MAD Magazine #364 
Editorial
- Border Artist: Paul Coker, Jr.
- Cover Artist: Mort Drucker
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Table of Contents
NBC's Desperate Plans for Seinfeld Spinoffs
Department: Jerry-mandering
Artist: Drew Friedman Writer: Joe Raiola Writer: David Shayne
Product Instructions for a Dumbed-Down America
Department: An Embarassment of Richard's
Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Monte Wolverton
Newspaper Stories You May See After Future Anti-Discrimination Lawsuits
Department: Bias Beware
Artist: James Warhola Writer: Stan Hart
Important Lessons Learned from the Mars Pathfinder Mission
Department: A Rocket Full of Miracles
Writer: Andrew J. Schwartzberg Writer: Thomas Hachtman
The Mad Repertory Players Present Mad-sterpiece Theater This Issue's Production: Sadistic "Simon Says"
Department: No Pain, No Game
Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Butch D'Ambrosio
Still Even More Chilling Thoughts
Department: The Fright Stuff
Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Rick Tulka
The Droop Carey Show
Department: Play that Chunky Music, Fat Boy
Artist: Angelo Torres Writer: Josh Gordon
Mad's Celebrity Cause-of-Death Betting Odds
Department: Grieving Las Vegas
Artist: James Warhola Writer: Mike Snider
Back Cover Inside: What Beloved Four Legged Creature Won't Be Around to Light Up Kids' Lives This Christmas?
Artist, Colorist, Writer: Al Jaffee
