Editorial
- Cover Artist: Drew Friedman
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Cover: "O.J. Shocker! Real Contents Of Secret Envelope Finally Revealed!"
Cover Artist: Drew Friedman
How TV Networks Can Work Simpson Trial Updates Into Their Regular Programming
Department: Court In The Act
Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: John Boni
Not-So-Subtle Signs Your Parents Think It's Time You Moved Out Of The House
Department: Eviction Noticed
Artist: Greg Theakston Writer: Dennis Snee
Louis Farrakhan Christmas Carols
Department: Frank On a Roll
Artist: Drew Friedman Writer: Frank Jacobs
Names Of Music Groups As They Appear Elsewhere In Our Lives
Department: Identity For Two
Writer: Charlie Kadau
America's Most Noteworthy Science Fair Projects... That Lost!
Department: He Who Labs Last
Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Charlie Kadau Writer: Joe Raiola
Back Cover Inside: The Horrible Sickness That Has Recently Been Linked To Smoking
Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee
Back Cover: Great Moments In Merchandising (An Official Disney Animation "Hard Cel")
Artist: Richard Williams