- Cover Artist: Mort Drucker
Table of Contents
The Fundalini Pages
List of all contributors
Author: Paul Coker, Jr. Author: Dick DeBartolo Author: Desmond Devlin Author: Jack Syracuse Author: Charles Akins Author: Kevin Pope Author: Paul Gilligan Author: Rick Tulka Author: P.C. Vey Author: Jeff Kruse Author: Garth Gerhart Author: Emily Flake Author: Brian McConnachie Author: Jim Mahfood Author: Tamara Federici Author: Nate Fakes
Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Charity Work
12 Ways to Know You're Flying on a Bankrupt Airline
The Fast 5 - Phrases You'll Never Hear on an Infomercial
King Klutz - Kong slips on banana peel
Bitterman - Spenzer's Gifts
Ask Lynne Cheney - "My parents recently got divorced..."
Vey To Go!
How the Bush Administration Would Handle an Attack by King Kong
The Anne Geddes 2006 Dick Cheney Calendar
Coming in 2046 - The 12,465th Chapter of R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet"
George W. Bush's Valentine Candy Hearts
Spy vs. Spy
Department: Joke and Dagger
Artist, Writer: Peter Kuper
A MAD Look at Bling
Department: Serge-In General
Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés
The Strip Club
Middle School Nostradamus
Father O'Flannity's Hot Tub Confessions with special guest Kate Moss!!
Artist, Writer: Keith Knight
I'm with stupid
Artist, Writer: Rich Moyer
The Hero Santon!: Poker 'Pocalypse
Artist, Writer: Don Asmussen
Jump Cut Jerry Maguire
Artist, Writer: Paul Gilligan
Artist, Writer: Ted Rall
Back Cover Inside: Fold-In - What was President Bush most upset to see destroyed by Hurricane Katrina?
Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee