MAD Magazine #383 
Editorial
- Cover Artist: Roberto Parada
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Cover: Phantom Menace
Artist, Colorist: Roberto Parada
Coming Next Month!
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Department: Departments
Artist: Sergio Aragonés Artist: Don Edwing Artist: Peter Kuper Artist: James Warhola Artist: Bill Wray Artist: Hermann Mejia Artist: John Caldwell
On Sale Now!
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Department: Letters and Tomatoes Department
Satirize This
Department: Are You Talkin' to Me - at $100 an Hour? Dept.
Artist: Angelo Torres Writer: Josh Gordon
The Mad Book of Suicide Etiquette
Department: Rules to Not Live By Dept.
Writer: Drew Friedman Artist: Mike Snider
Monroe and... the Funeral
Department: Angster's Paradise Dept.
Artist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony Barbieri
Countdown to... The Phantom Menace
Department: Come to the Dork Side Dept.
Writer: Charlie Kadau Artist: Amanda Conner
The Jesse Venturification of U.S. Politics
Department: 1600 Wrestlemania Avenue Dept.
Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Ray Alma
An Import Message from the Law Firm of Low, Rottten, Scumbag & Snake
Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Irving Schild
The Mad Guide to Cleaning Up Your #*!%&*@# Vocabulary
Department: Without a Swear in the World Dept.
Artist, Writer: John Caldwell
Spy Vs. Spy
Department: Joe and Dagger Dept.; Spy Vs. Spy
Artist: Peter Kuper Writer: Michael Gallagher
The Phantom Menace - Scenes You Never Saw
Department: The Stills Are Alive Dept.
Artist: David P. Levin
The Omahog Steaks Meats by Mail Catalogue
Department: The Loin King Dept.
Artist: James Warhola Writer: Joe Raiola Writer: David Shayne
Mad's Celebrity Cause-of-Death Betting Odds: George Lucas
Department: Grieving Las Vegas Dept.
Artist: Hermann Mejia Writer: Mike Snider
Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)
Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés
Back Cover Inside: What Eagerly Anticipated Event is Finally Upon Us?
Artist, Colorist, Writer: Al Jaffee
Back Cover: The Morning Feeding
Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Michael Gallagher
