MAD Magazine #501

Updated:
MAD Magazine #501 • USA • 1st Edition - New York
Country:
USA
Edition:
1st Edition - New York
Published:
October 1st, 2009
Cover:
Will worry for food
Sale price:
$5.99
Pages:
58

Editorial

Featured characters

Table of Contents

Random Samplings of Reader Mail

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Page: 2

The Money you could be saving (A MAD ad parody)

Department: Dollars Incensed

Page: 7

The MAD quarterly report

Department: Eventing our spleen

Artist: Sam Viviano

Page: 9

The Fundalini Pages: A passed-over supreme court nominee

Department: Random Acts of Mindless

Artist: Rick Tulka Writer: Jeff Kruse

Page: 10

The Fundalini Pages: If other world leaders tried the Michelle Obama "Sleeveless" look

Department: Random Acts of Mindless

Page: 10

The Fundalini Pages: Here on Gilligan's Bile

Department: Random Acts of Mindless

Artist, Writer: Paul Gilligan

Page: 10

The Fundalini Pages: Should we be happy if Texas secedes?

Department: Random Acts of Mindless

Writer: Jeff Kruse Artist: Bob Staake

Page: 10

The Fundalini Pages: Vey to go

Department: Random Acts of Mindless

Artist, Writer: P.C. Vey

Page: 11

The Fundalini Pages: Least understood medical conditions

Department: Random Acts of Mindless

Artist, Writer: Dave Berg

Page: 11

The Fundalini Pages: Take me out to the Ballgame

Department: Random Acts of Mindless

Artist: Evan Dorkin Artist: Sarah Dyer

Page: 11

The Fundalini Pages: Celebrity cause of death betting odds: Kim Kardashian

Department: Random Acts of Mindless

Page: 11

The Fundalini Pages: Plugged Nickel

Department: Random Acts of Mindless

Artist, Writer: Scott Nickel

Page: 12

The Fundalini Pages: The expedious eight other ways playboy cutting costs

Department: Random Acts of Mindless

Artist: Drew Friedman Writer: Jeff Kruse

Page: 12

The Fundalini Pages: Duck Droppings

Department: Random Acts of Mindless

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

Page: 12

The Fundalini Pages: The wave of the future: DVD

Department: Random Acts of Mindless

Writer: Jacob Lambert

Page: 13

The Fundalini Pages: LeLievre and let LeLievre

Department: Random Acts of Mindless

Artist, Writer: Glen LeLievre

Page: 13

The Fundalini Pages: Snappy Answers to stupid Questions

Department: Random Acts of Mindless

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Page: 13

The Fundalini Pages: Financial advice you don't want to hear from Suze Orman

Department: Random Acts of Mindless

Artist, Writer: Tom Cheney

Page: 14

The Fundalini Pages: A guide to little league coaching signs

Department: Random Acts of Mindless

Artist, Writer: Jim Hunt

Page: 14

The Fundalini Pages: Calvin and Jobs

Department: Random Acts of Mindless

Artist: Gary Hallgreen

Page: 16

The Fundalini Pages: Sutton for Punishment

Department: Random Acts of Mindless

Artist, Writer: Ward Sutton

Page: 16

A brutally honest Michael Jackson Obit

Department: After the glove is gone

Page: 17

Harry Plodder is a hot-blooded putz (A MAD Movie Parody)

Department: Going over a Radcliffe

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Hermann Mejia

Page: 18

Spy vs. Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Peter Kuper

Page: 24

Bo Confidential - The secret Files of America's first dog - Book outtakes

Department: Chasing its own tale

Page: 25

The New iPhone Apps are here!

Department: A MAD Ad Parody

Page: 28

William Shatner twitters while watching Star Trek

Department: The agony of de-tweet

Writer: Frank Santopadre Photographer: AP/Wide World Photos Photographer: iStockphoto.com/piovesemp

Page: 30

MAD's guide to making a recently released Gitmo Detainee feel welcome in your town

Department: There's no displaced like home

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

Page: 32

MisMatch.com

Department: Meet Market

Page: 34

A MAD look at Star Trek

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés Colorist: Tom Luth

Page: 39

Spy vs. Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Peter Kuper

Page: 43

A TV commercial we'd like to see

Department: There's a soaker born every minute

Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Dick DeBartolo

Page: 45

The hardship faced by the Superobese of America's Wild West

Department: All fat and no cowboy

Artist, Writer: Teresa Burns Parkhurst

Page: 46

The complete Scandal in one collection for the first time!

Department: A MAD Ad Parody

Page: 48

The Strip Club: Jimmy the geek

Department: Pen and Stink

Artist, Writer: Keith Knight

Page: 49

The Strip Club: Rex in the city

Department: Pen and Stink

Artist, Writer: Dustin Glick

Page: 49

The Strip Club: little nazi nutkicker

Department: Pen and Stink

Artist, Writer: Todd Clark

Page: 50

The Strip Club: 360 degrees of separation

Department: Pen and Stink

Artist, Writer: Jason Yungbluth

Page: 50

The Strip Club: Me, myself and my puppet

Department: Pen and Stink

Artist, Writer: John Kovaleski

Page: 51

The Strip Club: The long and short of it

Department: Pen and Stink

Artist, Writer: Dan Long

Page: 51

The Strip Club: The insanitarium

Department: Pen and Stink

Artist, Writer: Johnny Ringo

Page: 52

The Strip Club: The machine that travels through time

Department: Pen and Stink

Artist, Writer: Joey Alison Sayers

Page: 52

The MAD Vault 1973

Department: The articles formerly known as reprints

Page: 53

What the heck is the difference?

Department: Observation Dreck

Page: 56

MAD Fold-In

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Page: 57

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