MAD Magazine #481

Contents Page

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Page: 1

Random Samplings of Reader Mail

Department: Letter and Tomatoes

Page: 2

The Fundalini Pages

• List of all contributors

  Author: Dick DeBartolo Author: Desmond Devlin Author: Don Edwing Author: Jack Syracuse Author: John Caldwell Author: Eric Scott Author: Kevin Pope Author: Rick Tulka Author: Jeff Kruse Author: Feggo Author: Laura Howell Author: Adam Rust

  Page: 8

• Where Your iPhone $$$$ Goes

• Duck Droppings - building Abraham Lincoln out of Lincoln Logs

• Joke Set-ups in Search of a Punchline

• Fundalini Asks "What If...?" - What if Toasters Were United Nation Delegates?

• The Godfrey Report

• The Fast 5 - Phrases You Won't Hear from Al Roker

• Paint Like the Masters - Vincent Van Gogh (Fourth in a Series)

• Joke Set-ups in Search of a Punchline

• Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Street Safety

• Castro Comments: Michael Moore ate all the chorizos

• Tierra Del Feggo - "They do the jobs angels don't want to do."

• Joke Set-ups in Search of a Punchline

• Other Bad Animal Employment Opportunities

• Meet the '08 Presidential Candidates - John Edwards

• Little Green Army Men Theatre - too lax on success standards

Spider-Sham 3

Department: Webber without a cause

Artist: Hermann Mejia Writer: Arnold H. "Arnie" Kogen

Page: 12

The young Mans guide to successful mall romance

Department: Food Courting

Writer: Jacob Lambert Artist: Rich Powell

Page: 18

Planet Tad!!!!!

Department: On Blog we Trust

Artist: Tim Carvell

Page: 20

MAD proudly presents outtakes from Hillarys sopranos spoof

Department: A campaign in the ass

Page: 22

Failed Pitches for the new Simpsons Movie

Department: Homer Wreckers

Artist: Steve Smallwood

Page: 23

Things shouted out to Paris Hilton as she left prison

Department: Jailhouse Mock

Artist: Tom Richmond

Page: 26

Spy vs. Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Peter Kuper

Page: 28

Monroe and... The summer jobs Part 1

Department: Angsters Paradise

Colorist: Ryan Flanders Writer: Anthony Barbieri Artist: Tom Fowler

Page: 31

The MAD guide for public speakers, Volume one: Phrases to absolutely avoid when delivering a eulogy

Department: Deceased and Desist

Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Jeff Kruse

Page: 34

A MAD Look at Mixed Martial Arts

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Page: 38

Celebrity Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards

Department: Manga Mia!

Artist: Tom Richmond Writer: Michael Arnold

Page: 42

The Believability & Unbelievability of Harry Potter

Department: Reel to Real

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Barry Liebmann

Page: 44

1300!

Department: The greek Squad

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Mort Drucker

Page: 47

What the heck is the difference?

Department: Observation Dreck

Page: 52

Back Cover Inside: Fold-In - What do many experts say is the greatest looming threat to the American public?

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee