MAD Magazine #416

MAD Magazine #416 • USA • 1st Edition - New York
1st Edition - New York
April 1st, 2002
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Table of Contents

Contents Page

Page: 1

"The problem with instant gratification is that it often takes too long!"

Department: Alfred E. Neuman Quote

Page: 1


Page: 2

You Know You're Osama bin Laden When...

Artist: Ray Alma

Page: 2

Vey To Go - Friends and family suffering

Artist, Writer: P.C. Vey

Page: 3

Mad Magazine's Privacy Policy

Page: 5

Bored of the Rings - The Feebleschtick of Ka-Ching!

Department: Breaking the Hobbit

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Hermann Mejia

Page: 6

Mad's Prime-Time TV Listings

Department: Grid and Bear It

Artist: Rick Tulka Writer: Dana T. Graf

Page: 12

Drama on Page 14 - bear shakes Brenda's ashes like pepper

Department: Grim and Bear It

Artist: John Caldwell Writer: Michael Gallagher

Page: 14

Monroe and... Babysitting - Part One

Department: Angster's Paradise

Artist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony Barbieri

Page: 16

Mad Examines Selected Pages in a Typical High School Theater Program

Department: The Playbill's The Thing

Artist: Monte Wolverton Writer: Butch D'Ambrosio

Page: 21

The Mad (Dead) People Watcher's Guide at a Typical Cemetery

Department: The Plots Sicken

Artist: James Warhola Writer: Mike Snider

Page: 26

Their Team... Your Team...

Department: In the Ire of the Beholder

Artist: Tom Richmond Writer: John Prete

Page: 28

Memo to the American People from former Enron Chairman and CEO, Kenneth Lay

Page: 31

Spy vs. Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Peter Kuper

Page: 32

The Final Minute of Saturday Night Live

Department: Jive from New York

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Drew Friedman

Page: 34

If Medical Marijuana Was Legalized

Department: Weed The People

Artist: Kevin Pope Writer: Pranav Behari

Page: 36

A Mad Look at The Lord of the Rings

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Page: 38

Sports Acronyms You Never Knew Existed

Department: Alphabet Scoop

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Jeff Kruse

Page: 42

Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Drew Carey

Department: Grieving Las Vegas

Artist: Hermann Mejia Writer: Mike Snider

Page: 44

No Emotions Eleven

Department: Clooney Tunes

Artist: Angelo Torres Writer: Arnie Kogen

Page: 46

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: Fold-In - What ogre is destined to have a frightening presence this oscar night?

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

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