MAD Magazine #398

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Pull My Cheney - Expensive Liver

Artist, Writer: Tom Cheney

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Contents Page

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Letters

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The Perfect Snore

Department: When the Ship Hits the Fan

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Mort Drucker

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When Clowns Go Bad

Department: Circus Jerks

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

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Monroe &... The Family Heirloom

Department: Angster's Paradise

Artist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony Barbieri

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A Mad Look at the Olympics

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

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The IntimidatorLX 2000 Owner's Manual

Department: Put The Pedal to the Mental

Artist: Bill Wray Artist: Timothy Shamey Writer: Darren Johnson

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Sports Memorabilia Cards We'd Like to See

Department: Jock Kitsch

Writer: Darren Johnson Artist: Keith Seidel

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The Case For/Against Gore/Bush

Department: Electile Dysfunction

Artist: Sam Sisco Writer: Barry Liebmann

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A Totally Honest Message From Bill Gates

Department: The Geek Shall Internet the Earth

Artist: Angelo Torres Writer: Mike Snider

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A Rug's Life

Department: Tales from the Duck Side

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

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The Lighter Side of...

Department: Berg's Eye View

Artist, Writer: Peter Kuper

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Spy vs. Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Writer: Don Edwing Artist: Peter Kuper

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Spot Your Parents! - How your parents explained their divorce

Department: The Traits of Wrath

Writer: Jeff Kruse Artist: Bob Staake

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Some Who Wants to be a Millionaire Questions We'd Love to See Regis Ask

Department: Lame Show Phenomenom

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Russ Cooper

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What is a Compassionate Conservative?

Department: An Image Fakeover

Writer: Franklin "Frank" Jacobs Artist: Rick Tulka

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Survivoyeur

Department: Tribes and Tribulations

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Bill Wray

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Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Tom Hanks

Department: Grieving Las Vegas

Writer: Mike Snider Artist: Jon Weiman

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Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: What measure are many states considering to protect innocent citizens?

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Back Cover: One Fine Day in the Meadow...

Artist: James Warhola Writer: Michael Gallagher