MAD Magazine #291

Cover: Special Mutant Turtle Issue

Contributors:

Sam Viviano

Real ad Mad Subscription Pitch

Random Sampling of Reader Mail

Department:

Letters and Tomatoes

Real Ad for Mad's All New "Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions" by Al Jaffee Paperback

The Blunder Years

Department:

Sixties-Something

Contributors:

Sam Viviano, Stan Hart

The Lusty Ledge Legend

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Tales From The Duck Side Part 1

Contributors:

Don Edwing

Compu-Doc Self-Service Medical Terminal

Department:

View To An Ill

Contributors:

Paul Coker, Jr., Floyd Kemske

More Items From Mad's Celebrity Supermarket

Department:

Big-Name Brands

Contributors:

Charlie Kadau, Joe Raiola, Bob Clarke

Spy vs. Spy vs. Spy (Nitroglycerin Wine)

Department:

Joke and Dagger

Contributors:

Antonio Prohias

Why Are You Sure To Win The Next Magazine Publishers Sweepstakes

Department:

For Your Prize Only

Contributors:

John Caldwell, Tom Koch

MAD's Political Image Maker Of The Year

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Reaching New Hypes Of Absurdity

Contributors:

Angelo Torres, Lou Silverstone

The Feathered Feeding Frenzy

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Tales From The Duck Side Part 2

Contributors:

Don Edwing

Baseball At The Bat

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Frank On a Roll

Contributors:

Frank Jacobs, James Warhola

Fleeting "Stars" Of The Six O'Clock News

Department:

This Just In... And Out

Contributors:

Paul Peter Porges

No Hoax Barred

Department:

Hogan's Zeroes

Contributors:

Jack Davis, Stan Hart

The Jarring Jungle Joyride

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Tales From The Duck Side Part 3

Contributors:

Don Edwing

MAD's Big Ego Busters

Department:

Deflater Mouth

Contributors:

Al Jaffee, Stan Hart

How Newspapers Write Misleading Headlines

Department:

Schlock The Presses

Contributors:

Paul Laikin

A Mad Look At Ghosts

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Serge-In General

Contributors:

Sergio Aragonés

The Lighter Side Of...

Department:

Berg's-Eye View

Contributors:

Dave Berg

Inbanana Jones and His Last Crude Days

Department:

Ford-Gone Conclusion

Contributors:

Dick DeBartolo, Mort Drucker

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Contributors:

Sergio Aragonés

Inside Back Cover: When it comes to protecting us, where is our government's weakest link?

Contributors:

Al Jaffee

Back Cover: Mad's Gallery Of Lesser-Known Ninja Turtles

Contributors:

Greg Theakston, Mike Snider