MAD Magazine #479

MAD Magazine (USA)

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MAD Magazine #479 • USA • 1st Edition - New York

Country:

USA

Edition:

1st Edition - New York

Company:

E.C. Publications, Inc.

Published:

July 2007

Cover:

Pirates of the Caribbean

Sale price:

$3.99

Pages:

Format:

Magazine

Editorial

Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson

Cover Variations

Featured characters

Subscription Advertisement - Jeffrey Lozenge dressed as a bee

Writer: Joe Raiola Photographer: Irving Schild

Contents Page

Page: 1

Random Samplings of Reader Mail

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Page: 2

The Fundalini Pages

List of all contributors
Author: Russ Cooper Author: Dick DeBartolo Author: Desmond Devlin Author: Charles Akins Author: Rick Tulka Author: Jeff Kruse Author: Scott Maiko Author: Kiernan P. Schmitt Author: Matthew A. Cohen Author: Garth Gerhart Author: Noel Rappin Author: Sam Sisco Author: Ty Templeton
Page: 6
Tip-Offs You're on a Cruise Ship Headed for Disaster
Bitterman - smoking ban
Classified Ads
Possible Ways J.K. Rowling Will Kill Off Characters in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
"Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?" - A Fundalini Quiz
Castro Comments: Blockbuster Total Access beats Netflix
The Fast 5 - How is Don Imus Spending His Forced Retirement?
The NFL's Ref Report - Spider-Man 3
Graphic Novel Review - Batman: When Worlds Contrive

Things Overheard at the premiere of Pirates of the Caribbean 3

Department: Sparrow-Minded Comments

Writer: Jacob Lambert Artist: Hermann Mejia

Page: 10

Startling Similarities between Modern Celebrities & Ancient Artifacts

Department: Some Resembling Required

Writer: Chari Pere

Page: 12

Planet tad!!!!!

Department: In Blog we trust

Writer: Tim Carvell Artist: Brian Durniak

Page: 14

MADs Touchy-Feely Wrestlemania outtakes

Department: Hair Club for McMahon

Page: 16

A MAD Look at Global Warming

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Page: 18

Reprinted in: US MAD Magazine #17

MADs minute-by-minute Breakdown of a school field trip

Department: See what all the bus is about

Artist, Writer: Teresa Burns Parkhurst

Page: 22

Rejected Star Wars Stamps

Department: Philately Portman

Artist: Mark Stutzman Writer: Jeff Kruse

Page: 24

MAD presents... More facts that sound for a second like they might be true... but arent

Department: Tahts false, folks

Artist: Kevin Pope Writer: Justin Heimberg

Page: 26

Spy vs. Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Peter Kuper

Page: 28

Monroe and... Harry Potter

Department: Angsters Paradise

Writer: Anthony Barbieri Artist: Tom Fowler

Page: 31

MADs ARRR!-Rated outtakes from Pirates of the Caribbean: At worlds end

Department: Sparrow-Minded Comments

Page: 36

The Strip Club

Father O Flannetys Hot Tub Confessions with Keith Richards
Author: Keith Knight
Page: 39
Me, Myself and my puppet and a bully
Author: John Kovaleski
Page: 39
Rex in the city
Author: Dustin Glick
Page: 40
Your only defense against the Zeitgeist!
Author: Don Asmussen
Page: 40
The long and short of it
Author: Dan Long
Page: 41
Mulligans Island
Author: Feggo
Page: 41
Just below the surface
Author: Douglas Paszkiewicz
Page: 42