MAD Magazine #319

Cover: Alfred E. Neuman and Dracula

Contributors:

Richard Williams

Real ad Mad Super Special September 1993 (Sitcoms)

Table of Contents

Random Sampling of Reader Mail

Department:

Letters and Tomatoes

Advertisement for Lime Rock Mad Trading Cards

Drek-Ula

Department:

Humor In a Coppola Vein

Contributors:

Dick DeBartolo, Mort Drucker

Unsuccessful Fund-Raising Events For Little Known Special Interest Groups

Department:

Behind The Donate Ball

Contributors:

Al Jaffee, Chris Gudgeon

The Lighter Side Of...

Department:

Berg's-Eye View

Contributors:

Dave Berg

Duck Edwing's Twisted World Of Magic and Illusion

Department:

Tricks Are For Kidding

Contributors:

Don Edwing

Having "Baby Boomers" For Parents Means...

Department:

The Generation Crap

Contributors:

Rick Tulka, Mike Snider

Practical Joke Items For The Pet Hater

Department:

When Beast Meets Jest

Contributors:

Paul Coker, Jr., Frank Santopadre

MAD Concert Maze

Department:

Funny Is The Route Of All Evil

Contributors:

David Anson Russo

Blunder Siege

Department:

A Man For All Seizin's

Contributors:

Angelo Torres, Stan Hart

A TV News Editor's "Experts To Call In a Pinch" File

Department:

Flipping Through The Rolo-Dreks

Contributors:

Tom Koch, Marshall Vandruff, Larry Friedrich

Pick Up Lines To Use In Less Than Sterling Situations

Department:

Hitting The Singles Barbs

Contributors:

Tom Bunk, Lori Kolman

Baseball's Most Important Spring Training Drills

Department:

The Ploys Of Summer

Contributors:

John Caldwell

Spy Vs. Spy (Battering Ram)

Department:

Joke and Dagger

Contributors:

Antonio Prohias

Contractual Obligations We'd Like to See Some Celebrities Agree To

Department:

Clause and Defects

Contributors:

Russ Cooper, Mort Drucker

A Mad Look at The Bible

Department:

Serge-In General

Contributors:

Sergio Aragonés

We're The Stars Of The Ball Game

Department:

Frank On a Roll

Contributors:

Jack Davis, Frank Jacobs

What's Hot With The Blue Dot (Or What To Wear If You're An Alleged Victim)

Department:

In, Damned Spot!

Contributors:

Al Jaffee

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Contributors:

Sergio Aragonés

Inside Back Cover: The Potential Disaster That The Florida People Are Bracing Themselves For

Contributors:

Al Jaffee

Back Cover: Other Superhero Deaths

Contributors:

Angelo Torres, Barry Liebmann