MAD Magazine #470 
Editorial
- Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson
Featured characters
Table of Contents
The Fundalini Pages; "Bitterman", "The Puzzle Nook", "Saddam Sez", "Vey to go!", "The NFLs Ref Report: This month - Beauty and the Beast", "The fast 5 likely future quotes from Ann Coulter", "Troubling Signs that your parents actually are crazy", "Other comic book character secrets following batwomans coming out of the closet...", "Fundalini Foto News: President Bush rubs German cancellor Angela M
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Author: Jacob Lambert Author: Jack Syracuse Author: P.C. Vey Author: Jeff Kruse Author: Scott Maiko Author: Teresa Burns Parkhurst Author: Kiernan P. Schmitt Author: Garth Gerhart Author: Patrick Merrel Author: Rich Powell Author: Johnny Ryan Author: Adam Zyglis
Page: 8
How lame is Earl (My name is Earl Parody)
Department: Swindlers List
Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: David Shayne
Page: 12
Back to school look at the common miscues, flubs & screw-ups of the novice class clown
Department: The Jokes on Youth
Artist, Writer: John Caldwell
Page: 18
The Strip Club: Me, myself and my Puppet
Department: Pen and Stink
Artist, Writer: John Kovaleski
Page: 33
The Strip Club: Middle School Nostradamus
Department: Pen and Stink
Writer: Simon Rich Artist: M.K. Perker
Page: 34
The Strip Club: Your only defense against the Zeitgeist!
Department: Pen and Stink
Artist, Writer: Don Asmussen
Page: 34
The Strip Club: Just below the surface
Department: Pen and Stink
Artist, Writer: Douglas Paszkiewicz
Page: 35
The Strip Club: Father O Flannitys: Hot Tub Confessions with special guests: The Olsen Twins!!
Department: Pen and Stink
Artist, Writer: Keith Knight
Page: 35
The Strip Club: Why Cartoons should not smoke
Department: Pen and Stink
Artist, Writer: Glen LeLievre
Page: 36
The DMV road test for the real world
Department: The wheel deal
Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Jacob Lambert
Page: 39
10 things not to say during a hospital visit
Department: The sick sense
Artist, Writer: Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Page: 42
Monroe and... The new beginning
Department: Angsters Paradise
Writer: Anthony Barbieri Artist: Tom Fowler
Page: 45
Childrens holiday characters from round the world
Department: Breaking the lore
Artist: Hermann Mejia Writer: Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Page: 50
7 periods closer to death: AP Tests Sat 8 am
Department: Another Brick in the Rall
Artist, Writer: Ted Rall
Page: 52
Yells Kitchen (Hells Kitchen Parody)
Department: If cooks could kill
Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Tom Richmond
Page: 56
