MAD Magazine #550

Cover

Artist: Mark Fredrickson

Have a Fabulous, Wonderful, Great Day

Table of Contents

Artist, Colorist: The Usual Gang of Idiots

Letters and Tomatoes

Artist, Colorist: The Usual Gang of Idiots

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The Fundalini Pages

• The Fast Five - How to Protect Yourself Against Hackers

  Artist: Ed Steckley Writer: Kenny Keil

• Startling Revelations in the JFK Assassination Papers

• Adams' Bomb - there's food here

  Artist, Writer: Jon Adams

• The Cover We Didn't Use - trapped Alfred chews through own leg

  Artist: Ray Alma Writer: Michael Gallagher

• Almost Perfect Universe - helping an old lady cross the street

  Artist, Writer: Dakota McFadzean

• Useful Things to do with Your Old Fidget Spinner

  Artist: Rich Powell Writer: Mike Morse

• A Walk in the Parkhurst - old timey colonoscopies

  Artist, Writer: Teresa Burns Parkhurst

• The John Shamcrock Retirement Plan

  Artist, Writer: Nathan Cooper

• The Faster Five - Tips for Using Social Media in the Post-Apocalypse

  Artist: Jonathan Edwards Writer: Chris Carson

• National Monuments in Your House

  Artist: John Kerschbaum Writer: Matt Lassen

• Little-Known Benefits of Store Rewards Cards

  Artist, Writer: Evan Waite

• The Yungbluth and the Restless - stranded on cartoon islands

  Artist, Writer: Jason Yungbluth

• Slogans for Toys You Shouldn't Buy

  Writer: Jeff Kruse

• Literal Logos for Pro Sports Teams

  Artist: Timothy Shamey Writer: Seppo Virtanen

  Reprinted in: US MAD Magazine #21

• What to Expect from Amazon's Home Entry Delivery Service

  Artist: Sam Sisco

• Mad's Tips for "Cutting the Cord"

  Artist: Jose Garibaldi Writer: Kenny Keil

• Fundalini Correction - Monkeys: NOT Always Funny

• Worst-Selling National Geographic Books

  Writer: Jeff Kruse

• A Bit of Hanky-Panckeri - her first acronym

  Artist, Writer: Drew Panckeri

• Almost Perfect Universe - robot cartoonist

  Artist, Writer: Dakota McFadzean

First Aid for the Choking Victim in the Digital Age

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Jacob Chabot

This is Pus

Department: Sentimental Illness

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Tom Richmond

Boomers vs. Millennials

Department: Generation Crap

Artist: Rick Tulka Colorist: Jim Campbell Artist, Colorist: Justin Peterson Writer: Kenny Keil

Donald Trump's Letter to the Incoming President

Department: Missive: Impossible

Artist: Bob Staake Writer: Stan Sinberg

Spy vs Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Colorist, Writer: Peter Kuper

Workers We'd Like to go a Day Without

Department: Reduced Labor Farce

Artist: Kevin Pope Writer: Alison Grambs

The Mad Sports Pages

Department: Joke The Presses

Writer: Charlie Kadau Writer: Joe Raiola Artist: Anton Emdin

Things You Don't Want to Hear Coming from the Next Bathroom Stall

Department: No Restrooms for the Weary

Writer: Dave Croatto Writer: Jacob Lambert Artist: Josh Mecouch

The Life and Times of Jerry the Pound Sign

Department: Hashtag, You're it!

Artist, Writer: Teresa Burns Parkhurst

Goodnight Batcave

Department: Promotional Advertising

Gotcha

Artist, Colorist: The Usual Gang of Idiots Writer: Scott Maiko

The Strip Club

• How's My Driving

  Artist, Colorist, Writer: Nathan Cooper

• What If Dog Was One of Us?

  Artist, Colorist, Writer: Kenny Keil

• Scribble Mountain

  Artist, Colorist, Writer: John McNamee

The Future of Job Automation

Department: A.I. just work here

Artist, Colorist: John Martz Writer: Kenny Keil

Selected Observations From Random Autopsies

Department: Death Comedy Jam

Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Jeff Kruse

A MAD Look at Justice League

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés Colorist: Jim Campbell

MAD About Trump

Department: Promotional Ad

Dewey Derwin Destroys the World! Dewey's Last Dance

Department: Evil Does It

Artist: Justin Peterson Writer: Kenny Keil

Olive Garbage

Artist, Colorist: Scott Bricher Writer: Scott Maiko

What's on Sean Hannity's Desk?

Department: I Can't Believe It's not Clutter

Artist: Ward Sutton Writer: Mike Morse

Brutally Honest Park Bench Plaques

Department: The Seat Goes On

Writer: Alison Grambs Artist, Colorist: Alejandro Rivas

Get Ready for an all Neu-Man

Artist: Mark Fredrickson

Back Cover Inside: What astonishing discovery is amazing scientists around the world?

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee