Editorial
- Cover Artist: Richard Williams
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Table of Contents
Unsuccessful Fund-Raising Events For Little Known Special Interest Groups
Department: Behind The Donate Ball
Artist: Al Jaffee Writer: Chris Gudgeon
Duck Edwing's Twisted World Of Magic and Illusion
Department: Tricks Are For Kidding
Artist, Writer: Don Edwing
Having "Baby Boomers" For Parents Means...
Department: The Generation Crap
Artist: Rick Tulka Writer: Mike Snider
Practical Joke Items For The Pet Hater
Department: When Beast Meets Jest
Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Frank Santopadre
A TV News Editor's "Experts To Call In a Pinch" File
Department: Flipping Through The Rolo-Dreks
Writer: Tom Koch Artist: Marshall Vandruff Artist: Larry Friedrich
Pick Up Lines To Use In Less Than Sterling Situations
Department: Hitting The Singles Barbs
Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Lori Kolman
Baseball's Most Important Spring Training Drills
Department: The Ploys Of Summer
Artist, Writer: John Caldwell
Contractual Obligations We'd Like to See Some Celebrities Agree To
Department: Clause and Defects
Writer: Russ Cooper Artist: Mort Drucker
What's Hot With The Blue Dot (Or What To Wear If You're An Alleged Victim)
Department: In, Damned Spot!
Artist: Al Jaffee
Back Cover Inside: The Potential Disaster That The Florida People Are Bracing Themselves For
Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee
Back Cover: Other Superhero Deaths
Artist: Angelo Torres Writer: Barry Liebmann
Reprinted in: US MAD Magazine #15