MAD Magazine #447

MAD Magazine #447 • USA • 1st Edition - New York
1st Edition - New York
November 2004
The strange similarities between George W.Bush and Dr.Seuss
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Contents Page

Page: 1

Random Samplings of Reader Mail

Department: Letters and Tomates

Page: 2

The Fundalini Pages

  • List of all contributors

    Author: Dick DeBartolo Author: Desmond Devlin Author: Don Edwing Author: Charlie Kadau Author: Jacob Lambert Author: Jack Syracuse Author: Gary Hallgren Author: Jeff Kruse Author: Matthew A. Cohen Author: Garth Gerhart Author: Mike Snider Author: Patrick Merrel Author: Dennis Wunderlin

    Page: 8

  • Fundalini Foto News: Lance Armstrong Wins 6th Tour de France

  • Pope Fiction

  • Conventional Wisdom Says... When In Fact...

  • Save $50 on a Set of Four BF Goodyear Tires!

  • Internet Banner Ads You Shouldn't Click On -

  • Bonus DVD Features We'd Like to See - Michael Moore Fahrenheit 9/11

  • Titles George Lucas Considered For the Next Star Wars Movie

  • Celebrity Cause of Death Betting Odds - Tina Fey

  • The Puzzle Nook - "---ry will get you nowhere"

  • Is Your State's Governor Gay?

  • Graphic Novel Review - The Adventures of Tintin - Tintin in Fallujah

  • Bitterman - security guard job interview

How George W.Bush "Stacks up" against the other 42 U.S.Presidents

Department: It's rating men

Photographer: AP/Wide World Photos Writer: Mike Snider

Page: 12

This year's hottest Halloween costumes

Department: For your disguise only

Artist: Scott Bricher

Page: 14

Monroe and... Global Warming

Department: Angster's Paradise

Artist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony Barbieri

Page: 16

One morning on fifth Avenue

Department: Minions of Dollars

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Don Edwing

Page: 20

John, Frank and Carmine's biggest complaints about growing up Gotti

Department: Boyz II Hitmen

Artist: Hermann Mejia

Page: 22

Duke Bissel's Tales of undisputed interest

Department: The wizard of Odd

Artist, Writer: P.C. Vey

Page: 24

A MAD Look at Politicians

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Page: 26

Put a new Idiot in the white house!

Department: A MAD Poster

Artist: Mark Fredrickson

Page: 30

A MAD poke in the queer eye for the straight guy

Department: All in a Gay's work

Artist, Writer: Mike Snider

Page: 32

Martha Stewart's escape plan

Department: Gettin' diggy wit' it

Artist: Charles Akins Writer: Matthew A. Cohen Writer: Jason Schneider

Page: 36

The strange similarities between the Bush administration and the world of Dr.Seuss

Department: Oh, the undisclosed locations you'll go!

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Mort Drucker

Page: 39

Indisputable tip-offs you weren't cut out for a life of crime

Department: Fail to the thief

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

Page: 44

Reprinted in: US MAD Magazine #23

Unabridged corporate slogans

Department: A long phrase journey into blight

Writer: Joe Raiola Artist: Tom Nick Cocotos

Page: 46

Spy vs.Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Peter Kuper

Page: 48

The verdict

Department: Guilty, please!

Artist: Sergio Aragonés Writer: Michael Gallagher

Page: 50

What to expect at your team's spanking new $450 million ballpark

Department: Field of Schemes

Artist: Al Jaffee Writer: Joe Raiola Photographer: Getty Images

Page: 52

The burning MAD show

Department: Big Mac Attack

Artist: Tom Richmond Writer: David Shayne

Page: 55

Back Cover Inside: Fold-In - What obnoxious bore is notorious for asking questions no one else does?

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Back Cover: Advertisement for Aaron's "Our Dream Machines Have Gone Mad!" - Mad Racing Partner