MAD Magazine #501

USA • 1st Edition - New York


MAD Magazine #501 • USA • 1st Edition - New York

Series: MAD Magazine

Company: E.C. Publications, Inc.

Publishing Date: 1st October 2009

Cover: Will worry for food

Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson

Original price: $5.99

Pages: 58

Format: Magazine

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Contributors

John Ficarra ... Editor
Mark Fredrickson ... Cover Artist

Featured characters

Chris Pine ... Actor

Table of Contents

Random Samplings of Reader Mail

Department:
Letters and Tomatoes
Page:
2

The Money you could be saving (A MAD ad parody)

Department:
Dollars Incensed
Page:
7

The MAD quarterly report

Department:
Eventing our spleen
Contributors:
Sam Viviano
Page:
9

The Fundalini Pages: A passed-over supreme court nominee

Department:
Random Acts of Mindless
Contributors:
Rick Tulka, Jeff Kruse
Page:
10

The Fundalini Pages: If other world leaders tried the Michelle Obama "Sleeveless" look

Department:
Random Acts of Mindless
Page:
10

The Fundalini Pages: Here on Gilligan's Bile

Department:
Random Acts of Mindless
Contributors:
Paul Gilligan
Page:
10

The Fundalini Pages: Should we be happy if Texas secedes?

Department:
Random Acts of Mindless
Contributors:
Jeff Kruse, Bob Staake
Page:
10

The Fundalini Pages: Vey to go

Department:
Random Acts of Mindless
Contributors:
P.C. Vey
Page:
11

The Fundalini Pages: Least understood medical conditions

Department:
Random Acts of Mindless
Contributors:
Dave Berg
Page:
11

The Fundalini Pages: Take me out to the Ballgame

Department:
Random Acts of Mindless
Contributors:
Evan Dorkin, Sarah Dyer
Page:
11

The Fundalini Pages: Celebrity cause of death betting odds: Kim Kardashian

Department:
Random Acts of Mindless
Page:
11

The Fundalini Pages: Plugged Nickel

Department:
Random Acts of Mindless
Contributors:
Scott Nickel
Page:
12

The Fundalini Pages: The expedious eight other ways playboy cutting costs

Department:
Random Acts of Mindless
Contributors:
Drew Friedman, Jeff Kruse
Page:
12

The Fundalini Pages: Duck Droppings

Department:
Random Acts of Mindless
Contributors:
Don Edwing
Page:
12

The Fundalini Pages: The wave of the future: DVD

Department:
Random Acts of Mindless
Contributors:
Jacob Lambert
Page:
13

The Fundalini Pages: LeLievre and let LeLievre

Department:
Random Acts of Mindless
Contributors:
Glen LeLievre
Page:
13

The Fundalini Pages: Snappy Answers to stupid Questions

Department:
Random Acts of Mindless
Contributors:
Al Jaffee
Page:
13

The Fundalini Pages: Financial advice you don't want to hear from Suze Orman

Department:
Random Acts of Mindless
Contributors:
Tom Cheney
Page:
14

The Fundalini Pages: A guide to little league coaching signs

Department:
Random Acts of Mindless
Contributors:
Jim Hunt
Page:
14

The Fundalini Pages: Calvin and Jobs

Department:
Random Acts of Mindless
Contributors:
Gary Hallgreen
Page:
16

The Fundalini Pages: Sutton for Punishment

Department:
Random Acts of Mindless
Contributors:
Ward Sutton
Page:
16

A brutally honest Michael Jackson Obit

Department:
After the glove is gone
Page:
17

Harry Plodder is a hot-blooded putz (A MAD Movie Parody)

Department:
Going over a Radcliffe
Contributors:
Desmond Devlin, Hermann Mejia
Page:
18

Spy vs. Spy

Department:
Joke and Dagger
Contributors:
Peter Kuper
Page:
24

Bo Confidential - The secret Files of America's first dog - Book outtakes

Department:
Chasing its own tale
Page:
25

The New iPhone Apps are here!

Department:
A MAD Ad Parody
Page:
28

William Shatner twitters while watching Star Trek

Department:
The agony of de-tweet
Contributors:
Frank Santopadre, AP/Wide World Photos, iStockphoto.com/piovesemp
Page:
30

MAD's guide to making a recently released Gitmo Detainee feel welcome in your town

Department:
There's no displaced like home
Contributors:
John Caldwell
Page:
32

MisMatch.com

Department:
Meet Market
Page:
34

A MAD look at Star Trek

Department:
Serge-In General
Contributors:
Sergio Aragonés, Tom Luth
Page:
39

Spy vs. Spy

Department:
Joke and Dagger
Contributors:
Peter Kuper
Page:
43

A TV commercial we'd like to see

Department:
There's a soaker born every minute
Contributors:
Tom Bunk, Dick DeBartolo
Page:
45

The hardship faced by the Superobese of America's Wild West

Department:
All fat and no cowboy
Contributors:
Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Page:
46

The complete Scandal in one collection for the first time!

Department:
A MAD Ad Parody
Page:
48

The Strip Club: Jimmy the geek

Department:
Pen and Stink
Contributors:
Keith Knight
Page:
49

The Strip Club: Rex in the city

Department:
Pen and Stink
Contributors:
Dustin Glick
Page:
49

The Strip Club: little nazi nutkicker

Department:
Pen and Stink
Contributors:
Todd Clark
Page:
50

The Strip Club: 360 degrees of separation

Department:
Pen and Stink
Contributors:
Jason Yungbluth
Page:
50

The Strip Club: Me, myself and my puppet

Department:
Pen and Stink
Contributors:
John Kovaleski
Page:
51

The Strip Club: The long and short of it

Department:
Pen and Stink
Contributors:
Dan Long
Page:
51

The Strip Club: The insanitarium

Department:
Pen and Stink
Contributors:
Johnny Ringo
Page:
52

The Strip Club: The machine that travels through time

Department:
Pen and Stink
Contributors:
Joey Alison Sayers
Page:
52

The MAD Vault 1973

Department:
The articles formerly known as reprints
Page:
53

What the heck is the difference?

Department:
Observation Dreck
Page:
56

MAD Fold-In

Contributors:
Al Jaffee
Page:
57

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