MAD Magazine #295

Cover: The "Neuman" In the Special Effects Chair

Contributors:

John Caldwell

Real ad Mad Super Special Fall 1990

Table of Contents

Subscriptions Advertising featuring A Pretentious Compendium of Mad's Very Best Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions by Al Jaffee and Mad Zaps the Human Race! by Frank Jacobs Big Book Bonuses

Random Sampling of Reader Mail

Department:

Letters and Tomatoes

Advertisement for Don Edwings Madventures of Almost Superheroes Paperback

Bleak For The Future Part II

Department:

21st Century Fox

Contributors:

Mort Drucker, Stan Hart

When "Doublespeak" Takes Over Completely

Department:

A Word To The Guise

Contributors:

Sergio Aragonés, Frank Jacobs

"When I Was Your Age..." Stories Today's Kids Will Be Telling Their Grandchildren

Department:

Recall Waiting

Contributors:

George Woodbridge, Mike Snider

Sports Disasters Of The 1980's

Department:

Let The Maims Begin

Contributors:

Jack Davis, Don Edwing

The Meaty Mermaid Menace

Department:

Tales From The Duck Side Part 1

Contributors:

Don Edwing

America's 9 Most Wanted Jerks

Department:

Bland On The Run

Contributors:

Paul Peter Porges

Some Truly Joyous Things You Could Do If You Hit The Lottery

Department:

Splurge In General

Contributors:

Paul Coker, Jr., Tom Koch

Future Sitcoms That Break Fresh Ground

Department:

Off The Beaten Laugh Track

Contributors:

Frank Jacobs, Sam Viviano

Spy Vs. Spy (Black Spy's Tank / Helicopter)

Department:

Joke and Dagger

Contributors:

Antonio Prohias

The Lighter Side Of...

Department:

Berg's-Eye View

Contributors:

Dave Berg

MAD's Really Relevant Collection Of Lists

Department:

Compiling It On

Contributors:

Frank Jacobs, John Caldwell

TV and Movie Credits You Probably Missed

Department:

Crawl Of The Wild

Contributors:

Mike Snider

More Mad Switcheroos

Department:

From Bad To Reverse

Contributors:

Frank Jacobs, Al Jaffee

A (The Turtle and The Hare) Modern Day Fairy Tale

Department:

Turtle Whacks

Contributors:

Don Edwing, Bob Jones

Look Who's Squawking

Department:

Child A-Bruce

Contributors:

Dick DeBartolo, Angelo Torres

The Longwinded Laboratory Liquidation

Department:

Tales From The Duck Side Part 2

Contributors:

Don Edwing

If Famous Movies Were Made Into Comic Strips

Department:

Media-Morphosis

Contributors:

Russ Cooper

MAD's Ultimate T.V. Remote Control

Department:

Zaps All, Folks!

Contributors:

George Woodbridge, Mark A. Dressler

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Contributors:

Sergio Aragonés

Inside Back Cover: A "Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions" Smoking

Contributors:

Al Jaffee

Back Cover: Night Deposit

Contributors:

Paul Coker, Jr., Don Edwing