Darren Johnson



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MAD Magazine #307 December 1991

Department: Accounts Perceived
Story: As Seen By...
Writer with John Pound, Edie Smith

MAD Magazine #315 December 1992

Department: Feeting Frenzy
Story: Dance Steps We All Know
Writer with Angelo Torres

MAD Magazine #363 November 1997

Department: Initial Distraction Dept.
Story: Product Acronyms You Never Knew Existed
Writer with Richard Weiss

MAD Magazine #437 January 2004

Department: The MAD 20 - The dumbest People, Events & Things of 2003
Story: 14. Dixie Chicks Backlash: Even Cowgirls get the Boos
Writer with Rick Tulka, Greg Leitman
Department: Revision Impaired
Story: Special Edition Games and Toys we'd like to see
Writer with Scott Bricher, Irving Schild, John Sazaklis

MAD Magazine #456 August 2005

Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Story: The Fundalini Pages: "What I'm watching", "The progress of electronic communication in America", "Celebrity Cause-of-Death betting odds: Mr. Britney Spears", "Animal Housed", "The Clint Howard collection", "Winners at the 2005 Video game Awards", "The Godfrey Report", "Signs that your teammate may be on steroids", "The cover we didn't use", "The Fundalini Comedy Spotlight", "Britney and Kevin: The
Author with Timothy Shamey, Ray Alma, Paul Coker, Jr., Scott Bricher, Drew Friedman, Garth Gerhart, Mike Snider, Alan Roberts, Gary Hallgreen, Don Edwing, Jeff Kruse, Dennis Snee, Scott Mendenhall, Jack Syracuse, Desmond Devlin, Kevin Pope

MAD Magazine #458 October 2005

Department: Soldiers of Misfortune
Story: Little green army men of today's army
Writer with Irving Schild, Tony Cipriano

MAD Magazine #461 January 2006

Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Story: The Fundalini Pages: "Melvin & Jenkins guide to our animal friends", "Pull my cheney!", "An ad we'd like to see", "The Godfrey report", "3 quick and easy things King Kong could do to improve his image", "The fast 5 PBS' news conservative direction", "Monkeys are always funny", "Scary threats...scrarier realities", "Myspace by the Numbers", Yoga for smokers", "New on DVD", "Graphic Novel Review: Th
Author with John Caldwell, Desmond Devlin, Tom Fowler, Tom Cheney, Carolyn Abram, Gary Hallgreen, Rick Tulka, Grey Blackwell, Michael Lore, Irving Schild, Kevin Pope, Jacob Lambert, Barry Liebmann, Megan Ganz, Mike Capozzola

MAD Magazine #462 February 2006

Department: MAD Cowell's disease
Story: MAD's do-it-yourself American Idol Judge's critiques
Writer with Drew Friedman
Department: Polluting the Flag
Story: When the government allows Product Placement in the Pledge of Allegiance
Writer with Timothy Shamey
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Story: The Fundalini Pages: "Breaking News from the World of Sports", "Fundalini Health & Healings Ads", "Take your daughter to work day in Iraq", "The Godfrey Report", "Now Playing: The Blog", "Bitterman", "The Cover we didn't use", "Graphic Novel Review: The exhaustively uncondensed Hagar the Horrible 1973-2006", "Saddam sez", Vey to go!"
Author with Jim Mahfood, Joe Raiola, Kevin Pope, Garth Gerhart, Josh Eiserike, Angelo Torres, Scott Bricher, P.C. Vey, Simon Rich, Desmond Devlin, Irving Schild, Steve Smallwood
Department: The weeks shall inherit the mirth
Story: How does Jack Bauer spend the rest of the month
Writer with Rick Tulka

MAD Magazine #469 September 2006

Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Story: The Fundalini Pages; "Fundalini Advisory", " The fast 5 possible mission names for a invasion of Iran", "Pull my Cheney", "MADs 15 minutes of Fame: Kaavya Viswanathan", "Creative solutions for stemming the flow of illegal aliens across our borders", "Positive uses for Snakes on a plane", "Chaet Codes for Pixars Cars: The Game", "Saddam Sez", "The Godfrey Report", "The NFLs Ref Report: This month "
Author with Charles Akins, Jack Davis, Kiernan P. Schmitt, Scott Bricher, Teresa Burns Parkhurst, Matthew A. Cohen, Jacob Lambert, Jonathan Edwards, Rick Tulka, Bob Staake, Frank Jacobs, Tom Cheney

MAD Magazine #472 December 2006

Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Story: The Fundalini Pages; "Other things hidden in the Prison Break Tattoo!", "More high concept movie titles from the producers of Snakes on Plane", "Melvin & Jenkins guide to the science fair", "The fast 5 reasons why Rocky Balboa will be the best Rocky yet", "The cover we did not use", "In the land of the blind is king, AND...", "Other autographed apologies of baseball players", "Important product Re
Author with Jack Syracuse, Rick Tulka, Dick DeBartolo, Matthew A. Cohen, Jacob Lambert, Andrew J. Schwartzberg, Kevin Pope, Kiernan P. Schmitt, Angelo Torres, Tom Cheney, Scott Bricher, Jeff Kruse, Desmond Devlin

MAD Magazine #474 February 2007

Department: The heat shall inherit the earth
Story: Other inconvinient truths about global warming that Al Gore did not mention
Writer with Peter Kuper
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Story: The Fundalini Pages; "Spider-Man 3 Mechandise to avois!", "Meet the 08 presidential candidates: Hillary Clinton", "How Newspapers can regain readership", "The godfrey report", "Lelievre and let live", "The Yungbluth & The Restless", "Selected Highlights from Al Gores Testimony in front of congress", "Kentucky Fried Taco Hut", " Melvin & Jenkins", "Products inspired by current events", "Comic Book
Author with Dick DeBartolo, Glen LeLievre, Jack Syracuse, John Caldwell, Paul Coker, Jr., Jacob Lambert, Charles Akins, Jeff Kruse, Desmond Devlin, Irving Schild, Jason Yungbluth, Kevin Pope

MAD Magazine #486 February 2008

Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Story: The Fundalini Pages: "Things you don't want to hear from a High School Guidance Counselor", "Better Endings to Fairy Tales than Happily ever after", The 3 biggest lies in Video Games", Least E-Mailed Articles", "Only a Hardcore cable news junkie...", "Modern Heart Pendants", "Meet the '08 presidential candidates: Dennis Kucinich", "Vey to go!", "Fundalini goes to the white house", The Godfrey Repo
Author with Jack Syracuse, John Caldwell, Paul Coker, Jr., Jacob Lambert, Charles Akins, Jeff Kruse, Tom Bunk, Peter Bagge, Scott Bricher, P.C. Vey, Sumukh Torgalkar, Desmond Devlin
Department: Bauer Outtage
Story: MAD's do-it-yourself 24 Season 7 Plotline
Writer with Wildstorm, Rick Tulka
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Story: The Fundalini Pages: "Lines cut from the candidates' convention speeches", "Randy's Dandy Toon Time", "Teen Car Laws that should be enacted", "The swift 6 innovative ways MAD Magazine is going 'green'", "Fast Food Motto or Jenna Jameson Movie Title?", "Wartime Birds closely related to the Chickenhawk", "Diet Tips from Fat Steve", "Solution to last month's 'mini-Mystery'", "Most despised Disney Dal
Author with Jacob Lambert, Bob Staake, Evan Dorkin, Randy McIlwane, Dick DeBartolo, Jeff Kruse, Ward Sutton, Paul Coker, Jr., Rick Tulka, Garth Gerhart, Sarah Dyer
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Story: The Fundalini Pages: "The disadvantages of Polygamy", "Billy Mays Infomercials", "Vey to go!", The fast 5 rejected Baseball Promotional Days", "The NFL's Ref Report", "Phrases that sound like they're from the bible - but aren't", "Robots in disguise", "The Long Shot", "What if there was a five-day waiting period to buy pants?", "The O'Reilly Spin vs. The Olbermann Spin"
Author with Tom Bunk, Leonardo Rodriguez, Jeff Kruse, Scott Nickel, Matthew A. Cohen, Kevin Pope, P.C. Vey, Dick DeBartolo, Bob Staake, John Caldwell, Rick Tulka, Paul Coker, Jr., Kiernan P. Schmitt, Scott Bricher, Dan Long
Department: Clicks are for kids
Story: Dr.Seuss for the Digital Age
Writer with Gary Hallgreen

MAD Magazine #492 August 2008

Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Story: The Fundalini Pages: 'Are you a celebrity or are you a celebutard?', ' Things Hillary Clinton supporters can be happy about', 'The Godfrey Report', 'Solution to last month's "Mini-Mytery"', 'Fundalini presents excerpts from: Movie Screw-Ups A clueless, anal-retentive guide to cinema', 'The fast 5 ways that you can protest China's human rights violations', 'Melvin & Jenkins' guide to ballpark', 'Le
Author with Scott Nickel, Rick Tulka, Hermann Mejia, Barry Liebmann, Desmond Devlin, Kevin Pope, Jack Syracuse, Garth Gerhart, Dave Hanson, Jacob Lambert, Jeff Kruse

MAD Magazine #494 October 2008

Department: The Fundalini Pages
Story: "America's least visited Parks", "The Godfrey Report", "The cover we didn't use", "Show me the monkey", "Celebrity cause of death betting odds: Tila Tequila", "When cover artists haven't read the book", "Fliers recently found under windshield wipers", "A presidential candidate's speech that really says nothing", "Bitterman"
Author with Dick DeBartolo, Garth Gerhart, Paul Coker, Jr., Bob Staake, Emily Flake, Paul Gilligan

MAD Magazine #496 December 2008

Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Story: The Fundalini Pages: "Sign your Dad loves football more than your family", "When the going gets duff", "Control-Alt-Delete scenes from the Seinfeld Mircrosoft ads", "Least E-Mailed Articles", "Before and after Grocery Products", "The fast 5 wacky american laws", "Sutton for punishment", Solution to last month's Mini-Mystery", "Melvin & Jenkins' guide to Holiday Shopping", "Celebrity Cause-of-Death
Author with Charles Akins, Jeff Kruse, Dick DeBartolo, Tom Richmond, Greg Benson, Rick Tulka, Ward Sutton, Jacob Lambert, Kevin Pope, Desmond Devlin, J.C. Duffy
Department: Don't phrase me, bro
Story: Comments you'll never hear no matter how long you live
Writer with Tom Bunk

MAD Magazine #498 February 2009

Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Story: The Fundalini Pages: "Positives Aspects of the Economic Meltdown", "Punchlines in search of Jokes!", Lelievre and let die", "Celebrity cause-of-death betting odds: Tyra Banks", "Ways to make sure you don't lose your job in these tough times!", "Melvin & Jenkins' guide to cold symptons", "The Godfrey report", "Solution to last month's 'Mini-Mystery'" "Rejected Comic Strips", "Covers we didn't use"
Author with Dick DeBartolo, Gary Hallgreen, Tim Hamilton, Leonardo Rodriguez, Barry Liebmann, Ray Alma, Dave Crosland, Kevin Pope, Jeff Kruse, Desmond Devlin, Glen LeLievre, John Caldwell, Rick Tulka
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Story: The Fundalini Pages: "Eeerie similarities between Abraham Lincoln and Barack Obama", "The Yungbluth and the Restless", "The fast 5 main duties of Obama's new chief technology officer", "Melvin & Jenkins' guide to public transportation", "Stories reported by TMZ that were later retracted", "How George W. Bush will be perceived by various Americans", "Solution to last month's 'Mini-Mytery'", "The Su
Author with Jason Yungbluth, Marc Hempel, Ward Sutton, Garth Gerhart, Sarah Dyer, Drew Friedman, Jeff Kruse, Barry Liebmann, Evan Dorkin, Desmond Devlin, Kevin Pope, Sam Sisco

MAD Magazine #502 January 2010

Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Story: The Fundalini Pages: Make your own best-selling book title
Writer

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Department: Seção Dá no Pé
Story: Passos de Danças que Todos Conhecemos
Writer with Angelo Torres

MAD Magazine #119 January 1996

Department: Seção Prestidita, Não!
Story: Mágicas do Dia-a-Dia
Writer with Al Jaffee
Department: Seção Ver para… Créu!
Story: Instruções Visuais de como as Coisas Realmente Funcionam
Writer with Greg Theakston

MAD Magazine #155 February 2000

Department: Seção Som na Cox
Story: Manual de Instruções – Sistema de Som Surround Cinema em Casa Mr. Movie™
Writer with Dennis Wunderlin, Timothy Shamey

MAD Magazine #158 August 2000

Department: Seção Automobilistitica
Story: Um Sistema Mais Completo de Luzes de Sinalização
Writer with James Warhola

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MAD Magazine #15 February 2003

Department: Seção Exotárica
Story: Posições de Yoga no Mundo Real
Writer with Gary Hallgreen

MAD Magazine #46 December 2006

Story: O que Jack Bauer Faz no Resto do Mês?
Writer with Rick Tulka

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MAD Magazine #6 August 2008

Department: Seção Secando o Gelo:
Story: Outras Verdades Inconvenientes que o Tio Gore Ficou com Vergonha de Mostrar
Writer with Peter Kuper

MAD Magazine #11 February 2009

Department: Seção Fechada não Entra Mosca:
Story: Comentários que Você Nunca Vai Ouvir não Importa o Quanto Você Viva
Writer with Tom Bunk
Department: Salada Mista
Story: 'Dando Cinco Rapidinhas – 5 Razões pra que a Microsoft Pense que Você Vai Amar o Windows 7' “Bola Katz do Bom”, “Certo Dia no Deserto”, “A Coroa (Episódio 3)”, “Faça Seu Próprio Título de Best-Seller”
Author with Scott Nickel, Farley Katz, Dick DeBartolo, John Caldwell, Jackson

MAD Magazine #62 September 2013

Department: Salada Mista
Story: Classificados
Writer

MAD Magazine #64 November 2013

Department: Salada Mista
Story: Requebra-Cabeça
Writer with Chris Houghton

MAD Magazine #65 December 2013

Department: Salada Mista
Story: Requebra-Cabeça
Writer with Chris Houghton
Department: Salada Mista
Story: Requebra-Cabeça
Writer with Chris Houghton

MAD Magazine #69 April 2014

Department: No title
Story: Livro Infantil MAD para Valentões Armados
Writer with Gary Hallgreen

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MAD Especial #11 December 1991

Department: Seção As Aparências Engrenam
Story: Visto por…
Writer with John Pound, Edie Smith

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Story: Truques Mágicos com Objetos do dia a dia
Writer with Al Jaffee

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MAD Especial #5 April 2009

Department: Seção Lig Lig:
Story: Fluxogramas Inúteis da MAD
Writer with Bob Staake

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MAD Magazine #16 November 2005

Department: Departamento del Soldado de Chocolate
Story: Los Nuevos Soldaditos Verdes del Ejército Atual
Writer with Irving Schild, Tony Cipriano

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