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MAD Magazine • USA • New York

MAD Magazine #307December 1991

As Seen By... (Writer with Edie Smith, John Pound)
Department: Accounts Perceived

MAD Magazine #315December 1992

Dance Steps We All Know (Writer with Angelo Torres)
Department: Feeting Frenzy

MAD Magazine #336June 1995

The Inner Child - Uncovered! (Writer with Val Semeiks)
Department: Reacting your Age

MAD Magazine #341December 1995

Magic Tricks in Everyday Life (Writer with Al Jaffee)
Department: Stop the Prestidigitations

MAD Magazine #351November 1996

Mad's Futile Flowcharts (Writer with Bob Staake)
Department: Put a Grid on it

MAD Magazine #359July 1997

Goosebumps Horror Stories That Would Really Scare Kids (Writer with Joe Orlando)
Department: Another Stine Mess

MAD Magazine #363November 1997

Product Acronyms You Never Knew Existed (Writer with Richard Weiss)
Department: Initial Distraction

MAD Magazine #368April 1998

Bacardi Ad Parody (Writer with Scott Brooks, James Kirkland)
Department: Entertain Me Weakly

MAD Magazine #374October 1998

Visual Instructions For the Way Things Really Work (Writer with Greg Theakston)
Department: What You See is What You Fret

MAD Magazine #386October 1999

Mr. Movie™ Surround Sound Home Theater System Operating Instructions (Writer with Dennis Wunderlin, Timothy Shamey)
Department: A Man's Ohm in his Hassle

MAD Magazine #392April 2000

Back Cover: Dear & Departed / Bentsome & Hedges (Writer with Scott Bricher)

MAD Magazine #437January 2004

14. Dixie Chicks Backlash: Even Cowgirls get the Boos (Writer with Rick Tulka, Greg Leitman)
Department: The MAD 20 - The dumbest People, Events & Things of 2003

MAD Magazine #443July 2004

Special Edition Games and Toys we'd like to see (Writer with Irving Schild, John Sazaklis, Scott Bricher)
Department: Revision Impaired

MAD Magazine #456August 2005

The Fundalini Pages: "What I'm watching", "The progress of electronic communication in America", "Celebrity Cause-of-Death betting odds: Mr. Britney Spears", "Animal Housed", "The Clint Howard collection", "Winners at the 2005 Video game Awards", "The Godfrey Report", "Signs that your teammate may be on steroids", "The cover we didn't use", "The Fundalini Comedy Spotlight", "Britney and Kevin: The (Author with Garth Gerhart, Mike Snider, Alan Roberts, Gary Hallgreen, Don Edwing, Jeff Kruse, Dennis Snee, Scott Mendenhall, Jack Syracuse, Desmond Devlin, Kevin Pope, Timothy Shamey, Ray Alma, Paul Coker, Jr., Scott Bricher, Drew Friedman)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless

MAD Magazine #458October 2005

Little green army men of today's army (Writer with Tony Cipriano, Irving Schild)
Department: Soldiers of Misfortune

MAD Magazine #461January 2006

The Fundalini Pages: "Melvin & Jenkins guide to our animal friends", "Pull my cheney!", "An ad we'd like to see", "The Godfrey report", "3 quick and easy things King Kong could do to improve his image", "The fast 5 PBS' news conservative direction", "Monkeys are always funny", "Scary threats...scrarier realities", "Myspace by the Numbers", Yoga for smokers", "New on DVD", "Graphic Novel Review: Th (Author with Carolyn Abram, Gary Hallgreen, Rick Tulka, Grey Blackwell, Michael Lore, Irving Schild, Kevin Pope, Barry Liebmann, Jacob Lambert, Megan Ganz, Mike Capozzola, John Caldwell, Tom Fowler, Desmond Devlin, Tom Cheney)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless

MAD Magazine #462February 2006

MAD's do-it-yourself American Idol Judge's critiques (Writer with Drew Friedman)
Department: MAD Cowell's disease

MAD Magazine #464April 2006

When the government allows Product Placement in the Pledge of Allegiance (Writer with Timothy Shamey)
Department: Polluting the Flag

MAD Magazine #465May 2006

The Fundalini Pages: "Breaking News from the World of Sports", "Fundalini Health & Healings Ads", "Take your daughter to work day in Iraq", "The Godfrey Report", "Now Playing: The Blog", "Bitterman", "The Cover we didn't use", "Graphic Novel Review: The exhaustively uncondensed Hagar the Horrible 1973-2006", "Saddam sez", Vey to go!" (Author with Desmond Devlin, Irving Schild, Steve Smallwood, Jim Mahfood, Joe Raiola, Kevin Pope, Garth Gerhart, Josh Eiserike, Angelo Torres, Scott Bricher, P.C. Vey, Simon Rich)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless

MAD Magazine #467July 2006

How does Jack Bauer spend the rest of the month (Writer with Rick Tulka)
Department: The weeks shall inherit the mirth

MAD Magazine #469September 2006

The Fundalini Pages; "Fundalini Advisory", " The fast 5 possible mission names for a invasion of Iran", "Pull my Cheney", "MADs 15 minutes of Fame: Kaavya Viswanathan", "Creative solutions for stemming the flow of illegal aliens across our borders", "Positive uses for Snakes on a plane", "Chaet Codes for Pixars Cars: The Game", "Saddam Sez", "The Godfrey Report", "The NFLs Ref Report: This month " (Author with Frank Jacobs, Scott Bricher, Teresa Burns Parkhurst, Matthew A. Cohen, Jonathan Edwards, Jack Davis, Rick Tulka, Bob Staake, Tom Cheney, Jacob Lambert, Charles Akins, Kiernan P. Schmitt)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless

MAD Magazine #472December 2006

The Fundalini Pages; "Other things hidden in the Prison Break Tattoo!", "More high concept movie titles from the producers of Snakes on Plane", "Melvin & Jenkins guide to the science fair", "The fast 5 reasons why Rocky Balboa will be the best Rocky yet", "The cover we did not use", "In the land of the blind is king, AND...", "Other autographed apologies of baseball players", "Important product Re (Author with Andrew J. Schwartzberg, Kevin Pope, Kiernan P. Schmitt, Angelo Torres, Tom Cheney, Scott Bricher, Jeff Kruse, Desmond Devlin, Jack Syracuse, Rick Tulka, Dick DeBartolo, Jacob Lambert, Matthew A. Cohen)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless

MAD Magazine #474February 2007

Other inconvinient truths about global warming that Al Gore did not mention (Writer with Peter Kuper)
Department: The heat shall inherit the earth

MAD Magazine #478June 2007

The Fundalini Pages; "Spider-Man 3 Mechandise to avois!", "Meet the 08 presidential candidates: Hillary Clinton", "How Newspapers can regain readership", "The godfrey report", "Lelievre and let live", "The Yungbluth & The Restless", "Selected Highlights from Al Gores Testimony in front of congress", "Kentucky Fried Taco Hut", " Melvin & Jenkins", "Products inspired by current events", "Comic Book (Author with Paul Coker, Jr., Jacob Lambert, Charles Akins, Jeff Kruse, Desmond Devlin, Irving Schild, Jason Yungbluth, Kevin Pope, Dick DeBartolo, Jack Syracuse, Glen LeLievre, John Caldwell)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless

MAD Magazine #486February 2008

The Fundalini Pages: "Things you don't want to hear from a High School Guidance Counselor", "Better Endings to Fairy Tales than Happily ever after", The 3 biggest lies in Video Games", Least E-Mailed Articles", "Only a Hardcore cable news junkie...", "Modern Heart Pendants", "Meet the '08 presidential candidates: Dennis Kucinich", "Vey to go!", "Fundalini goes to the white house", The Godfrey Repo (Author with Charles Akins, Jeff Kruse, Tom Bunk, Peter Bagge, Scott Bricher, P.C. Vey, Sumukh Torgalkar, Desmond Devlin, Jack Syracuse, John Caldwell, Paul Coker, Jr., Jacob Lambert)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless

MAD Magazine #489May 2008

MAD's do-it-yourself 24 Season 7 Plotline (Writer with Rick Tulka, Wildstorm)
Department: Bauer Outtage

MAD Magazine #490July 2008

The Fundalini Pages: "Lines cut from the candidates' convention speeches", "Randy's Dandy Toon Time", "Teen Car Laws that should be enacted", "The swift 6 innovative ways MAD Magazine is going 'green'", "Fast Food Motto or Jenna Jameson Movie Title?", "Wartime Birds closely related to the Chickenhawk", "Diet Tips from Fat Steve", "Solution to last month's 'mini-Mystery'", "Most despised Disney Dal (Author with Dick DeBartolo, Jeff Kruse, Ward Sutton, Paul Coker, Jr., Rick Tulka, Garth Gerhart, Sarah Dyer, Jacob Lambert, Bob Staake, Evan Dorkin, Randy McIlwane)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless

MAD Magazine #491July 2008

The Fundalini Pages: "The disadvantages of Polygamy", "Billy Mays Infomercials", "Vey to go!", The fast 5 rejected Baseball Promotional Days", "The NFL's Ref Report", "Phrases that sound like they're from the bible - but aren't", "Robots in disguise", "The Long Shot", "What if there was a five-day waiting period to buy pants?", "The O'Reilly Spin vs. The Olbermann Spin" (Author with P.C. Vey, Dick DeBartolo, Bob Staake, John Caldwell, Rick Tulka, Paul Coker, Jr., Kiernan P. Schmitt, Scott Bricher, Dan Long, Tom Bunk, Leonardo Rodriguez, Jeff Kruse, Scott Nickel, Matthew A. Cohen, Kevin Pope)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Dr.Seuss for the Digital Age (Writer with Gary Hallgreen)
Department: Clicks are for kids

MAD Magazine #492August 2008

The Fundalini Pages: 'Are you a celebrity or are you a celebutard?', ' Things Hillary Clinton supporters can be happy about', 'The Godfrey Report', 'Solution to last month's "Mini-Mytery"', 'Fundalini presents excerpts from: Movie Screw-Ups A clueless, anal-retentive guide to cinema', 'The fast 5 ways that you can protest China's human rights violations', 'Melvin & Jenkins' guide to ballpark', 'Le (Author with Jeff Kruse, Desmond Devlin, Jack Syracuse, Rick Tulka, Barry Liebmann, Jacob Lambert, Kevin Pope, Garth Gerhart, Scott Nickel, Dave Hanson, Hermann Mejia)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless

MAD Magazine #494October 2008

"America's least visited Parks", "The Godfrey Report", "The cover we didn't use", "Show me the monkey", "Celebrity cause of death betting odds: Tila Tequila", "When cover artists haven't read the book", "Fliers recently found under windshield wipers", "A presidential candidate's speech that really says nothing", "Bitterman" (Author with Paul Gilligan, Dick DeBartolo, Garth Gerhart, Paul Coker, Jr., Bob Staake, Emily Flake)
Department: The Fundalini Pages

MAD Magazine #496December 2008

The Fundalini Pages: "Sign your Dad loves football more than your family", "When the going gets duff", "Control-Alt-Delete scenes from the Seinfeld Mircrosoft ads", "Least E-Mailed Articles", "Before and after Grocery Products", "The fast 5 wacky american laws", "Sutton for punishment", Solution to last month's Mini-Mystery", "Melvin & Jenkins' guide to Holiday Shopping", "Celebrity Cause-of-Death (Author with Kevin Pope, Desmond Devlin, J.C. Duffy, Charles Akins, Jeff Kruse, Dick DeBartolo, Greg Benson, Tom Richmond, Rick Tulka, Ward Sutton, Jacob Lambert)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Comments you'll never hear no matter how long you live (Writer with Tom Bunk)
Department: Don't phrase me, bro

MAD Magazine #498February 2009

The Fundalini Pages: "Positives Aspects of the Economic Meltdown", "Punchlines in search of Jokes!", Lelievre and let die", "Celebrity cause-of-death betting odds: Tyra Banks", "Ways to make sure you don't lose your job in these tough times!", "Melvin & Jenkins' guide to cold symptons", "The Godfrey report", "Solution to last month's 'Mini-Mystery'" "Rejected Comic Strips", "Covers we didn't use" (Author with Glen LeLievre, John Caldwell, Rick Tulka, Dick DeBartolo, Gary Hallgreen, Tim Hamilton, Leonardo Rodriguez, Ray Alma, Barry Liebmann, Dave Crosland, Kevin Pope, Desmond Devlin, Jeff Kruse)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless

MAD Magazine #499April 2009

The Fundalini Pages: "Eeerie similarities between Abraham Lincoln and Barack Obama", "The Yungbluth and the Restless", "The fast 5 main duties of Obama's new chief technology officer", "Melvin & Jenkins' guide to public transportation", "Stories reported by TMZ that were later retracted", "How George W. Bush will be perceived by various Americans", "Solution to last month's 'Mini-Mytery'", "The Su (Author with Desmond Devlin, Kevin Pope, Sam Sisco, Jason Yungbluth, Marc Hempel, Garth Gerhart, Ward Sutton, Sarah Dyer, Drew Friedman, Jeff Kruse, Barry Liebmann, Evan Dorkin)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless