MAD Magazine #295

Cover: The "Neuman" In the Special Effects Chair

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

Real ad Mad Super Special Fall 1990

Table of Contents

Subscriptions Advertising featuring A Pretentious Compendium of Mad's Very Best Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions by Al Jaffee and Mad Zaps the Human Race! by Frank Jacobs Big Book Bonuses

Random Sampling of Reader Mail

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Advertisement for Don Edwings Madventures of Almost Superheroes Paperback

Bleak For The Future Part II

Department: 21st Century Fox

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Stan Hart

Reprinted in: US MAD Magazine #19

When "Doublespeak" Takes Over Completely

Department: A Word To The Guise

Artist: Sergio Aragonés Writer: Frank Jacobs

"When I Was Your Age..." Stories Today's Kids Will Be Telling Their Grandchildren

Department: Recall Waiting

Artist: George Woodbridge Writer: Mike Snider

Sports Disasters Of The 1980's

Department: Let The Maims Begin

Artist: Jack Davis Writer: Don Edwing

The Meaty Mermaid Menace

Department: Tales From The Duck Side Part 1

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

America's 9 Most Wanted Jerks

Department: Bland On The Run

Artist, Writer: Paul Peter Porges

Some Truly Joyous Things You Could Do If You Hit The Lottery

Department: Splurge In General

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Tom Koch

Future Sitcoms That Break Fresh Ground

Department: Off The Beaten Laugh Track

Writer: Frank Jacobs Artist: Sam Viviano

Spy Vs. Spy (Black Spy's Tank / Helicopter)

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Antonio Prohias

The Lighter Side Of...

Department: Berg's-Eye View

Artist, Writer: Dave Berg

MAD's Really Relevant Collection Of Lists

Department: Compiling It On

Writer: Frank Jacobs Artist: John Caldwell

TV and Movie Credits You Probably Missed

Department: Crawl Of The Wild

Writer: Mike Snider

More Mad Switcheroos

Department: From Bad To Reverse

Writer: Frank Jacobs Artist: Al Jaffee

A (The Turtle and The Hare) Modern Day Fairy Tale

Department: Turtle Whacks

Writer: Don Edwing Artist: Bob Jones

Look Who's Squawking

Department: Child A-Bruce

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Angelo Torres

The Longwinded Laboratory Liquidation

Department: Tales From The Duck Side Part 2

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

If Famous Movies Were Made Into Comic Strips

Department: Media-Morphosis

Artist, Writer: Russ Cooper

MAD's Ultimate T.V. Remote Control

Department: Zaps All, Folks!

Artist: George Woodbridge Writer: Mark A. Dressler

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: A "Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions" Smoking

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Back Cover: Night Deposit

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Don Edwing