MAD Magazine #513 
Editorial
- Editor: John Ficarra
- Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson
Featured characters
Table of Contents
Letters & Tomatoes (with Peter Kuper and more decorated Spy vs. Spy figures)
Photographer: Irving Schild Artist: Bill Morrison Artist: Jim Lee Artist: Weird Al Yankovic Artist: Carlos "The Beast Brothers" East Jr. Artist: Ernesto "The Beast Brothers" East Artist: Pendleton Ward Artist: Thomas Weiser Artist: Casey Willis
Page: 2
The Fundalini Pages
Celebrity Cause-of-Death Betting Odds - Rick Perry
Artist: Bob Staake
Page: 6
LeLievre and Let LeLievre - "Are we dead yet?"
Artist, Writer: Glen LeLievre
Page: 6
You May Have Too Many Cats If...
Artist: Kevin Pope Writer: Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Page: 6
Your Small Town Police Blotter
Writer: Jeff Kruse
Page: 7
Fundalini Asks: "What Do You Think They're Talking About?"
Artist: Scott Bricher
Page: 7
The Fast Five - How to Curb Fan Violence in Pro Sports
Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Jeff Kruse
Page: 7
Vey to Go
Artist, Writer: P.C. Vey
Page: 7
The Fast Five - Tip-Offs That Your Significant Other Just Might Be a Serial Killer
Writer: Kit Lively Artist: Tim Hamilton
Page: 8
Tiger Momma
Artist, Writer: Jacob Lambert
Page: 8
Worst-Selling Mail Order Catalog Items for the Holidays
Artist: Charles Akins Writer: Jeff Kruse
Page: 10
Salas in Wonderland
Artist, Writer: Jason Salas
Page: 10
Unwritten Rules for Transgender Newbies
Artist, Writer: John Caldwell
Page: 10
The MAD 20 Dumbest People, Events and Things of...
The Mad 20 Dumbest People, Events and Things of 2011 - Introduction Page
Page: 11
1. The U.S. Debt Crisis - "The Walking Debt" - (The Walking Dead TV parody poster)
Page: 12
2. Tired Air Traffic Controllers - "Stay the F**k Awake" - (Go the F**k to Sleep Book Parody)
Artist: James Warhola Writer: Darren Johnson
Page: 14
3. Covering for a Pedophile - "The Blind Eye" - (The Blind Side Movie Poster Parody)
Artist: Scott Bricher
Page: 15
4. Congressman Sexts His Weiner - "The Anthony Weiner 'No Limits' Sexting Plan" - (Ad Parody)
Writer: Desmond Devlin
Page: 16
5. Kim Kardashian Gets Married - "Wedding Cashers" - (Wedding Crashers Movie Parody Poster)
Artist: Mark Stutzman Writer: Matt Lassen
Page: 17
6. Charlie Sheen Self-Destructs - "Sheen Lantern" - (Green Lantern Comic Book Cover Parody)
Writer: Kit Lively Artist: Scott Nickel Artist: Tom Richmond
Page: 18
7. Olbermann Implodes At MSNBC - The Worst Personal Choice in the World
Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Drew Friedman
Page: 20
8. The NBA Lockout - "No Basketball Association" - (NBA Team Logo Parodies)
Artist: Timothy Shamey
Page: 21
9. Casey Anthony Gets Off - "Casey at the Trial" - (Casey at the Bat Ernest Thayer Poem Parody)
Artist: Frank Jacobs Artist: Ward Sutton Writer: Lance Hansen
Page: 22
10. Tiger Moms - "Study! For the Glory of Your Mother" - (Chinese Cultural Revolution Propaganda Poster Parody)
Writer: James Grebey Artist: Juan Doe
Page: 24
11. Rex Ryan's Foor Fetish - "Footlewd" - (Footloose Movie Poster Parody)
Artist: Scott Bricher Writer: Matt Lassen
Page: 25
12. Netflix Changes the Rules - "A message from Reed Hastings"
Writer: Dick DeBartolo
Page: 26
13. Arnold Schtups His Housekeeper - "Crazy Stupid Gov" - (Crazy Stupid Love Movie Poster Parody)
Artist: Richard Williams
Page: 27
14. Trump Says Obama Not American - "Birther King" - (Burger King / Trump Portrait)
Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Roberto Parada
Page: 28
15. News Corp Hacks Phones - "Game of Phones" - (Game of Thrones TV Poster Parody)
Writer: Jacob Lambert Artist: Mick Coulas
Page: 30
16. Michele Bachmann Speaks - "The Look of Moron" - (The Book of Mormon Broadway Play Poster Parody)
Writer: Frank Santopadre Artist: Genevieve Sterbenz
Page: 31
17. Harold Camping - "The Day the Earth Still Stood" - (The Day the Earth Stood Still Movie Poster Parody)
Writer: Jacob Lambert Artist: Mark Stutzman
Page: 32
18. Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark's Injuries - "The Amazingly Dangerous Spider-Play" - (The Amazing Spiderman Comic Book Parody)
Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Ty Templeton
Page: 33
19. Herman Cain's Presidential Run - "The Pee-Wee Herman Cain Show" - (The Pee-Wee Herman Show TV Poster Parody)
Artist: Mark Fredrickson
Page: 36
20. Derek Jeter's 3000th Hit Ball Returned - Fold-In
Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee
Page: 37
The Strip Club
Awkward Hugs
Artist: Tom Bland
Page: 39
Father O'Flannity's Hot Tub Confessions with Kanye West
Artist: Keith Knight
Page: 39
The Dork Side
Writer: Kit Lively Artist: Scott Nickel
Page: 40
What If Dog Was One Of Us?
Artist: Kenny Keil
Page: 40
A Mad Look At Protests
Department: Serge-In General
Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés Colorist: Tom Luth
Page: 44
Ways to Create a Healthier McDonald's Experience
Department: Hamburger Buns of Steel
Artist, Writer: Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Page: 52
Article From #149 - Harry Grepser's New Year's Resolutions 1962-1972
Department: The Mad Vault
Writer: Frank Jacobs
Page: 54
The Mad Vault
Department: Article From #252 - One Fine Christmas in the Jungle
Artist, Writer: Don Martin
Page: 56
