MAD Magazine #321

Alfred The Ferengi

Cover Artist: Mort Drucker

Real ad Mad Super Special November 1993 (Sex & Dating)

Table of Contents

Advertisement for Subscriptions - Why Kill Yourself?

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Don Edwing

Random Sampling of Reader Mail

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Advertisement for Bristling Mad Paperback

Star Blecch Deep Space Swine

Department: Off The Beaten Trek

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Mort Drucker

Least Common Accidents and Injuries In America

Department: Zingin' In The Pain

Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Mike Snider

When Celebrities Take Jobs As Product Logos

Department: Trading Faces

Artist: Greg Theakston Writer: Brent Brown

Other Uses For Blow-Dryers

Department: Air Apparent

Artist, Writer: Paul Peter Porges

The Lighter Side Of...

Department: Berg's-Eye View

Artist, Writer: Dave Berg

The Panasony RIP 2000 Suicide Machine Owner's Musical

Department: Operating Die-Rections

Writer: Charlie Kadau Artist: Bob Clarke

Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions / Stinging Comebacks To Snappy Answers

Department: All Jaffee

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Groundhog Deja Vu

Department: Replay's The Thing

Artist: Angelo Torres Writer: Stan Hart

The Avenging Oar

Department: Rowboat Cop

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

Spy Vs. Spy (Rocket Launcher)

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Antonio Prohias

Spin Doctors For The Rest Of Us

Department: Let's Twist and Make Up

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Rick Tulka

Real-Life Stupid Human Tricks

Department: Agony Of Their Feats

Artist: Jack Davis Writer: Mike Snider

Charade

Department: Insert Ouch!

Artist: Sam Viviano Writer: Charlie Kadau Writer: Joe Raiola

Baseball Card Wars

Department: Packs To The Future

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Desmond Devlin

Show You Care. Save a Child Star

Department: Tots Fall Folks!

Writer: Frank Santopadre

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: The Vile Act That Would Be More Perverse Than Anything These Performers Have Been Accused Of

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Back Cover: Great Moments In Military Toy History (Manufacturers Lift The Ban On Gay Action Figures)

Photographer: Irving Schild