MAD Magazine #284

Cover: Roger Rabbit

Contributors:

Richard Williams

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Table of Contents

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Letters

Biggie

Department:

Hanks Giving Turkey

Contributors:

Mort Drucker, Arnie Kogen

The Appalling Amazon Appetizer

Department:

Tales From The Duck Side Part 1

Contributors:

Don Edwing

MAD Re-Examines Some Wise Old Sayings

Department:

It Doesn't Adage Up

Contributors:

Paul Coker, Jr., Tom Koch

Careers For Athletes Past Their Prime

Department:

Entering The Jock Market

Contributors:

Jack Davis, Paul Peter Porges

Play Pictionary With The Mad Artists

Department:

Quick Draw Guffaw

Contributors:

Sergio Aragonés, Dave Berg, Paul Coker, Jr., Jack Davis, Mort Drucker, Don Edwing, Al Jaffee, Harvey Kurtzman, Paul Peter Porges, Antonio Prohias, Angelo Torres, Sam Viviano, Richard Williams, George Woodbridge, Bob Jones, Bob Clarke, John Caldwell, Gerry Gersten, John Prete

15 Reasons Why Only Mindless Idiots Can "Have a Nice Day"

Department:

Ignorance Is Blitzed

Contributors:

John Caldwell, Tom Koch

Numbing To America

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Throne For a Loss

Contributors:

Sam Viviano, Stan Hart

The Cockamamie Congo Cookout

Department:

Tales From The Duck Side Part 2

Contributors:

Don Edwing

A MAD People Watcher's Guide To a Shopping Mall At Christmas

Department:

Claus and Effect

Contributors:

Sergio Aragonés, Mike Snider

The Lighter Side Of...

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Berg's-Eye View

Contributors:

Dave Berg

The Real Demographics Of Various TV Audiences

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Stat's Entertainment

Contributors:

Bob Clarke, Mike Snider

When Scandals Completely Take Over The News

Department:

Every Story Has Immoral

Contributors:

Al Jaffee, Tom Koch

Only When You're In a Hurry...

Department:

Delay's The Thing

Contributors:

Paul Peter Porges

Spy vs. Spy (Water Safe In Sub)

Department:

Joke and Dagger

Contributors:

Antonio Prohias

The Last Resort

Department:

The Linking Memorial

Contributors:

George Woodbridge, Charlie Kadau, Joe Raiola

Who De-Famed Roger Rabbit

Department:

Go Ahead, Animate My Day

Contributors:

Dick DeBartolo, Angelo Torres

The Sizzling South Seas Supper

Department:

Tales From The Duck Side Part 3

Contributors:

Don Edwing

Mad's Christmas Believe It or Nuts!

Department:

An Embarrassment Of Richard's

Contributors:

Dick DeBartolo, Bob Clarke

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Contributors:

Sergio Aragonés

Inside Back Cover: What one thing makes life in the fast lane possible?

Contributors:

Al Jaffee

Back Cover: Decision '88 - Dukakis or Bush? Just Say No!