MAD Magazine #383 
Editorial
- Cover Artist: Roberto Parada
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Artist: Sergio Aragonés Artist: Don Edwing Artist: Peter Kuper Artist: James Warhola Artist: Bill Wray Artist: Hermann Mejia Artist: John Caldwell
Satirize This
Department: Are You Talkin' to Me - at $100 an Hour?
Artist: Angelo Torres Writer: Josh Gordon
The Mad Book of Suicide Etiquette
Department: Rules to Not Live By
Writer: Drew Friedman Artist: Mike Snider
Countdown to... The Phantom Menace
Department: Come to the Dork Side
Writer: Charlie Kadau Artist: Amanda Conner
The Jesse Venturification of U.S. Politics
Department: 1600 Wrestlemania Avenue
Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Ray Alma
An Import Message from the Law Firm of Low, Rottten, Scumbag & Snake
Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Irving Schild
The Mad Guide to Cleaning Up Your #*!%&*@# Vocabulary
Department: Without a Swear in the World
Artist, Writer: John Caldwell
The Omahog Steaks Meats by Mail Catalogue
Department: The Loin King
Artist: James Warhola Writer: Joe Raiola Writer: David Shayne
Mad's Celebrity Cause-of-Death Betting Odds: George Lucas
Department: Grieving Las Vegas
Artist: Hermann Mejia Writer: Mike Snider
Back Cover Inside: What Eagerly Anticipated Event is Finally Upon Us?
Artist, Colorist, Writer: Al Jaffee
