MAD Magazine #461 
Editorial
- Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson
Featured characters
Table of Contents
The Fundalini Pages: "Melvin & Jenkins guide to our animal friends", "Pull my cheney!", "An ad we'd like to see", "The Godfrey report", "3 quick and easy things King Kong could do to improve his image", "The fast 5 PBS' news conservative direction", "Monkeys are always funny", "Scary threats...scrarier realities", "Myspace by the Numbers", Yoga for smokers", "New on DVD", "Graphic Novel Review: Th
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Author: Desmond Devlin Author: Jacob Lambert Author: Irving Schild Author: Gary Hallgreen Author: John Caldwell Author: Kevin Pope Author: Rick Tulka Author: Tom Fowler Author: Barry Liebmann Author: Darren Johnson Author: Tom Cheney Author: Megan Ganz Author: Grey Blackwell Author: Carolyn Abram Author: Mike Capozzola Author: Michael Lore
Page: 6
The 25 worst things about christmas
Department: Yule be sorry
Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Jeff Kruse
Page: 10
Monroe and... The mystery cream (Part two)
Department: Angster's Paradise
Artist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony Barbieri
Page: 19
1. Hurricane Katrina: The Bush league response
Department: The MAD 20 - The dumbest people, events and things of 2005!
Artist: Doug Holgate Writer: Jeff Kruse
Page: 30
2. Tom Cruise: From pretty boy to "Hoo Boy!"
Department: The MAD 20 - The dumbest people, events and things of 2005!
Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Mort Drucker
Page: 31
3. There goes the bride: Jennifer Wilbanks says "Adieu"
Department: The MAD 20 - The dumbest people, events and things of 2005!
Writer: Charlie Kadau Writer: Joe Raiola Artist: Scott Bricher
Page: 32
4. Russel Crowe's Telephone Tantrum: Dial "M" for moron
Department: The MAD 20 - The dumbest people, events and things of 2005!
Writer: Joe Raiola Photographer: Irving Schild Sculptor: Liz Lomax
Page: 33
5. Karl Rove: A man for all treasons
Department: The MAD 20 - The dumbest people, events and things of 2005!
Photographer: Irving Schild Sculptor: Tony Cipriano
Page: 34
6. Price Harry: Not knowing reich from wrong
Department: The MAD 20 - The dumbest people, events and things of 2005!
Artist: Richard Williams Writer: Dave Croatto
Page: 35
9. Scam Artist gives Wendy's the finger
Department: The MAD 20 - The dumbest people, events and things of 2005!
Artist: Scott Bricher Writer: Scott Maiko
Page: 38
10. Rafael Palmeiro testifies negative, tests positive
Department: The MAD 20 - The dumbest people, events and things of 2005!
Artist: James Bennett
Page: 39
11. The Terry Schiavo Media Circus
Department: The MAD 20 - The dumbest people, events and things of 2005!
Artist: Tom Richmond
Page: 40
12. Michael Jackson's touching tale
Department: The MAD 20 - The dumbest people, events and things of 2005!
Writer: Desmond Devlin
Page: 42
13. Brajelina: The lame of love
Department: The MAD 20 - The dumbest people, events and things of 2005!
Artist: Jack Syracuse Writer: Justin Tyler
Page: 43
14. Teen Queen's extreme weight loss: Into thin err
Department: The MAD 20 - The dumbest people, events and things of 2005!
Artist: Hermann Mejia Writer: Paul Gilligan
Page: 44
15. Saddam photographed in jail
Department: The MAD 20 - The dumbest people, events and things of 2005!
Writer: Desmond Devlin
Page: 45
16. Homo-Neurotic right wing group outs Spongebob
Department: The MAD 20 - The dumbest people, events and things of 2005!
Writer: Arie Kaplan
Page: 46
17. Paula Abdul: Judge Juicy
Department: The MAD 20 - The dumbest people, events and things of 2005!
Artist: Tom Nick Cocotos
Page: 47
18. Kevin Federline: From beer to paternity
Department: The MAD 20 - The dumbest people, events and things of 2005!
Artist: Richard Williams Writer: Scott Maiko
Page: 48
19. What controversial relationships are many teachers now having to deny? (A special edition MAD 20 Fold-In)
Department: The MAD 20 - The dumbest people, events and things of 2005!
Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee
Page: 49
20. What screws up must come down - The A-list of A-holes
Department: The MAD 20 - The dumbest people, events and things of 2005!
Artist: Drew Friedman
Page: 50
