MAD Magazine #301

Cover: "In This Issue We Block Out The New Kids!"

Cover Artist: Richard Williams

Real ad Super Special Fall 1991 (Collector's Series #1) / Super Special Summer 1991

Table of Contents

Random Sampling of Reader Mail

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Gauche

Department: The Plight Of The Living Dead

Artist: Angelo Torres Writer: Stan Hart

The Surprising Seafaring Scenario

Department: Tales From The Duck Side Part 1

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

Just What Is An Eternal Optimist???

Department: Every Clod Has A Silver Lining

Writer: John Prete Artist: Gerry Gersten

Basic Underlying Premises Of Various Products, Trends, And Ideas

Department: Theory-Eyed

Artist: John Caldwell Writer: Mike Snider

New Kids Albums Of The 21st century

Department: Block To The Future

Writer: Charlie Kadau Writer: Joe Raiola Artist: Greg Theakston

Spy Vs. Spy (Rubber Cannon)

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Antonio Prohias

The Lighter Side Of...

Department: Berg's-Eye View

Artist, Writer: Dave Berg

The Receptionist's Revolting Resolution

Department: Tales From The Duck Side Part 2

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

The Hymn Of The Battered Republic

Department: Frank On A Roll

Writer: Frank Jacobs Artist: George Woodbridge

Little-Known (And Rarely Called) Sports Infractions

Department: Getting Your Fouls In An Uproar

Artist: Jack Davis Writer: Mike Snider

Warning Labels Of The Future Designed To Head Off Potential Lawsuits

Department: An Embarrassment Of Richard's

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Bob Clarke

The New Benchmarks, Records And Barriers That Mankind Is Rapidly Approaching, Part 1

Department: Soaring To New Frights

Artist: Sergio Aragonés Writer: Mike Snider

The Bloodcurdling Blue-Cross Brouhaha

Department: Tales From The Duck Side Part 3

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

The Real Demographics Of Various TV Audiences, Volume II

Department: Stat's Entertainment

Artist: Bob Clarke Writer: Mike Snider

A Knack For Phobias

Department: Another Close Crawl

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Dick DeBartolo

New Lifestyle Magazines For Huge Untapped Audiences

Department: Publishers Jeering House

Writer: Mike Snider Artist: John Pound

A MAD Guide On How To Look Upscale

Department: Disguise The Limit

Artist, Writer: Paul Peter Porges

A Mad Peek...Behind The Scenes (The TV News Business)

Department: Anchors, Oy Vey!

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Lou Silverstone

Mad Magazine's Reader's Competition

Department: Prose and Contest

Writer: Charlie Kadau Writer: Joe Raiola

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: The Ominous Death-Dealing Device That Continues To Threaten Future Generations

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Back Cover: We're Proud! -- Our Employee Of The Month

Writer: Bob Lizarraga Photographer: Black Melvin, Inc.