MAD Magazine #462

MAD Magazine #462 • USA • 1st Edition - New York
1st Edition - New York
February 2006
In this issue: We vote out American Idol
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Table of Contents

[No Title]

Random Samplings of Reader Mail

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Page: 2

The Fundalini Pages: "Melvin & Jenkins guide to charity work", "12 ways to know you're flying on a bankrupt airline", "The fast 5 phrases you'll never hear on an infomercial", "King Klutz", "Biiterman", "Ask Lynne Cheney", "Vey to go!", "How the Bush Administration would handle an attack by King Kong", "The Anne Geddes 2006 Dick Cheney Calendar", "Coming in 2046 - The 12,465th chapter of R. Kelly'

Department: Random Acts of Mindless

Author: Paul Coker, Jr. Author: Dick DeBartolo Author: Desmond Devlin Author: Jack Syracuse Author: Charles Akins Author: Kevin Pope Author: Paul Gilligan Author: Rick Tulka Author: P.C. Vey Author: Jeff Kruse Author: Garth Gerhart Author: Emily Flake Author: Brian McConnachie Author: Jim Mahfood Author: Tamara Federici Author: Nate Fakes

Page: 6

MAD's do-it-yourself American Idol Judge's critiques

Department: MAD Cowell's disease

Artist: Drew Friedman Writer: Darren Johnson

Page: 10

The MAD world of... Food!

Department: Eats meets jest

Artist: Marc Hempel Writer: Stan Sinberg

Page: 12

Spy vs. Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Peter Kuper

Page: 16

Heartbreaking problems of aging Elvis impersonators

Department: Hip-Break Hotel

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

Page: 18

Reprinted in: US MAD Magazine #13

The good points and bad points of the new NBA dress code

Department: He suits, he scores!

Artist: Tom Richmond Writer: Jeff Kruse Writer: Nate Fakes

Page: 20

A MAD Look at Bling

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Page: 22

Monroe and... The dream date

Department: Angster's Paradise

Artist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony Barbieri

Page: 29

The dog that played football for Notre Dame

Department: The beast and the brightest

Artist: Leonardo Rodriguez Writer: Brian McConnachie

Page: 34

The Strip Club: Middle School Nostradamus

Department: Pen and Stink

Writer: Simon Rich Artist: M.K. Perker

Page: 37

The Strip Club: Father O'Flannity's Hot Tub Confessions with special guest Kate Moss!!

Department: Pen and Stink

Artist, Writer: Keith Knight

Page: 37

The Strip Club: I'm with stupid

Department: Pen and Stink

Artist, Writer: Rich Moyer

Page: 38

The Strip Club: The Hero Santon!: Poker 'Pocalypse

Department: Pen and Stink

Artist, Writer: Don Asmussen

Page: 38

The Strip Club: Jump Cut Jerry Maguire

Department: Pen and Stink

Artist, Writer: Paul Gilligan

Page: 38

The Strip Club: Fantabulaman

Department: Pen and Stink

Artist, Writer: Ted Rall

Page: 39

American Idol also rans: Where are they Now?

Department: Rejects Education

Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Jeff Kruse

Page: 40

Louse (House Parody)

Department: Hugh dirty Rat

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Arnie Kogen

Page: 48

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Department: MAD Fold-In

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Page: 53