MAD Magazine #301

Cover: "In This Issue We Block Out The New Kids!"

Contributors:

Richard Williams

Real ad Super Special Fall 1991 (Collector's Series #1) / Super Special Summer 1991

Table of Contents

Random Sampling of Reader Mail

Department:

Letters and Tomatoes

Gauche

Department:

The Plight Of The Living Dead

Contributors:

Angelo Torres, Stan Hart

The Surprising Seafaring Scenario

Department:

Tales From The Duck Side Part 1

Contributors:

Don Edwing

Just What Is An Eternal Optimist???

Department:

Every Clod Has A Silver Lining

Contributors:

John Prete, Gerry Gersten

Basic Underlying Premises Of Various Products, Trends, And Ideas

Department:

Theory-Eyed

Contributors:

John Caldwell, Mike Snider

New Kids Albums Of The 21st century

Department:

Block To The Future

Contributors:

Charlie Kadau, Joe Raiola, Greg Theakston

Spy Vs. Spy (Rubber Cannon)

Department:

Joke and Dagger

Contributors:

Antonio Prohias

The Lighter Side Of...

Department:

Berg's-Eye View

Contributors:

Dave Berg

The Receptionist's Revolting Resolution

Department:

Tales From The Duck Side Part 2

Contributors:

Don Edwing

The Hymn Of The Battered Republic

Department:

Frank On A Roll

Contributors:

Frank Jacobs, George Woodbridge

Little-Known (And Rarely Called) Sports Infractions

Department:

Getting Your Fouls In An Uproar

Contributors:

Jack Davis, Mike Snider

Warning Labels Of The Future Designed To Head Off Potential Lawsuits

Department:

An Embarrassment Of Richard's

Contributors:

Dick DeBartolo, Bob Clarke

The New Benchmarks, Records And Barriers That Mankind Is Rapidly Approaching, Part 1

Department:

Soaring To New Frights

Contributors:

Sergio Aragonés, Mike Snider

The Bloodcurdling Blue-Cross Brouhaha

Department:

Tales From The Duck Side Part 3

Contributors:

Don Edwing

The Real Demographics Of Various TV Audiences, Volume II

Department:

Stat's Entertainment

Contributors:

Bob Clarke, Mike Snider

A Knack For Phobias

Department:

Another Close Crawl

Contributors:

Paul Coker, Jr., Dick DeBartolo

New Lifestyle Magazines For Huge Untapped Audiences

Department:

Publishers Jeering House

Contributors:

Mike Snider, John Pound

A MAD Guide On How To Look Upscale

Department:

Disguise The Limit

Contributors:

Paul Peter Porges

A Mad Peek...Behind The Scenes (The TV News Business)

Department:

Anchors, Oy Vey!

Contributors:

Mort Drucker, Lou Silverstone

Mad Magazine's Reader's Competition

Department:

Prose and Contest

Contributors:

Charlie Kadau, Joe Raiola

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Contributors:

Sergio Aragonés

Inside Back Cover: The Ominous Death-Dealing Device That Continues To Threaten Future Generations

Contributors:

Al Jaffee

Back Cover: We're Proud! -- Our Employee Of The Month

Contributors:

Bob Lizarraga, Black Melvin, Inc.