MAD Magazine #511

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Contents Page

Page: 1

Letters & Tomatoes

Page: 2

Advertisement for The Mad Fold-In Collection: 1964-2010

Page: 3

Advertisement for Subscriptions with Alfred E. Neuman portrait offer

Page: 7

The Fundalini Pages

• What Changes and What Stays the Same With Ashton Kutcher Joining Two and a Half Men

  Artist: Hermann Mejia Writer: Matt Lassen

  Page: 8

• Pet Peeves of Major League Batboys

  Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

  Page: 8

• You May Have Taken This Hipster Thing Too Far If...

  Artist, Writer: Kenny Keil

  Page: 9

• If Politicians' Names Reflected the Scandals They're Hiding

  Writer: Kit Lively Artist: Marc Hempel

  Page: 9

• LeLievre and Let LeLievre

  Artist, Writer: Glen LeLievre

  Page: 9

• Monkeys Are Always Funny

  Page: 9

• Signs That Your Parents Are Trying to Kill You

  Writer: Kit Lively Artist: Peter Bagge

  Page: 10

• Sutton for Punishment - Star Wars films reduction

  Artist, Writer: Ward Sutton

  Page: 10

• 6 Degrees of Separation Between Anyone and Anything - Can You Link U.S. Autoworkers to an Oompa-Loompa?

  Page: 10

• Phool's Gold Exchange (MAD Ad Parody)

  Writer: Dick DeBartolo

  Page: 11

• Plugged Nickel

  Artist, Writer: Scott Nickel

  Page: 12

• Celebrity Cause-of-Death Betting Odds - Blake Lively

  Artist: Sam Viviano

  Page: 12

• Bitterman

  Artist, Writer: Garth Gerhart

  Page: 12

Advertisement for Insanely Awesome Mad Book

Page: 13

Parks and Regurgitation

Department: Poehler Expedition

Artist: Tom Richmond Writer: Arnie Kogen

Page: 14

Dictators Next to be Overthrown

Department: Waiting for the other Coup to drop

Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Jeff Kruse

Page: 20

12 Good Things About Your Smoking Addiction

Department: Ash Backwards

Artist, Writer: Teresa Burns Parkhurst

Page: 22

Spy vs. Spy - 50 years - 1961-2011 - Introduction Page

Photographer: Irving Schild

Page: 24

MAD Foldout Poster with Blank Spy Action Figures

Artist: Tom Bunk Artist: Al Jaffee Artist: Peter Kuper Artist: Peter Bagge Artist: Dave Croatto Artist: Jacob Lambert Artist: Hermann Mejia Artist: David Anson Russo Artist: Liz Lomax Artist: Bob Staake Artist: Jonathan Edwards Artist: Michael Allred Artist: Andy Ross Artist: Bill Amend Artist: John "Derf" Backderf Artist: Lisa Barnstone Artist: Andrew Bell Artist: Matthieu "McBess" Bessudo Artist: Jon Burgerman Artist: Simon Doonan Artist: Loise "Felt Mistress" Evans Artist: Sam Flores Artist: Brian Flynn Artist: Jason Freeny Artist: George Gaspar Artist: Mr. Shane Jessup Artist: Steve Kiwus Artist: Randy Klimpert Artist: Shawn Knapp Artist: Abe Lincoln Jr. Artist: Mark Marek Artist: Claudia "Claw" Money Artist: Brandon Ortwein Artist: Tom Otterness Artist: Dave Perillo Artist: Presspop Artist: The Prohias Family Artist: Jay Shuster Artist: Gavin Strange Artist: Tracy Tubera Artist: Diana Weissman Artist: Andrew "Sket One" Yasgar Artist: Bubi Au Yeung

Page: 25

New Editions of Angry Birds We'd Like to See

Department: Level Slaying Field

Artist: Charles Akins

Page: 33

Overheard at the Kardashian Wedding

Department: Here comes the Wide

Writer: Jacob Lambert Writer: Jeff Kruse Artist: Rick Tulka Colorist: Tom Luth

Page: 36

Planet TAD!!!!!

Department: In Blog we Trust

Writer: Tim Carvell Artist: Brian Durniak

Page: 38

A Mad Look At Lady Gaga

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Page: 40

Satellite TV Listings

Department: True Grid

Writer: Jeff Kruse

Page: 44

Mad Presents Still More Facts That Sound For a Second Like They Might Be True... But Aren't

Department: Taht's False, Folks!

Artist: Kevin Pope Writer: Justin Heimberg

Page: 46

The Strip Club

• "Optical Illusions"

  Artist: Vic Black

  Page: 47

• lil Popi

  Artist: Box Brown

  Page: 48

• It Only Hurts When I Laugh

  Artist: Christopher Baldwin

  Page: 48

• Coombs & Coombs

  Artist: Jason Coates

  Page: 49

• That Sinking Feeling

  Artist: Jason Yungbluth

  Page: 49

• Got Your Nose

  Artist: Jacob Lambert

  Page: 49

• Just Below the Surface: The True Origin of Superman

  Artist: Douglas Paszkiewicz

  Page: 50

Advertisement for Mad's Greatest Artists - Sergio Aragonés - Five Decades of His Finest Works

Page: 51

Spy vs. Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Peter Kuper

Page: 52

Disturbing Facts About the Incoming Freshman Class of 2015

Department: Dorm Room with a View

Writer: Scott Maiko

Page: 56

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: Fold-In - Where has the housing market taken an especially bad hit?

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

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