MAD Magazine #363 
Editorial
- Cover Artist: Joe DeVito
- Border Writer: Don Edwing
- Border Artist: Al Jaffee
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Cover: Win a Night with the Spice Girls
Artist, Colorist: Joe DeVito Idea: Don Edwing Artist: Al Jaffee
Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Dating
Department: The Schmucks Stop Here
Artist: Kevin Pope Writer: Tom Cheney
The Mad World of... Drugs
Department: Behind the Hallucinate Ball
Artist: Peter Kuper Writer: Anna Becker
Product Acronyms You Never Knew Existed
Department: Initial Distraction
Writer: Darren Johnson Artist: Richard Weiss
Job Application Form for the Next Spice Girl
Department: Audition and Subtraction
Writer: Charlie Kadau Artist: Hermann Mejia
Why Your Parents Really Had You
Department: Mom and Pop Psychology
Writer: Peggy Doody Artist: R.J. Matson
Little Known Windoes 95 "Tips of the Day"
Department: It's a Boot Point
Writer: Jeff Kruse Artist: Gerry Gersten
6 Degrees of Separation Between Anyone and Anything
Department: The Dissing Link
Artist: Rick Tulka Writer: Mike Snider
Mad Interviews the Defense Attorney of the Year
Department: Slaughter in the Court
Writer: Stan Hart Artist: Timothy Shamey
So What if it's 110 Degrees, You'd Better Keep Sewing
Writer: Joe Raiola Writer: David Shayne Artist: Irving Schild
The Dead-On Symptoms of a Dying Shopping Mall
Department: Taking the Wind Out of Their Sales
Artist, Writer: John Caldwell
Mad's Celebrity Cause-of-Death Betting Odds
Department: Grieving Las Vegas
Writer: Mike Snider Artist: Thomas Fluharty
Back Cover Inside: What Scientific Meddling Has Many Folks Trembling?
Artist, Colorist, Writer: Al Jaffee
