MAD Magazine #382

MAD Magazine #382 • USA • 1st Edition - New York
1st Edition - New York
June 1st, 1999
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Table of Contents

Subscription Advertisement - Dan Brown dressed as a bee

Writer: Joe Raiola Photographer: Irving Schild

Contents Page

"When it comes to personal conduct, always set the bar high - it makes it much easier to sneak underneath!"

Department: Alfred E. Neuman Quotes

Advertisement for Mad Star Wars Spectacular - Summer 1999



Department: They get by with a little help from their Franz

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Arnie Kogen

Spy vs. Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Peter Kuper

Monroe &... Las Vegas - Part II

Department: Angster's Paradise

Artist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony Barbieri

A Mad Look at RollerJam

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Jalopy Shopper -- Your Totaled Transportation Tabloid

Photographer: Irving Schild Writer: Jeff Kruse

ne Fine Day at the Chiropractors' Convention

Department: Snap Cackle Pop

Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Don Edwing

The Female Basketball Association 1999 Preview

Department: Babes in Boyland

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Artist: Grey Blackwell Writer: Jeff Kruse

The Lighter Side of...

Department: Berg's Eye View

Artist, Writer: Dave Berg


Department: Living Mel is the Best Revenge

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Angelo Torres

So You Want to be a Big-Time Network TV Sports Director!

Department: Let's go to the Video Tips

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

Summertime with the Single Career Girl in the Big City

Department: Feminine Hijinx

Writer: Peggy Doody Artist: Shary Flenniken

If Truth in Advertising Laws Applied to Comic Book Previews

Department: Pulp Nonfiction

Writer: Barry Liebmann Artist: Amanda Conner

Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Shaquille O'Neal

Department: Grieving Las Vegas

Artist: Hermann Mejia Writer: Mike Snider

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: What New Sport Has Recently Been Added to the Olympics?

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Back Cover: A Message From The Film Obliteration Society

Writer: Russ Cooper Photographer: Irving Schild