Editorial
- Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson
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Table of Contents
The Fundalini Pages: "Bad Newz Kennels", "Little-Known provisions in the 2007 immigration bill", "The fast 5 amazing facts about Jenna Bushs new book", "The Zombie Food Pyramid", Duck Droppings", "Movie Screw-Ups", "What if books were printed on deli meats?", "The Godfrey Report", "Meet the 08 presidential candidates", "Rejected ultimate fighting championship slogans", "The Yungbluth & The Restles
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Author: Sergio Aragonés Author: Don Edwing Author: Jacob Lambert Author: Jack Syracuse Author: John Caldwell Author: Rick Tulka Author: Jeff Kruse Author: Scott Maiko Author: Garth Gerhart Author: Jason Yungbluth Author: Todd Eisner Author: Benjamin Schultz Author: Michael Slack
Page: 6
When other advertising characters get tv shows
Department: Sit-Commercials
Artist: Tom Richmond Writer: Scott Maiko
Page: 10
Rejected Hillary Clinton campaign slogans
Department: The phrase that slays
Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Nathaniel Stein
Page: 14
The Strip Club: Pondering the really meaningful stuff...
Department: Pen and Stink
Artist, Writer: Rob Harrell
Page: 25
The Strip Club: The long and short of it...
Department: Pen and Stink
Artist, Writer: Dan Long
Page: 26
The Strip Club: Father O Flannitys Hot Tub Confessions with Nicole Ritchie
Department: Pen and Stink
Artist, Writer: Keith Knight
Page: 26
The Strip Club: Jump Cut presents Fight Club
Department: Pen and Stink
Artist, Writer: Paul Gilligan
Page: 27
The Strip Club: Product Placement in Horror Movies
Department: Pen and Stink
Artist, Writer: Scott Nickel
Page: 27
The Strip Club: Just below the surface
Department: Pen and Stink
Artist, Writer: Douglas Paszkiewicz
Page: 28
The magical bear that made peoples dreams come true
Department: The beast and the brightest
Artist: Leonardo Rodriguez Writer: Brian McConnachie
Page: 30
Idiotic Anti-Gun Control Arguments the NRA hast not used yet
Department: Shoot happens
Artist: Peter Kuper Writer: Jacob Lambert
Page: 34
Things that really get under a Zombies Skin
Department: Monsters Gall
Artist, Writer: John Caldwell
Page: 38
What school bus are doing while you are in class!
Department: The wheel world
Artist, Writer: Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Page: 42
7 periods closer to death - We apologize 4 our appearanceduring renovations
Department: Is that Rall there is?
Artist, Writer: Ted Rall
Page: 44
1 worse than 100
Department: Take this mob and shove it
Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Dick DeBartolo
Page: 47