MAD Magazine #398

MAD Magazine #398 • USA • 1st Edition - New York
1st Edition - New York
October 1st, 2000
We torch the 2000 Olympics
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Pull My Cheney - Expensive Liver

Artist, Writer: Tom Cheney

Page: 1

Contents Page

Page: 1

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Page: 2


Page: 3

The Perfect Snore

Department: When the Ship Hits the Fan

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Mort Drucker

Page: 6

When Clowns Go Bad

Department: Circus Jerks

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

Page: 10

Monroe &... The Family Heirloom

Department: Angster's Paradise

Artist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony Barbieri

Page: 12

A Mad Look at the Olympics

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Page: 15

The IntimidatorLX 2000 Owner's Manual

Department: Put The Pedal to the Mental

Artist: Bill Wray Artist: Timothy Shamey Writer: Darren Johnson

Page: 19

Sports Memorabilia Cards We'd Like to See

Department: Jock Kitsch

Writer: Darren Johnson Artist: Keith Seidel

Page: 22

The Case For/Against Gore/Bush

Department: Electile Dysfunction

Artist: Sam Sisco Writer: Barry Liebmann

Page: 24

A Totally Honest Message From Bill Gates

Department: The Geek Shall Internet the Earth

Artist: Angelo Torres Writer: Mike Snider

Page: 26

A Rug's Life

Department: Tales from the Duck Side

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

Page: 28

The Lighter Side of...

Department: Berg's Eye View

Artist, Writer: Peter Kuper

Page: 29

Spy vs. Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Writer: Don Edwing Artist: Peter Kuper

Page: 33

Spot Your Parents! - How your parents explained their divorce

Department: The Traits of Wrath

Writer: Jeff Kruse Artist: Bob Staake

Page: 37

Some Who Wants to be a Millionaire Questions We'd Love to See Regis Ask

Department: Lame Show Phenomenom

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Russ Cooper

Page: 38

What is a Compassionate Conservative?

Department: An Image Fakeover

Writer: Frank Jacobs Artist: Rick Tulka

Page: 40


Department: Tribes and Tribulations

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Bill Wray

Page: 42

Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Tom Hanks

Department: Grieving Las Vegas

Writer: Mike Snider Artist: Jon Weiman

Page: 48

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: What measure are many states considering to protect innocent citizens?

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Back Cover: One Fine Day in the Meadow...

Artist: James Warhola Writer: Michael Gallagher