MAD Magazine #462 
Editorial
- Cover Artist: Mort Drucker
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Featured characters
Table of Contents
The Fundalini Pages: "Melvin & Jenkins guide to charity work", "12 ways to know you're flying on a bankrupt airline", "The fast 5 phrases you'll never hear on an infomercial", "King Klutz", "Biiterman", "Ask Lynne Cheney", "Vey to go!", "How the Bush Administration would handle an attack by King Kong", "The Anne Geddes 2006 Dick Cheney Calendar", "Coming in 2046 - The 12,465th chapter of R. Kelly'
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Author: Paul Coker, Jr. Author: Dick DeBartolo Author: Desmond Devlin Author: Jack Syracuse Author: Charles Akins Author: Kevin Pope Author: Paul Gilligan Author: Rick Tulka Author: P.C. Vey Author: Jeff Kruse Author: Garth Gerhart Author: Emily Flake Author: Brian McConnachie Author: Jim Mahfood Author: Tamara Federici Author: Nate Fakes
Page: 6
MAD's do-it-yourself American Idol Judge's critiques
Department: MAD Cowell's disease
Artist: Drew Friedman Writer: Darren Johnson
Page: 10
The MAD world of... Food!
Department: Eats meets jest
Artist: Marc Hempel Writer: Stan Sinberg
Page: 12
Heartbreaking problems of aging Elvis impersonators
Department: Hip-Break Hotel
Artist, Writer: John Caldwell
Page: 18
Reprinted in: US MAD Magazine #13
The good points and bad points of the new NBA dress code
Department: He suits, he scores!
Artist: Tom Richmond Writer: Jeff Kruse Writer: Nate Fakes
Page: 20
Monroe and... The dream date
Department: Angster's Paradise
Artist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony Barbieri
Page: 29
The dog that played football for Notre Dame
Department: The beast and the brightest
Artist: Leonardo Rodriguez Writer: Brian McConnachie
Page: 34
The Strip Club: Middle School Nostradamus
Department: Pen and Stink
Writer: Simon Rich Artist: M.K. Perker
Page: 37
The Strip Club: Father O'Flannity's Hot Tub Confessions with special guest Kate Moss!!
Department: Pen and Stink
Artist, Writer: Keith Knight
Page: 37
The Strip Club: The Hero Santon!: Poker 'Pocalypse
Department: Pen and Stink
Artist, Writer: Don Asmussen
Page: 38
The Strip Club: Jump Cut Jerry Maguire
Department: Pen and Stink
Artist, Writer: Paul Gilligan
Page: 38
American Idol also rans: Where are they Now?
Department: Rejects Education
Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Jeff Kruse
Page: 40
