MAD Magazine #319

Cover: Alfred E. Neuman and Dracula

Cover Artist: Richard Williams

Real ad Mad Super Special September 1993 (Sitcoms)

Table of Contents

Random Sampling of Reader Mail

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Advertisement for Lime Rock Mad Trading Cards

Drek-Ula

Department: Humor In a Coppola Vein

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Mort Drucker

Unsuccessful Fund-Raising Events For Little Known Special Interest Groups

Department: Behind The Donate Ball

Artist: Al Jaffee Writer: Chris Gudgeon

The Lighter Side Of...

Department: Berg's-Eye View

Artist, Writer: Dave Berg

Duck Edwing's Twisted World Of Magic and Illusion

Department: Tricks Are For Kidding

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

Having "Baby Boomers" For Parents Means...

Department: The Generation Crap

Artist: Rick Tulka Writer: Mike Snider

Practical Joke Items For The Pet Hater

Department: When Beast Meets Jest

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Frank Santopadre

MAD Concert Maze

Department: Funny Is The Route Of All Evil

Artist: David Anson Russo

Blunder Siege

Department: A Man For All Seizin's

Artist: Angelo Torres Writer: Stan Hart

A TV News Editor's "Experts To Call In a Pinch" File

Department: Flipping Through The Rolo-Dreks

Writer: Tom Koch Artist: Marshall Vandruff Artist: Larry Friedrich

Pick Up Lines To Use In Less Than Sterling Situations

Department: Hitting The Singles Barbs

Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Lori Kolman

Baseball's Most Important Spring Training Drills

Department: The Ploys Of Summer

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

Spy Vs. Spy (Battering Ram)

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Antonio Prohias

Reprinted in: US MAD Magazine #18

Contractual Obligations We'd Like to See Some Celebrities Agree To

Department: Clause and Defects

Writer: Russ Cooper Artist: Mort Drucker

A Mad Look at The Bible

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

We're The Stars Of The Ball Game

Department: Frank On a Roll

Artist: Jack Davis Writer: Frank Jacobs

What's Hot With The Blue Dot (Or What To Wear If You're An Alleged Victim)

Department: In, Damned Spot!

Artist: Al Jaffee

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: The Potential Disaster That The Florida People Are Bracing Themselves For

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Back Cover: Other Superhero Deaths

Artist: Angelo Torres Writer: Barry Liebmann

Reprinted in: US MAD Magazine #15