MAD Magazine #479

Random Samplings of Reader Mail

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Page: 2

The Fundalini Pages

Department: Random Acts of Mindless

Author: Russ Cooper Author: Dick DeBartolo Author: Desmond Devlin Author: Charles Akins Author: Rick Tulka Author: Jeff Kruse Author: Scott Maiko Author: Kiernan P. Schmitt Author: Matthew A. Cohen Author: Garth Gerhart Author: Noel Rappin Author: Sam Sisco Author: Ty Templeton

Page: 6

Things Overheard at the premiere of Pirates of the Caribbean 3

Department: Sparrow-Minded Comments

Writer: Jacob Lambert Artist: Hermann Mejia

Page: 10

Startling Similarities between Modern Celebrities & Ancient Artifacts

Department: Some Resembling Required

Writer: Chari Pere

Page: 12

Planet tad!!!!!

Department: In Blog we trust

Writer: Tim Carvell Artist: Brian Durniak

Page: 14

MADs Touchy-Feely Wrestlemania outtakes

Department: Hair Club for McMahon

Page: 16

A MAD Look at Global Warming

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Page: 18

Reprinted in: US MAD Magazine #17

MADs minute-by-minute Breakdown of a school field trip

Department: See what all the bus is about

Artist, Writer: Teresa Burns Parkhurst

Page: 22

Rejected Star Wars Stamps

Department: Philately Portman

Artist: Mark Stutzman Writer: Jeff Kruse

Page: 24

MAD presents... More facts that sound for a second like they might be true... but arent

Department: Tahts false, folks

Artist: Kevin Pope Writer: Justin Heimberg

Page: 26

Spy vs. Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Peter Kuper

Page: 28

Monroe and... Harry Potter

Department: Angsters Paradise

Writer: Anthony Barbieri Artist: Tom Fowler

Page: 31

MADs ARRR!-Rated outtakes from Pirates of the Caribbean: At worlds end

Department: Sparrow-Minded Comments

Page: 36

Father O Flannetys Hot Tub Confessions with Keith Richards

Department: Pen and Stink

Author: Keith Knight

Page: 39

Me, Myself and my puppet and a bully

Department: Pen and Stink

Author: John Kovaleski

Page: 39

Rex in the city

Department: Pen and Stink

Author: Dustin Glick

Page: 40

Your only defense against the Zeitgeist!

Department: Pen and Stink

Author: Don Asmussen

Page: 40

The long and short of it

Department: Pen and Stink

Author: Dan Long

Page: 41

Mulligans Island

Department: Pen and Stink

Author: Feggo

Page: 41

Just below the surface

Department: Pen and Stink

Author: Douglas Paszkiewicz

Page: 42

John Caldwells final installment of the Gross and Beyond Gross Trilogy

Department: Revoltage Meter

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

Page: 43

Fox News Comedy Shows that never got off the ground

Department: Neo-Con Jobs

Artist: Drew Friedman Writer: Frank Santopadre

Page: 46

What the heck is the difference?

Department: Observation Dreck

Page: 48

[No Title]

Department: Fold-In

Artist: Al Jaffee

Page: 49