MAD Magazine #313

Cover: "Hey Dummies! Test Drive This Issue Of Mad"

Cover Artist: Richard Williams

Real ad Mad Super Special November 1992

Random Sampling of Reader Mail

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Advertisement for 'Mad Takes the Cake' Paperback

The Ham That Robs The Cradle

Department: Fetal Attraction

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Mort Drucker

The Outrageous Orchestral Offense

Department: Tales From The Duck Side Part 1

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

Snappy Actions To Stupid Questions

Department: All Jaffee

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

MAD Double Features The Sequel

Department: Hollywood Entwined

Artist, Writer: Thomas Hachtman

Spy Vs. Spy (Razorblade On Gun Nozzle)

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Antonio Prohias

MAD's Cross-Sections Of State Lottery Winners

Department: The Schmuck Of The Draw

Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Desmond Devlin

The Lighter Side Of...

Department: Berg's-Eye View

Artist, Writer: Dave Berg

The Devilish Decapitators' Delight

Department: Tales From The Duck Side Part 2

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

World's Great Thinkers Go To a Baseball Game

Department: No Runs, No Hits, Several Eras

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Andrew J. Schwartzberg

A Mad Look At Rvs

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

MAD's Consumer Believe It Or Nuts

Department: An Embarrassment Of Richard's

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Bob Clarke

The MAD Nasty File Volume VI

Department: Along The Snide Lines

Writer: Thomas F. "Tom" Koch Artist: Gerry Gersten

Recycling Madonna's Old Bras

Department: Cup Scouting

Artist, Writer: Paul Peter Porges

Reprinted in: US MAD Magazine #13

Evening Shame

Department: Reynolds Rapped

Artist, Writer: Angelo Torres

10 Little Candidates

Department: Frank On a Roll

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Franklin "Frank" Jacobs

The Bouncing Bungee Blooper

Department: Tales From The Duck Side Part 3

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

The ABC's Of Rock

Department: Letters Entertain You

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Rick Tulka

Decide Which Alfred Is King

Department: Male Fraud

Idea: Chris Allen

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: The Only Way For Today's Youth To Insure Their Financial Stability

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Back Cover: A TV ad We'd Like To See

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: C.F. Payne