Cause-Of-Death betting odds: Ashton Kutcher", "Betssellers cut down to size: Pete Rose", "Puppy Placers", "The Godfrey Report", "Bitterman", "New socially acceptable stereotypes", "Melvin & Jenkins guide to culture", "What Alex Rodriguez is thinking since he joined the Yankees", "Pull my Cheney", The Cover we didn't use", The Puzzle Nook", "Graphic Novel Review: The (Author with Tom Nick Cocotos, Scott Maiko, Don Vaughan, Patrick Merrel, Desmond Devlin, Ray Alma, Charles Akins, Jeff Kruse, Tom Cheney, Tom Bunk, Mike Snider, Al Jaffee, Irving Schild, Kevin Pope, Amanda Conner, Garth Gerhart, Arie Kaplan, Drew Friedman, Jack Syracuse)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - When Video Game designers go bad (Artist, Writer)
Department: A creep at the Controls
MAD Magazine #442June 2008
- The Fundalini Pages: "What's Pete Rose betting on this month?", "Melvin & Jenkins' guide to helping other", "Things overheard outside the Martha Stewart Trial Jury Room", "Monkeys are always funny", "William Hung's glorious music career - a look ahead", "Video Game Review: Fileder's Choice '04", "Yankees shock sox again: Acquire Ted Williams' Head", "Superheroes when their mothers are around", "Pe (Author with Garth Gerhart, Jeff Kruse, Johnny Styne, Desmond Devlin, Irving Schild, Charles Akins, P.C. Vey, Mike Snider, Russ Cooper, Jack Syracuse, Scott Bricher, Kevin Pope, Scott Maiko, Evan Dorkin, Brian Frazer, Paul Coker, Jr., Ray Alma, Gary Hallgreen)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - Tell-Tale signs your Parents have hired you the Wrong Tutor (Artist, Writer)
Department: Coming to a teaching halt
MAD Magazine #443July 2004
- 13 things you really learn in summer school (Artist, Writer)
Department: It's not the heat, it's the stupidity
MAD Magazine #444August 2004
- The Fundalini Pages: "Initial steps by the US Government to improve conditions at Iraq's Abu Ghraib prison", "If Peter Parker had been bitten by other radioactive creatures", "Personal ad of the month", "Bitterman", "The Godfrey Report", "The cover we didn't use", "Celebrity cause-of-death betting odds: Paris Hilton", "Graphic Novel Review: The Incredi-man", "New Technology culled from downed alie (Author with Mike Snider, Tom Bunk, Scott Maiko, Ray Alma, Tom Cheney, Scott Bricher, Jeff Kruse, Don Edwing, Garth Gerhart, Gary Hallgreen, Patrick Merrel, P.C. Vey, Desmond Devlin, Steve Rosso, Jack Syracuse)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - Pet Peeves of Spider-Man's girlfriend (Artist, Writer)
Department: Insects and the single girl
MAD Magazine #445September 2004
- The Fundalini Pages: "If the political convention was produced by MTV", "Dreamworks SKG", "The fast 5 fun facts about J.Lo's marriage to Marc Anthony", "Monkeys are always funny", "Celebrity cause-of-death betting odds: Tony Hawk", "The Cover we didn't use", "Rejected Applicants from ABC's Extreme Makeover", "Climaxes to really Lame Urban Legends", "Bitterman", "Fun with John Paul & George", "Geor (Author with Sam Sisco, Jack Syracuse, Nathan Fox, P.C. Vey, Garth Gerhart, Ray Alma, Mike Snider, Leonardo Rodriguez, Steve Rosso, Desmond Devlin, Evan Dorkin, Jeff Kruse)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - Unwritten rules for Olympic Athletes (Artist, Writer)
Department: Pros and con-duct
MAD Magazine #446October 2004
- The Downsides of Home Schooling (Writer, Artist)
Department: Papa don't teach
MAD Magazine #447November 2004
- Indisputable tip-offs you weren't cut out for a life of crime (Artist, Writer)
Department: Fail to the thief
MAD Magazine #448December 2004
- A second-rate etiquette guide to Trailer Trash Dating (Writer, Artist)
Department: Chicks with Hicks
MAD Magazine #449January 2005
- One fine day at the Service Station (Artist with Craig Boldman)
Department: Tune-ups and downs
MAD Magazine #450February 2005
- Broadcast highlights and innovations to watch for in Super Bowl XXXIX (Artist, Writer)
Department: The offend zone
MAD Magazine #451March 2005
- The Fundalini Pages: "New Druf warning labels we'd like to see", "Pinball Legend in High Rise Death Leap", "Bitterman", "Melvin & Jenkins guide to ecology", "Pull my Cheney", "The cover we didn't use", "Contable Angus Saucington", "The Godfrey Report", "Important Information for all users of Windows XP", "Candy Hearts for Modern Lovers", "Celebrity cause-of-death betting odds", "Graphic Novel Revi (Author with Jack Syracuse, Kevin Pope, Dick DeBartolo, Garth Gerhart, Mike Snider, Ray Alma, Scott Maiko, Tom Cheney, Don Edwing, Gary Hallgreen, Desmond Devlin, Jeff Kruse, Barry Liebmann, Patrick Merrel)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - Glaring symptoms of video game addiction (Artist, Writer)
Department: A real controller freak
MAD Magazine #452April 2005
- A MAD peek behind the scenes at Celebrity Poker Showdown (Artist with Desmond Devlin, David Shayne, Tom Richmond, Steve Rosso)
Department: All bets are awful - Thanks to the popularity of Poker... (Artist, Writer)
Department: The Tragically Chip
MAD Magazine #453May 2005
- The Fundalini Pages: "Studpid IKEA product name or cartoon sound effect", "Bitterman", "Punchlines in search of a joke", "The Kitchen sink: The lowest-rated Top100 Countdown TV shows", "Highlights from Michael Jackson's latest video message to the world", "Graphic Novel Review: The Custodians", "Melvin & Jenkins' guide to partygoing", "Fundalini Foto News: The 2005 Grammy Awards", Baseball Steroid (Author with Desmond Devlin, Scott Maiko, Greg Laub, Charles Akins, Rick Tulka, Andrew J. Schwartzberg, Don Edwing, Kevin Pope, Garth Gerhart, Jerry Ordway)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - When Tattoo artists go bad (Artist, Writer)
Department: On the ink of disaster
MAD Magazine #455July 2005
- The Fundalini Pages: "12 ways NASA plans on cutting the costs of the space program", "The cover we didn't use", "Celebrity cause-of-death betting odds: Donald Trump", "Desperate Hamaswives", "Updated parental warnings", "Fundalini Foto News: Congress gets pumped up about steroids in baseball", "The Godfrey Report", "A MAD guide to Martha Stewart's prison tattoos", "The fast 5 little known facts ab (Author with Philip Kim, Scott Bricher, Garth Gerhart, Pranav Behari, Jack Syracuse, Bob Staake, Scott Mendenhall, Ray Alma, Dick DeBartolo, Mike Snider)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #456August 2005
- Things you never want to read about the summer camp you're being sent to (Artist, Writer)
Department: The grate outdoors
MAD Magazine #457September 2005
- Telltale signs that the street gang you're joining ain't all that though (Writer, Artist)
Department: Just say no to thugs
MAD Magazine #458October 2005
- The Fundalini Pages: "A cable news director's guide to Sorta Newsworthy vs. Very Newsworthy", "A decade by decade gift pyramide for guys", "Desperate new army enticements to get more people to enlist", "Joke Set-Ups in search of a Punchline", "Bitterman", "Celebrity cause-of-death betting odds: Lindsay Lohan", "The Godfrey Report", "The puzzle Nook", "The president's dog", "On Newsstand now: Nuns (Author with Hermann Mejia, P.C. Vey, Peter Kuper, Garth Gerhart, Patrick Merrel, Ed Steckley, Scott Bricher, Dick DeBartolo, Jack Syracuse, Scott Maiko, Mike Snider, John Pound, Charles Akins, Jacob Lambert, Jeff Kruse, Andrew J. Schwartzberg, L.P. Ferrante)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - If there were no such things as video games... (Writer, Artist)
Department: Out of controllers
MAD Magazine #459November 2005
- You may want to call off the 'face to Face' if... (Artist, Writer with Butch D'Ambrosio)
Department: Rotten meet
MAD Magazine #460December 2005
- Everyday Pet-Peeves of second rate superheroes (Writer, Artist)
Department: It's absurd...it's a pain!...It's...
MAD Magazine #461January 2006
- The Fundalini Pages: "Melvin & Jenkins guide to our animal friends", "Pull my cheney!", "An ad we'd like to see", "The Godfrey report", "3 quick and easy things King Kong could do to improve his image", "The fast 5 PBS' news conservative direction", "Monkeys are always funny", "Scary threats...scrarier realities", "Myspace by the Numbers", Yoga for smokers", "New on DVD", "Graphic Novel Review: Th (Author with Barry Liebmann, Michael Lore, Megan Ganz, Mike Capozzola, Jacob Lambert, Tom Fowler, Tom Cheney, Carolyn Abram, Desmond Devlin, Gary Hallgreen, Rick Tulka, Darren Johnson, Grey Blackwell, Irving Schild, Kevin Pope)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #462February 2006
- Heartbreaking problems of aging Elvis impersonators (Artist, Writer)
Department: Hip-Break Hotel
MAD Magazine #463March 2006
- The Fundalini Pages: "Unexpected Entries in the presidential line of succession", "The Godfrey Report", "iPod thoughts", Titles Hollywood is considering for a King Kong sequel", "Duck Droppings", Spoiled Bratton", "Tabloid celebrity combo names yet to come", "Grammar Roundup", "Pull my Cheney", "Melvin & jenkins guide to a day at the zoo", "Key prosecution exhibits in the Saddam Hussein Trial" (Author with Dick DeBartolo, Scott Bricher, Jeff Kruse, Tom Cheney, Don Edwing, Kevin Pope, Doug Bratton, Desmond Devlin, Scott Maiko, Jeff Katz)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - Ugly issues gay cowboys are forced to contend with (Artist, Writer)
Department: Homo on the range
MAD Magazine #464April 2006
- The Fundalini Pages: "Saddam sez", "Pull my Cheney!", "iPod Products that never caught on", "Bitterman", "5 disturbing signs that your parents don't love you anymore", "Ask Lynne Cheney", "New in Bookstores: Flat Stan Lee", "Melvin & Jenkins guide to personal health", "What's on Osama Bin Laden's Bookshelf?", "The scarlet Letter as told by Paris Hilton", Forms of Torture still allowed under the Ge (Author with Garth Gerhart, Desmond Devlin, Brian McConnachie, Bob Staake, Tom Cheney, Megan Ganz, Jack Syracuse, Rick Tulka, Sam Sisco, Jacob Lambert, Arie Kaplan, Kevin Pope)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - Burger King Funnies (Writer, Artist)
Department: Err to the Throne
MAD Magazine #466June 2006
- The Fundalini Pages: "Stupid Hobbies of Stupid People", "Biiterman", "Saddam Sez", "The DaVinci Cold", "Ask Lynne Cheney", "Confusing Road Signs", "First draft excerpts from james Frey's "A million little pieces" that even his publisher thought were too loopy to print", "Stuff about The DaVinci Code that christians should be protesting", "Undeniable proof that President Bush was lying when he said (Author with Rick Tulka, Michael Gallagher, Irving Schild, Brian McConnachie, Teresa Burns Parkhurst, Jacob Lambert, Sam Sisco, Hermann Mejia, Jeff Kruse, Garth Gerhart, Scott Bricher, Paul Tinelli)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #467July 2006
- Outrageously stupid cell phone and accessories (Artist, Writer)
Department: Can you jeer me now?
MAD Magazine #468August 2006
- The Fundalini Pages; "Declining standards of the U.S.Army", "Monkeys are always funny", "The fast 5 worst selling Victorias Secret lingerie", "Melvin & Jenkins guide to medical marijuana", "DVD Special features that only a complete moron would cklick on", "Wakipedia", "Preliminary findings from George Mitchells probe of major league baseball...", "The Godfrey Report", "Vey to go!", "Create your ve (Author with Desmond Devlin, Adam Rust, Jack Syracuse, Jeff Kruse, Jacob Lambert, Hermann Mejia, Kit Lively, P.C. Vey, Stan Sinberg, Scott Bricher, Kevin Pope)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - When Lifeguards go bad (Artist, Writer)
Department: Swimming is not everything
MAD Magazine #470October 2006
- Back to school look at the common miscues, flubs & screw-ups of the novice class clown (Artist, Writer)
Department: The Jokes on Youth
MAD Magazine #471November 2006
- The Fundalini Pages; "Problems that arise every Halloween", "Melvin & Jenkins guide to online music", "Good News coming out of Iraq which the media is not covering...", "Le Lievre and let die", "The Godfrey Report", "The fast 5 least popular brochures at your doctors office", "Bitterman", "Have you considered a career as a chronic complainer?", "Paint like the Masters: Norman Rockwell (First in a (Author with Scott Maiko, Desmond Devlin, Adam Rust, Jeff Kruse, Frank Santopadre, Hermann Mejia, Steve Smallwood, Garth Gerhart, Angelo Torres, Glen LeLievre, Kevin Pope)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #473January 2007
- The Fundalini Pages; "In stores just in time for the holidays", "On newsstands now: Scientific Republican - The stork", "The Godfrey Report", "Saddam sez", "Vey to go!", "Other things, besides offending muslims, the pope must apologize for", "An honest "Printer Test Page" we do like to see", "When other helplines are outsourced to India", "The fast 5", "Melvin & Jenkins", "Bitterman" (Author with Desmond Devlin, Kevin Pope, Teresa Burns Parkhurst, Nicholas Michael Ferry IV, Dick DeBartolo, Jeff Kruse, Adam Rust, Paul Coker, Jr., Charles Akins, P.C. Vey, Garth Gerhart)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #474February 2007
- The multifaceted upside of having a multiple personality disorder in school (Artist, Writer)
Department: The minds is a terrible thing to waste
MAD Magazine #476April 2007
- The Fundalini Pages; "Meet the 08 presidential candidates: Barack Obama", "Cover we did not use", "Thoughts going through Daniel "Harry Potter" Radcliffes Mind during his nude scene in Equus", "Barrel O Harrell", "The fast 5 things the democrats accomplishes in their first 100 hours", "Secrets of advertising icons revealed!", "Pull my Cheney", "Fundalini goes to the golden globes" (Author with Rob Harrell, Jack Syracuse, Evan Dorkin, Benjamin Schultz, Desmond Devlin, Jeff Kruse, Todd Eisner, Tom Cheney, Paul Coker, Jr., Sarah Dyer)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - You have definitely bought the wrong robot if... (Artist, Writer)
Department: Dull and Droid
MAD Magazine #477May 2007
- The Fundalini Pages; "Booy Scout Merit Badges for the 21st century", "Britney Spears Publicity Stunts that would really get our attention...", "Fundalini Foto News: Fundalini goes to the Grammys", "Meet the 08 presidential candidates: Senator John McCain", "Spoiled Bratton", "Castro comments", "The fast 5 reasons to upgrade to the new Microsoft Windows Vista OS", "Fundalini Foto News: Fundalini go (Author with Jeff Kruse, Doug Bratton, Jack Syracuse, Rick Tulka, Frank Santopadre, Dick DeBartolo, Scott Maiko, Paul Coker, Jr., Charles Akins)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - Signs your stalker has spring fever (Artist, Writer)
Department: Season Desist
MAD Magazine #478June 2007
- The Fundalini Pages; "Spider-Man 3 Mechandise to avois!", "Meet the 08 presidential candidates: Hillary Clinton", "How Newspapers can regain readership", "The godfrey report", "Lelievre and let live", "The Yungbluth & The Restless", "Selected Highlights from Al Gores Testimony in front of congress", "Kentucky Fried Taco Hut", " Melvin & Jenkins", "Products inspired by current events", "Comic Book (Author with Darren Johnson, Glen LeLievre, Paul Coker, Jr., Jacob Lambert, Charles Akins, Jeff Kruse, Desmond Devlin, Irving Schild, Kevin Pope, Jason Yungbluth, Dick DeBartolo, Jack Syracuse)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - What you have to look forward to as a middle-aged Mall Rat (Artist, Writer)
Department: The old man and the CVS
MAD Magazine #479July 2007
- John Caldwells final installment of the Gross and Beyond Gross Trilogy (Artist, Writer)
Department: Revoltage Meter
MAD Magazine #480August 2007
- The Fundalini Pages (Author with Irving Schild, Eric Scott, Bob Staake, Jeff Kruse, Paul Coker, Jr., Jack Syracuse, Kiernan P. Schmitt, Rick Tulka, Jacob Lambert, Steve Rosso, Scott Bricher, Leonardo Rodriguez, John Crowther, Dick DeBartolo)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - If chickens could time travel (Artist, Writer)
Department: Turning back the Cluck
MAD Magazine #481September 2007
- The Fundalini Pages; "Where your IPhone $$$$ goes", "Duck Droppings", "Joke Set-Ups in search of a punchline", "Fundalini asks What if...", "The godfrey report", "The fast 5", "Melvin & Jenkins", "Paint like the Masters", "Castro comments", "Tierra del Feggo", "Meet the 08 presidential candidates: John Edwards", "Other bad animal employment opportunities", "Little green Army men theatre" (Author with Laura Howell, Dick DeBartolo, Jack Syracuse, Kevin Pope, Feggo, Don Edwing, Eric Scott, Jeff Kruse, Adam Rust, Desmond Devlin, Rick Tulka)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #482October 2007
- A Collection of Significantly Stupid Strategies For Battling Skyrocketing Gas Prices (Artist, Writer)
Department: A FUEL-PROOF PLAN
MAD Magazine #483November 2007
- The Fundalini Pages: "Bad Newz Kennels", "Little-Known provisions in the 2007 immigration bill", "The fast 5 amazing facts about Jenna Bushs new book", "The Zombie Food Pyramid", Duck Droppings", "Movie Screw-Ups", "What if books were printed on deli meats?", "The Godfrey Report", "Meet the 08 presidential candidates", "Rejected ultimate fighting championship slogans", "The Yungbluth & The Restles (Author with Jack Syracuse, Jeff Kruse, Jason Yungbluth, Michael Slack, Jacob Lambert, Rick Tulka, Garth Gerhart, Benjamin Schultz, Don Edwing, Scott Maiko, Todd Eisner, Sergio Aragonés)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - Things that really get under a Zombies Skin (Artist, Writer)
Department: Monsters Gall
MAD Magazine #484December 2007
- The Fundalini Pages: "Fundalini goes to the MTV Video Music Awards", "The Godfrey Report", "Vey to go!", "Meet the 08 presidential candidates - This month: Fred Thompson", "The To-Do List of trouble Helmsley, the dog whi inherited $12 million", "Senator Larry Craigs can not miss mens room pick-up lines", "The Sopranos wins the Emmy", "Fundalini goes to the Emmys", "Political bumber stickers we are (Author with P.C. Vey, Frank Santopadre, Paul Coker, Jr., Garth Gerhart, Hermann Mejia, Matthew A. Cohen, Barry Liebmann, Jack Syracuse)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - You are not exactly full of the true spirit of christmas if... (Artist, Writer)
Department: Totally scrooged
MAD Magazine #486February 2008
- The Fundalini Pages: "Things you don't want to hear from a High School Guidance Counselor", "Better Endings to Fairy Tales than Happily ever after", The 3 biggest lies in Video Games", Least E-Mailed Articles", "Only a Hardcore cable news junkie...", "Modern Heart Pendants", "Meet the '08 presidential candidates: Dennis Kucinich", "Vey to go!", "Fundalini goes to the white house", The Godfrey Repo (Author with Tom Bunk, Peter Bagge, Jeff Kruse, Scott Bricher, P.C. Vey, Desmond Devlin, Sumukh Torgalkar, Jack Syracuse, Paul Coker, Jr., Jacob Lambert, Darren Johnson, Charles Akins)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - When the morbidly Obese go bad (Writer, Artist)
Department: Fats all, Folks!
MAD Magazine #487March 2008
- The Fundalini Pages: "The George Mitchell Steroid Press Conference", "Paint like the Masters: Leonardo DaVinci", "Bitterman", "Meet the 08 Presidential candidates: Mike Huckabee", "Rejected Catchphrases from Rambo", "Castro comments", "Lesser-known strikes in the Entertainment Industry...", "Shocking Revelations George Mitchell left out of his Report on Steroids in Baseball", The fast 5 Fun-Soundi (Author with Evan Dorkin, Ryan Pagelow, Jack Syracuse, Jeff Kruse, Adam Rust, Greg Leitman, Jacob Lambert, Sam Sisco, Sarah Dyer, Charles Akins, Garth Gerhart)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #488April 2008
- 10 things you, as a concerned Monkey, can do to save the Environment (Artist, Writer)
Department: Planet Mirth - How to draw a Monkey (Artist, Writer)
Department: That was easel
MAD Magazine #489May 2008
- Signs you've chosen the wrong Spring Break destination (Artist, Writer)
Department: Mistake a vacation
MAD Magazine #490July 2008
- 10 things Indiana Jones hates more than snakes (Writer, Artist)
Department: Reptile Dysfunction
MAD Magazine #491July 2008
- The Fundalini Pages: "The disadvantages of Polygamy", "Billy Mays Infomercials", "Vey to go!", The fast 5 rejected Baseball Promotional Days", "The NFL's Ref Report", "Phrases that sound like they're from the bible - but aren't", "Robots in disguise", "The Long Shot", "What if there was a five-day waiting period to buy pants?", "The O'Reilly Spin vs. The Olbermann Spin" (Author with Paul Coker, Jr., Scott Bricher, Kiernan P. Schmitt, Dan Long, Leonardo Rodriguez, Tom Bunk, Scott Nickel, Jeff Kruse, Matthew A. Cohen, Kevin Pope, P.C. Vey, Dick DeBartolo, Bob Staake, Darren Johnson, Rick Tulka)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - Guide to proper Paparazzi Etiquette (Artist, Writer)
Department: Getting their shoot together
MAD Magazine #492August 2008
- Field Guide to spotting America's most incompetent summer camp counselors (Writer, Artist)
Department: S'Morons
MAD Magazine #494October 2008
- The Pros & Cons of being a polygamy cult kid (Artist, Writer)
Department: The problem is a parent
MAD Magazine #497January 2009
- 5. O.J. Simspon: Man of steal (Writer)
Department: The MAD 20 The dumbest people, events and things of 2008! - Signs you'll grow up to be a degenerate gambler (Artist, Writer)
Department: Bettor days are ahead
MAD Magazine #498February 2009
- The Fundalini Pages: "Positives Aspects of the Economic Meltdown", "Punchlines in search of Jokes!", Lelievre and let die", "Celebrity cause-of-death betting odds: Tyra Banks", "Ways to make sure you don't lose your job in these tough times!", "Melvin & Jenkins' guide to cold symptons", "The Godfrey report", "Solution to last month's 'Mini-Mystery'" "Rejected Comic Strips", "Covers we didn't use" (Author with Desmond Devlin, Rick Tulka, Dick DeBartolo, Darren Johnson, Tim Hamilton, Gary Hallgreen, Leonardo Rodriguez, Barry Liebmann, Dave Crosland, Ray Alma, Kevin Pope, Jeff Kruse, Glen LeLievre)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #499April 2009
- The decided disadvantages of an online education (Writer, Artist)
Department: Modem Cum Laude
MAD Magazine #500June 2009
- The Fundalini Pages: Reasons why the national diarrhea awareness campaign failed (Artist, Writer)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - MAD issues 301-400 "The rush to antietam" (Author with Tom Bunk, Tom Koch, Dick DeBartolo, Andrew J. Schwartzberg, Anthony Barbieri, Don Edwing, Frank Jacobs, Henry Clark, Frank Santopadre, Bill Wray, Irving Schild, Angelo Torres, Sean Eisenporth, Peter Sun, George Woodbridge, Dave Berg, Jack Davis, Stan Hart, Arie Kaplan, Rick Tulka, Mort Drucker, Gerry Gersten, Bob Staake, Drew Friedman, Joe Raiola, Peter Kuper, Sean Farrelly, Mark Stutzman, James Warhola, James Bennett, Paul Coker, Jr., Kevin Pope, Jonathan Bresman, Desmond Devlin, Sergio Aragonés, Tom Cheney, Mike Snider, Michael Gallagher, John Ficarra, Charlie Kadau, Al Jaffee, Brian Farrelly, Arnie Kogen, Bob Clarke, Sam Viviano)
- MAD issues 401-500 "Beginnings" (Author with Peter Bagge, Russ Cooper, Sam Sisco, Marc Hempel, Arie Kaplan, Bill Wray, Mort Drucker, Josh Malinow, Charlie Kadau, Mark Fredrickson, Sean Farrelly, Jeff Kruse, Scott Bricher, Paul Coker, Jr., Teresa Burns Parkhurst, Peter Kuper, Richard Williams, Desmond Devlin, Stan Sinberg, Timothy Shamey, Dave Croatto, Al Jaffee, Brian Farrelly, Jack Syracuse, P.C. Vey, Roberto Parada, 3/Design Studios, Tom Bunk, Anthony Barbieri, Tom Richmond, Angelo Torres, Dick DeBartolo, Arnie Kogen, Mike Snider, Ray Alma, Drew Friedman, Kenny Byerly, Joe Raiola, Rick Tulka, Irving Schild, Scott Sonneborn, Scott Maiko, Hermann Mejia, Sergio Aragonés)
MAD Magazine #501October 2009
- MAD's guide to making a recently released Gitmo Detainee feel welcome in your town (Artist, Writer)
Department: There's no displaced like home
MAD Magazine #502January 2010
- The Fundalini Pages: The Fast Five 5 reasions why Microsoft thinks you'll love Windows 7 (Artist with Dick DeBartolo)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine • USA • California
DC MAD Cover Variation • USA
DC MAD Variant Covers 2014 • USA
Miscellaneous MAD Specials • USA • New York
Miscellaneous MAD Books • USA • New York
Postcards, Trading Cards and Stickers • USA
MAD Magazine • Brasil • Veechi
MAD Magazine • Brasil • Record
MAD Magazine • Brasil • Mythos
MAD Magazine • Brasil • Panini
Miscellaneous MAD Specials (Record) • Brasil • Record
MAD Especial (Record) • Brasil • Record
MAD Especial (Record) • Brasil • Mythos
Mini-MAD (Record) • Brasil • Mythos
MAD Especial (Panini) • Brasil • Panini
Various MAD Books • Brasil
MAD Magazine • Germany • Dino/Panini
Original Artwork • Germany
MAD Magazine • Great Britain
MAD Magazine • Mexico • Mina
Various MAD Books • Turkey
