MAD Magazine #504

Contents Page

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"People who favor racial profiling should be sent back to where they came from!"

Department: Alfred E. Neuman Quotes

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Letters & Tomatoes

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The Fundalini Pages

• What if a Member of the New York Yankees Was a Serial Killer?

  Artist: Dave Croatto

  Page: 6

• Vey to Go

  Artist, Writer: P.C. Vey

  Page: 6

• The 5 Worst Things About 3D Movies

  Writer: Jacob Lambert Artist: Evan Dorkin Artist: Sarah Dyer

  Page: 6

• New Problems Popping Up In Toyotas

  Artist: Tom Bunk

  Page: 7

• The Least Popular Summer Camps

  Page: 7

• Spotlight on American Universities - College Hall at University Station

  Artist: Charles Akins Writer: Jeff Kruse

  Page: 7

• New Features on the Iron Man 2 Suit

  Writer: Darren Johnson

  Page: 7

• Calvin and Jobs - how to stop Apple's stock slide

  Writer: Jacob Lambert Artist: Gary Hallgren

  Page: 8

• The Ryan's Den

  Artist, Writer: Ryan Pagelow

  Page: 8

• Celebrity Cause of Death Betting Odds - TMZ's Harvey Levin

  Artist: Sam Viviano

  Page: 8

• Coming Next Season to Animal Planet

  Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Don Edwing

  Page: 8

Subscription Advertisement - Jeffrey Lozenge dressed as a viking

Writer: Joe Raiola Photographer: Irving Schild

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The Fundalini Pages

• Latest Classified Ads

  Writer: Scott Maiko

  Page: 10

• The NFL's Ref Report - The Karate Kid

  Writer: Kiernan P. Schmitt

  Page: 10

• Signs You're Too Fat to Travel on a Commercial Airline

  Artist: Bob Staake

  Page: 10

Mad Rates the iPad for Various Demographics

Department: Take This, Jobs, And Shove It

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

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Toyota Story

Department: Cars and Defect

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Tom Richmond

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Bieber Versus...

Department: Comparison Chopping

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A Mad Look At The Twilight Saga

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés Colorist: Tom Luth

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The Mad World of... Lying and Cheating

Department: The Agony of Deceit

Artist: Marc Hempel Writer: Stan Sinberg

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The A-Hole Team

Department: A MAD Poster Parody

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Mr. T Tweets While Watching The A-Team

Department: Designated Tweeter

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9 Unmistakable Signs That You're Not Quite Over Your Ex

Department: The Incredible Sulk

Artist, Writer: Teresa Burns Parkhurst

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Reich Guard

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The Strip Club

• Jungle Jeff

  Artist: Dan Thompson

  Page: 33

• Rex in the City

  Artist: Dustin Glick

  Page: 33

• It Only Hurts When I Laugh

  Artist: Christopher Baldwin

  Page: 34

• Projectile Vomit Baby

  Artist: Scott Nickel

  Page: 35

• Just Below the Surface

  Artist: Douglas Paszkiewicz

  Page: 35

• Fantabulaman

  Artist: Ted Rall

  Page: 36

The KFC Triple By-Pass!

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Photographer: Irving Schild

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More Sarah Palin Speaking Contract Demands

Department: The Diva is in the Details

Artist: Drew Friedman Writer: David Shayne

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Spy vs. Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Peter Kuper

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12 Reasons We Hate Cell Phones

Department: Can You Jeer Me Now?

Artist: Peter Bagge Writer: Barry Liebmann

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Advertisement for various Mad Books

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scamazon.com

Department: Website Parody

Writer: Scott Maiko

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Pestco

Writer: Jeff Kruse

Page: 48

Archie Marries Jughead

Department: A Grooms' Day Scenario

Writer: Charlie Kadau Artist: Robert Sikoryak

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The Mad Vault - 1992

Department: The Articles Formerly known as Reprints

Author: Sergio Aragonés Author: Jack Davis Author: Desmond Devlin Author: Mort Drucker Author: Don Edwing Author: Frank Jacobs Author: Angelo Torres Author: Richard Williams Author: George Woodbridge Author: Charlie Kadau Author: Joe Raiola Author: Harry North Author: Irving Schild Author: John Caldwell Author: Stan Hart Author: Rick Tulka Author: John Prete Author: Thomas Hachtman Author: Henry Clark Author: Michael Goodwin

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One Afternoon in the Confessional

Department: Father Knows Molest

Artist: Hermann Mejia

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Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: Fold-In - What situation has many Americans sickened and disgusted?

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee