Editorial
- Cover Artist: Mort Drucker
- Editor: Nick Meglin
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Table of Contents
MAD’s 50 Worst Things About Movies
Department: Lights, Camera, Infractions
Artist: Hermann Mejia Writer: Scott Maiko
Page: 6
MAD’s Photo Personals Gallery: The Man
Department: The Singles Seen
Artist: Irving Schild Writer: Jeff Kruse
Page: 13
6 Degrees of Separation Between Anyone and Anything – Part VII
Department: The Dissing Link
Artist: Rick Tulka Writer: Mike Snider Colorist: Wildstorm
Page: 20
A MAD Look at The Matrix Reloaded
Department: Serge-In General
Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés
Page: 22
A “True Red, White & Blue” American Patriot
Department: Put Another Ideologue on the Fire
Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Joe Raiola
Page: 28
The Real Reasons Older Man/Younger Woman Romances Never Work Out
Department: The Greatest Generation Gap
Artist, Writer: John Caldwell
Page: 32
Not-so-titillating Outtakes From Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle
Department: Dicks as Chicks
Writer: Greg Leitman
Page: 36
Dike Bissel’s Tales of Undisputed Interest
Department: The Wizard of Odd
Artist, Writer: P.C. Vey
Page: 39
Monroe and the Big Apple Part 2
Department: Angster's Paradise
Artist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony Barbieri
Page: 43
Movie satire: “Interminable 3: Rise of the Bad Scenes”
Department: Cyborg's-Eye View
Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Tom Richmond
Page: 46