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MAD Magazine • USA • New York

MAD Magazine #307December 1991

As Seen By... (Writer with John Pound, Edie Smith)
Department: Accounts Perceived

MAD Magazine #315December 1992

Dance Steps We All Know (Writer with Angelo Torres)
Department: Feeting Frenzy

MAD Magazine #336June 1995

The Inner Child - Uncovered! (Writer with Val Semeiks)
Department: Reacting your Age

MAD Magazine #341December 1995

Magic Tricks in Everyday Life (Writer with Al Jaffee)
Department: Stop the Prestidigitations

MAD Magazine #351November 1996

Mad's Futile Flowcharts (Writer with Bob Staake)
Department: Put a Grid on it

MAD Magazine #359July 1997

Goosebumps Horror Stories That Would Really Scare Kids (Writer with Joe Orlando)
Department: Another Stine Mess

MAD Magazine #363November 1997

Product Acronyms You Never Knew Existed (Writer with Richard Weiss)
Department: Initial Distraction

MAD Magazine #368April 1998

Bacardi Ad Parody (Writer with Scott Brooks, James Kirkland)
Department: Entertain Me Weakly

MAD Magazine #374October 1998

Visual Instructions For the Way Things Really Work (Writer with Greg Theakston)
Department: What You See is What You Fret

MAD Magazine #386October 1999

Mr. Movie™ Surround Sound Home Theater System Operating Instructions (Writer with Dennis Wunderlin, Timothy Shamey)
Department: A Man's Ohm in his Hassle

MAD Magazine #392April 2000

Back Cover: Dear & Departed / Bentsome & Hedges (Writer with Scott Bricher)

MAD Magazine #393May 2000

A More Complete Array of Directional and Signal Lights (Writer with James Warhola)
Department: Cars and Effects

MAD Magazine #395July 2000

The 13 Levels of Fading Celebrity Hell (Writer with Drew Friedman)
Department: The Theory of Devolution

MAD Magazine #437January 2004

14. Dixie Chicks Backlash: Even Cowgirls get the Boos (Writer with Greg Leitman, Rick Tulka)
Department: The MAD 20 - The dumbest People, Events & Things of 2003

MAD Magazine #443July 2004

Special Edition Games and Toys we'd like to see (Writer with John Sazaklis, Scott Bricher, Irving Schild)
Department: Revision Impaired

MAD Magazine #456August 2005

The Fundalini Pages: "What I'm watching", "The progress of electronic communication in America", "Celebrity Cause-of-Death betting odds: Mr. Britney Spears", "Animal Housed", "The Clint Howard collection", "Winners at the 2005 Video game Awards", "The Godfrey Report", "Signs that your teammate may be on steroids", "The cover we didn't use", "The Fundalini Comedy Spotlight", "Britney and Kevin: The (Author with Dennis Snee, Scott Mendenhall, Don Edwing, Jack Syracuse, Kevin Pope, Timothy Shamey, Desmond Devlin, Ray Alma, Scott Bricher, Garth Gerhart, Mike Snider, Alan Roberts, Paul Coker, Jr., Drew Friedman, Gary Hallgreen, Jeff Kruse)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless

MAD Magazine #458October 2005

Little green army men of today's army (Writer with Irving Schild, Tony Cipriano)
Department: Soldiers of Misfortune

MAD Magazine #461January 2006

The Fundalini Pages: "Melvin & Jenkins guide to our animal friends", "Pull my cheney!", "An ad we'd like to see", "The Godfrey report", "3 quick and easy things King Kong could do to improve his image", "The fast 5 PBS' news conservative direction", "Monkeys are always funny", "Scary threats...scrarier realities", "Myspace by the Numbers", Yoga for smokers", "New on DVD", "Graphic Novel Review: Th (Author with Megan Ganz, Mike Capozzola, Jacob Lambert, John Caldwell, Tom Fowler, Tom Cheney, Carolyn Abram, Desmond Devlin, Gary Hallgreen, Rick Tulka, Grey Blackwell, Michael Lore, Irving Schild, Kevin Pope, Barry Liebmann)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless

MAD Magazine #462February 2006

MAD's do-it-yourself American Idol Judge's critiques (Writer with Drew Friedman)
Department: MAD Cowell's disease

MAD Magazine #464April 2006

When the government allows Product Placement in the Pledge of Allegiance (Writer with Timothy Shamey)
Department: Polluting the Flag

MAD Magazine #465May 2006

The Fundalini Pages: "Breaking News from the World of Sports", "Fundalini Health & Healings Ads", "Take your daughter to work day in Iraq", "The Godfrey Report", "Now Playing: The Blog", "Bitterman", "The Cover we didn't use", "Graphic Novel Review: The exhaustively uncondensed Hagar the Horrible 1973-2006", "Saddam sez", Vey to go!" (Author with Joe Raiola, Kevin Pope, Garth Gerhart, Josh Eiserike, Angelo Torres, Scott Bricher, P.C. Vey, Simon Rich, Desmond Devlin, Irving Schild, Steve Smallwood, Jim Mahfood)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless

MAD Magazine #467July 2006

How does Jack Bauer spend the rest of the month (Writer with Rick Tulka)
Department: The weeks shall inherit the mirth

MAD Magazine #469September 2006

The Fundalini Pages; "Fundalini Advisory", " The fast 5 possible mission names for a invasion of Iran", "Pull my Cheney", "MADs 15 minutes of Fame: Kaavya Viswanathan", "Creative solutions for stemming the flow of illegal aliens across our borders", "Positive uses for Snakes on a plane", "Chaet Codes for Pixars Cars: The Game", "Saddam Sez", "The Godfrey Report", "The NFLs Ref Report: This month " (Author with Rick Tulka, Bob Staake, Tom Cheney, Frank Jacobs, Charles Akins, Kiernan P. Schmitt, Jack Davis, Scott Bricher, Teresa Burns Parkhurst, Matthew A. Cohen, Jonathan Edwards, Jacob Lambert)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless

MAD Magazine #472December 2006

The Fundalini Pages; "Other things hidden in the Prison Break Tattoo!", "More high concept movie titles from the producers of Snakes on Plane", "Melvin & Jenkins guide to the science fair", "The fast 5 reasons why Rocky Balboa will be the best Rocky yet", "The cover we did not use", "In the land of the blind is king, AND...", "Other autographed apologies of baseball players", "Important product Re (Author with Desmond Devlin, Jack Syracuse, Rick Tulka, Matthew A. Cohen, Andrew J. Schwartzberg, Dick DeBartolo, Jacob Lambert, Kevin Pope, Kiernan P. Schmitt, Tom Cheney, Angelo Torres, Scott Bricher, Jeff Kruse)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless

MAD Magazine #474February 2007

Other inconvinient truths about global warming that Al Gore did not mention (Writer with Peter Kuper)
Department: The heat shall inherit the earth

MAD Magazine #478June 2007

The Fundalini Pages; "Spider-Man 3 Mechandise to avois!", "Meet the 08 presidential candidates: Hillary Clinton", "How Newspapers can regain readership", "The godfrey report", "Lelievre and let live", "The Yungbluth & The Restless", "Selected Highlights from Al Gores Testimony in front of congress", "Kentucky Fried Taco Hut", " Melvin & Jenkins", "Products inspired by current events", "Comic Book (Author with Dick DeBartolo, Kevin Pope, Glen LeLievre, Jack Syracuse, John Caldwell, Paul Coker, Jr., Jacob Lambert, Charles Akins, Desmond Devlin, Jeff Kruse, Jason Yungbluth, Irving Schild)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless

MAD Magazine #486February 2008

The Fundalini Pages: "Things you don't want to hear from a High School Guidance Counselor", "Better Endings to Fairy Tales than Happily ever after", The 3 biggest lies in Video Games", Least E-Mailed Articles", "Only a Hardcore cable news junkie...", "Modern Heart Pendants", "Meet the '08 presidential candidates: Dennis Kucinich", "Vey to go!", "Fundalini goes to the white house", The Godfrey Repo (Author with Jack Syracuse, John Caldwell, Paul Coker, Jr., Jacob Lambert, Charles Akins, Sumukh Torgalkar, Jeff Kruse, Tom Bunk, Peter Bagge, Scott Bricher, P.C. Vey, Desmond Devlin)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless

MAD Magazine #489May 2008

MAD's do-it-yourself 24 Season 7 Plotline (Writer with Rick Tulka, Wildstorm)
Department: Bauer Outtage

MAD Magazine #490July 2008

The Fundalini Pages: "Lines cut from the candidates' convention speeches", "Randy's Dandy Toon Time", "Teen Car Laws that should be enacted", "The swift 6 innovative ways MAD Magazine is going 'green'", "Fast Food Motto or Jenna Jameson Movie Title?", "Wartime Birds closely related to the Chickenhawk", "Diet Tips from Fat Steve", "Solution to last month's 'mini-Mystery'", "Most despised Disney Dal (Author with Ward Sutton, Paul Coker, Jr., Rick Tulka, Garth Gerhart, Sarah Dyer, Jacob Lambert, Bob Staake, Evan Dorkin, Randy McIlwane, Dick DeBartolo, Jeff Kruse)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless

MAD Magazine #491July 2008

The Fundalini Pages: "The disadvantages of Polygamy", "Billy Mays Infomercials", "Vey to go!", The fast 5 rejected Baseball Promotional Days", "The NFL's Ref Report", "Phrases that sound like they're from the bible - but aren't", "Robots in disguise", "The Long Shot", "What if there was a five-day waiting period to buy pants?", "The O'Reilly Spin vs. The Olbermann Spin" (Author with John Caldwell, Rick Tulka, Kiernan P. Schmitt, Dan Long, Paul Coker, Jr., Scott Bricher, Tom Bunk, Leonardo Rodriguez, Jeff Kruse, Matthew A. Cohen, Scott Nickel, Kevin Pope, P.C. Vey, Bob Staake, Dick DeBartolo)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Dr.Seuss for the Digital Age (Writer with Gary Hallgreen)
Department: Clicks are for kids

MAD Magazine #492August 2008

The Fundalini Pages: 'Are you a celebrity or are you a celebutard?', ' Things Hillary Clinton supporters can be happy about', 'The Godfrey Report', 'Solution to last month's "Mini-Mytery"', 'Fundalini presents excerpts from: Movie Screw-Ups A clueless, anal-retentive guide to cinema', 'The fast 5 ways that you can protest China's human rights violations', 'Melvin & Jenkins' guide to ballpark', 'Le (Author with Dave Hanson, Scott Nickel, Hermann Mejia, Jeff Kruse, Jack Syracuse, Rick Tulka, Barry Liebmann, Jacob Lambert, Kevin Pope, Desmond Devlin, Garth Gerhart)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless

MAD Magazine #494October 2008

"America's least visited Parks", "The Godfrey Report", "The cover we didn't use", "Show me the monkey", "Celebrity cause of death betting odds: Tila Tequila", "When cover artists haven't read the book", "Fliers recently found under windshield wipers", "A presidential candidate's speech that really says nothing", "Bitterman" (Author with Paul Gilligan, Dick DeBartolo, Garth Gerhart, Paul Coker, Jr., Bob Staake, Emily Flake)
Department: The Fundalini Pages

MAD Magazine #496December 2008

The Fundalini Pages: "Sign your Dad loves football more than your family", "When the going gets duff", "Control-Alt-Delete scenes from the Seinfeld Mircrosoft ads", "Least E-Mailed Articles", "Before and after Grocery Products", "The fast 5 wacky american laws", "Sutton for punishment", Solution to last month's Mini-Mystery", "Melvin & Jenkins' guide to Holiday Shopping", "Celebrity Cause-of-Death (Author with Jacob Lambert, Kevin Pope, J.C. Duffy, Desmond Devlin, Charles Akins, Jeff Kruse, Greg Benson, Dick DeBartolo, Tom Richmond, Rick Tulka, Ward Sutton)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Comments you'll never hear no matter how long you live (Writer with Tom Bunk)
Department: Don't phrase me, bro

MAD Magazine #498February 2009

The Fundalini Pages: "Positives Aspects of the Economic Meltdown", "Punchlines in search of Jokes!", Lelievre and let die", "Celebrity cause-of-death betting odds: Tyra Banks", "Ways to make sure you don't lose your job in these tough times!", "Melvin & Jenkins' guide to cold symptons", "The Godfrey report", "Solution to last month's 'Mini-Mystery'" "Rejected Comic Strips", "Covers we didn't use" (Author with Jeff Kruse, Desmond Devlin, Glen LeLievre, John Caldwell, Rick Tulka, Dick DeBartolo, Gary Hallgreen, Tim Hamilton, Leonardo Rodriguez, Barry Liebmann, Ray Alma, Dave Crosland, Kevin Pope)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless

MAD Magazine #499April 2009

The Fundalini Pages: "Eeerie similarities between Abraham Lincoln and Barack Obama", "The Yungbluth and the Restless", "The fast 5 main duties of Obama's new chief technology officer", "Melvin & Jenkins' guide to public transportation", "Stories reported by TMZ that were later retracted", "How George W. Bush will be perceived by various Americans", "Solution to last month's 'Mini-Mytery'", "The Su (Author with Sarah Dyer, Desmond Devlin, Kevin Pope, Sam Sisco, Evan Dorkin, Marc Hempel, Garth Gerhart, Jason Yungbluth, Ward Sutton, Drew Friedman, Jeff Kruse, Barry Liebmann)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless