MAD Magazine #301 MAD Magazine (USA) Updated: May 21st, 2019 Country: USAEdition: 1st Edition - New YorkCompany: E.C. Publications, Inc.Published: March 1st, 1991Cover: In this issue we block out the New Kids!Sale price: $1.75Pages: 52Format: Magazine Editorial Cover Artist: Richard Williams Cover Variations AustraliaBrasilFinlandGreat BritainGermanySouth AfricaSwedenUSA Featured characters Patrick Swayze (Actor) Table of ContentsCover: "In This Issue We Block Out The New Kids!"Cover Artist: Richard WilliamsReal ad Super Special Fall 1991 (Collector's Series #1) / Super Special Summer 1991Table of ContentsRandom Sampling of Reader MailDepartment: Letters and TomatoesGaucheDepartment: The Plight Of The Living DeadArtist: Angelo Torres Writer: Stan HartThe Surprising Seafaring ScenarioDepartment: Tales From The Duck Side Part 1Artist, Writer: Don EdwingJust What Is An Eternal Optimist???Department: Every Clod Has A Silver LiningWriter: John Prete Artist: Gerry GerstenBasic Underlying Premises Of Various Products, Trends, And IdeasDepartment: Theory-EyedArtist: John Caldwell Writer: Mike SniderNew Kids Albums Of The 21st centuryDepartment: Block To The FutureWriter: Charlie Kadau Writer: Joe Raiola Artist: Greg TheakstonSpy Vs. Spy (Rubber Cannon)Department: Joke and DaggerArtist, Writer: Antonio ProhiasThe Lighter Side Of...Department: Berg's-Eye ViewArtist, Writer: Dave BergThe Receptionist's Revolting ResolutionDepartment: Tales From The Duck Side Part 2Artist, Writer: Don EdwingThe Hymn Of The Battered RepublicDepartment: Frank On A RollWriter: Frank Jacobs Artist: George WoodbridgeLittle-Known (And Rarely Called) Sports InfractionsDepartment: Getting Your Fouls In An UproarArtist: Jack Davis Writer: Mike SniderReprinted in: US MAD Magazine #21Warning Labels Of The Future Designed To Head Off Potential LawsuitsDepartment: An Embarrassment Of Richard'sWriter: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Bob ClarkeThe New Benchmarks, Records And Barriers That Mankind Is Rapidly Approaching, Part 1Department: Soaring To New FrightsArtist: Sergio Aragonés Writer: Mike SniderThe Bloodcurdling Blue-Cross BrouhahaDepartment: Tales From The Duck Side Part 3Artist, Writer: Don EdwingThe Real Demographics Of Various TV Audiences, Volume IIDepartment: Stat's EntertainmentArtist: Bob Clarke Writer: Mike SniderA Knack For PhobiasDepartment: Another Close CrawlArtist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Dick DeBartoloNew Lifestyle Magazines For Huge Untapped AudiencesDepartment: Publishers Jeering HouseWriter: Mike Snider Artist: John PoundA MAD Guide On How To Look UpscaleDepartment: Disguise The LimitArtist, Writer: Paul Peter PorgesA Mad Peek...Behind The Scenes (The TV News Business)Department: Anchors, Oy Vey!Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Lou SilverstoneMad Magazine's Reader's CompetitionDepartment: Prose and ContestWriter: Charlie Kadau Writer: Joe RaiolaDrawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)Artist, Writer: Sergio AragonésBack Cover Inside: The Ominous Death-Dealing Device That Continues To Threaten Future GenerationsArtist, Writer: Al JaffeeBack Cover: We're Proud! -- Our Employee Of The MonthWriter: Bob Lizarraga Photographer: Black Melvin, Inc.