Editorial
- Cover Artist: Mort Drucker
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Star Blecch Deep Space Swine
Department: Off The Beaten Trek
Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Mort Drucker
Least Common Accidents and Injuries In America
Department: Zingin' In The Pain
Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Mike Snider
When Celebrities Take Jobs As Product Logos
Department: Trading Faces
Artist: Greg Theakston Writer: Brent Brown
The Panasony RIP 2000 Suicide Machine Owner's Musical
Department: Operating Die-Rections
Writer: Charlie Kadau Artist: Bob Clarke
Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions / Stinging Comebacks To Snappy Answers
Department: All Jaffee
Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee
Spin Doctors For The Rest Of Us
Department: Let's Twist and Make Up
Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Rick Tulka
Back Cover Inside: The Vile Act That Would Be More Perverse Than Anything These Performers Have Been Accused Of
Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee
Back Cover: Great Moments In Military Toy History (Manufacturers Lift The Ban On Gay Action Figures)
Photographer: Irving Schild