MAD Magazine #479 
Editorial
- Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson
Cover Variations
Featured characters
Table of Contents
Random Samplings of Reader Mail
Department: Letters and Tomatoes
Page: 2
The Fundalini Pages
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Author: Russ Cooper Author: Dick DeBartolo Author: Desmond Devlin Author: Charles Akins Author: Rick Tulka Author: Jeff Kruse Author: Scott Maiko Author: Kiernan P. Schmitt Author: Matthew A. Cohen Author: Garth Gerhart Author: Noel Rappin Author: Sam Sisco Author: Ty Templeton
Page: 6
Things Overheard at the premiere of Pirates of the Caribbean 3
Department: Sparrow-Minded Comments
Writer: Jacob Lambert Artist: Hermann Mejia
Page: 10
Startling Similarities between Modern Celebrities & Ancient Artifacts
Department: Some Resembling Required
Writer: Chari Pere
Page: 12
MADs Touchy-Feely Wrestlemania outtakes
Department: Hair Club for McMahon
Page: 16
MADs minute-by-minute Breakdown of a school field trip
Department: See what all the bus is about
Artist, Writer: Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Page: 22
Rejected Star Wars Stamps
Department: Philately Portman
Artist: Mark Stutzman Writer: Jeff Kruse
Page: 24
MAD presents... More facts that sound for a second like they might be true... but arent
Department: Tahts false, folks
Artist: Kevin Pope Writer: Justin Heimberg
Page: 26
Monroe and... Harry Potter
Department: Angsters Paradise
Writer: Anthony Barbieri Artist: Tom Fowler
Page: 31
MADs ARRR!-Rated outtakes from Pirates of the Caribbean: At worlds end
Department: Sparrow-Minded Comments
Page: 36
Father O Flannetys Hot Tub Confessions with Keith Richards
Department: Pen and Stink
Author: Keith Knight
Page: 39
John Caldwells final installment of the Gross and Beyond Gross Trilogy
Department: Revoltage Meter
Artist, Writer: John Caldwell
Page: 43
Fox News Comedy Shows that never got off the ground
Department: Neo-Con Jobs
Artist: Drew Friedman Writer: Frank Santopadre
Page: 46
What the heck is the difference?
Department: Observation Dreck
Page: 48
