MAD Magazine #346

Why Kill Yourself?

Department: Subscription Advertisement

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Don Edwing

Originally printed in: US MAD Magazine #173

Contents Page

"Getting old is when a narrow waist and a broad mind change places!"

Department: Alfred E. Neuman Quotes

Letters

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Advertisement for Super Special #113 - Ecch! Rated & Super Special - Collector's Series #13

Now That It's All Over

Department: Various places around the magazine

Writer: Desmond Devlin

Smellen

Department: Degeneres to a Fault

Artist: Sam Viviano Writer: A.J. Marley

What You're Missing When You Miss the Local Noon News

Department: Broadcast Snooze

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

The Newt Gingrich Video Club

Department: The Film-Flam Man

Artist: Drew Friedman Writer: Barry Liebmann

Statistical Breakdown of Mad Subscriber Cancellations

Department: Many Unhappy Returns

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Mike Snider

A Mad Look at Emergency Rooms

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

More Chilling Thoughts

Department: The Fright Stuff

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Rick Tulka

Are You a "Type A" Personality?

Department: Stressed to Kill

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Bob Clarke

Heirlooms of the Future

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: James Warhola

The Lighter Side of...

Department: Berg's-Eye View

Artist, Writer: Dave Berg

Pat the Candidate

Department: Loose Buchanan

Artist: Sam Viviano Writer: David Shayne

June 3, One Million B.C.

Department: Passing a Stone-Age

Artist: Jack Davis Writer: Dan Collins

Biblical Pet Peeves

Department: In the Name of the Bother

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Barry Liebmann

The Neighborhood Penny Pincher Sales Circular

Department: Flier Beware

Artist: Steve Smallwood Writer: Mike Snider

The Confusing Cavalry Confrontation

Department: Tales from the Duck Side

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

Mr. Hollow's Old Puss

Department: The Leader of the Bland

Artist: Angelo Torres Writer: Stan Hart

What's the Difference?

Department: A Massive Chart Attack

Writer: Mark Evanier Artist: Rick Tulka

What does a college degree still assure today's graduates?

Department: Fold-In

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover: A Fairy Tale We'd Like To See

Artist: Robert G. "Bob" Jones Writer: Dan Collins