MAD Magazine #416 MAD Magazine (USA) Updated: 0000 Country: USAEdition: 1st Edition - New YorkCompany: E.C. Publications, Inc.Published: April 1st, 2002Cover: To our readers: ...Original cover: MAD Magazine #130 • USA • 1st Edition - New YorkSale price: $2.99Format: Magazine Cover Variations AustraliaIndiaSouth AfricaMexicoUSAArgentinaBrasilDenmarkGreat BritainNorwaySweden Featured characters Orlando Bloom (Actor)Elijah Wood (Actor)Tina Fey (Actor)Amy Poehler (Actor)Liv Tyler (Actor)Jimmy Fallon (TV Show Host) Table of ContentsContents PagePage: 1"The problem with instant gratification is that it often takes too long!"Department: Alfred E. Neuman QuotePage: 1LettersPage: 2You Know You're Osama bin Laden When...Artist: Ray AlmaPage: 2Vey To Go - Friends and family sufferingArtist, Writer: P.C. VeyPage: 3Mad Magazine's Privacy PolicyPage: 5Bored of the Rings - The Feebleschtick of Ka-Ching!Department: Breaking the HobbitWriter: Desmond Devlin Artist: Hermann MejiaPage: 6Mad's Prime-Time TV ListingsDepartment: Grid and Bear ItArtist: Rick Tulka Writer: Dana T. GrafPage: 12Drama on Page 14 - bear shakes Brenda's ashes like pepperDepartment: Grim and Bear ItArtist: John Caldwell Writer: Michael GallagherPage: 14Monroe and... Babysitting - Part OneDepartment: Angster's ParadiseArtist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony BarbieriPage: 16Mad Examines Selected Pages in a Typical High School Theater ProgramDepartment: The Playbill's The ThingArtist: Monte Wolverton Writer: Butch D'AmbrosioPage: 21The Mad (Dead) People Watcher's Guide at a Typical CemeteryDepartment: The Plots SickenArtist: James Warhola Writer: Mike SniderPage: 26Their Team... Your Team...Department: In the Ire of the BeholderArtist: Tom Richmond Writer: John PretePage: 28Memo to the American People from former Enron Chairman and CEO, Kenneth LayPage: 31Spy vs. SpyDepartment: Joke and DaggerArtist, Writer: Peter KuperPage: 32The Final Minute of Saturday Night LiveDepartment: Jive from New YorkWriter: Desmond Devlin Artist: Drew FriedmanPage: 34If Medical Marijuana Was LegalizedDepartment: Weed The PeopleArtist: Kevin Pope Writer: Pranav BehariPage: 36A Mad Look at The Lord of the RingsDepartment: Serge-In GeneralArtist, Writer: Sergio AragonésPage: 38Sports Acronyms You Never Knew ExistedDepartment: Alphabet ScoopArtist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Jeff KrusePage: 42Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Drew CareyDepartment: Grieving Las VegasArtist: Hermann Mejia Writer: Mike SniderPage: 44No Emotions ElevenDepartment: Clooney TunesArtist: Angelo Torres Writer: Arnold H. "Arnie" KogenPage: 46Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)Artist, Writer: Sergio AragonésBack Cover Inside: Fold-In - What ogre is destined to have a frightening presence this oscar night?Artist, Writer: Al JaffeeBack Cover: Advertisement
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