MAD Magazine #510 MAD Magazine (USA) Updated: Country: USAEdition: 1st Edition - New YorkCompany: E.C. Publications, Inc.Published: August 1st, 2011Cover: In Dumbest Day in Dimmest Night We're Looking For Readers Who Ain't Too Bright!Sale price: $5.99Pages: 58Format: Magazine Editorial Editor: John FicarraCover Artist: Mark Fredrickson Cover Variations Brasil Featured characters Glenn Beck (Public Character)Blake Lively (Actor) Table of ContentsContents PagePage: 1Letters & TomatoesPage: 2Advertisement For Subscriptions with Alfred E. Neuman portrait offerPage: 3Advertisement for Harry Potter SpecialPage: 7The Fundalini PagesObama-Haters' Reactions to the Killing of Osama Bin LadenWriter: Jeff KrusePage: 8When the Going Gets Duff - "What would sound good on Facebook?"Artist, Writer: J.C. DuffyPage: 8What Lindsay Lohan Learned During Her Community Service at the L.A. MorgueArtist: Rick Tulka Writer: Jeff KrusePage: 8New Trends: Ironic Hipster Facial Hair Artist, Writer: David DeGrandPage: 8The Cover We Didn't Use - Born This Dumb (Lady Gaga album cover parody)Page: 9Celebrity Cause of Death Betting Odds - Newt GingrichArtist: Sam VivianoPage: 9The Top Tourist Attractions in 2058Artist: Evan Dorkin Artist: Sarah Dyer Writer: Michael GrinspanPage: 9The Fast Five - Things That Would Have Been Great If Donald Trump Had Become PresidentWriter: Jeff Kruse Artist: Anton EmdinPage: 10Plugged NickelArtist, Writer: Scott NickelPage: 10On Sale Now - Eat This Not That! - Zombie EditionWriter: Scott MaikoPage: 10Worst Selling Exotic PetsArtist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Kiernan P. SchmittPage: 10Olbermann - The TerminatedDepartment: A MAD Poster ParodyArtist: Roberto ParadaPage: 11Green LunkheadDepartment: Sewing his Wild OathWriter: Desmond Devlin Artist: Tom RichmondPage: 12When Ventriloquists Go BadDepartment: Throwing Their ViceArtist, Writer: John CaldwellPage: 18A Mad Look at Celebrity LifeDepartment: Serge-In GeneralArtist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés Colorist: Tom LuthPage: 20Glenn Beck - Terminated, Too - Misjudgment DayDepartment: A MAD Poster ParodyArtist: Richard WilliamsPage: 24Bored Bath & Be GoneArtist: Scott Bricher Writer: Jeff KrusePage: 24How Does Captain America Stack Up Against Other Legendary Captains?Department: Military ZeroesArtist: Hermann MejiaPage: 28Spy vs. SpyDepartment: Joke and DaggerArtist, Writer: Peter KuperPage: 30Romance: Before & After the Economic SlumpDepartment: The Cost of Living IndexArtist: Peter Bagge Writer: Barry LiebmannPage: 32Advertisement for Mad's Blog: The IdioticalPage: 34The Strip ClubThat Sinking FeelingArtist: Jason YungbluthPage: 35The Machine That Travels Through TimeArtist: Joey Alison SayersPage: 35I'm Afraid It's Very SeriousArtist: Phil McAndrewPage: 36Nitemare ZoneArtist: KC GreenPage: 36lil PopiArtist: Box BrownPage: 37Jungle JeffArtist: Dan ThompsonPage: 37Good EnoughArtist: Peet TamburinoPage: 37Rex in the CityArtist: Dustin GlickPage: 38Got Your NoseArtist: Jacob LambertPage: 38Angry Birds - Team Six Navy Seals EditionDepartment: A MAD Ad ParodyArtist: Charles AkinsPage: 39Planet TAD!!!!!Department: In Blog we TrustWriter: Tim Carvell Artist: Brian DurniakPage: 40A Mad Look at Burial at SeaDepartment: The Mad Vault Article From #176 Artist, Writer: Don EdwingPage: 42New Monopoly Cards That Reflect the Sleazy Way Business is Really DoneDepartment: Community JestWriter: Nick Meglin Artist: Sam VivianoPage: 44Mad Pins Down Some Truly Shocking WWE: Did You Know?sDepartment: Bored of the RingWriter: Desmond Devlin Artist: Tim HamiltonPage: 46Advertisement for Mad's Greatest Artists - Sergio Aragonés - Five Decades of His Finest WorksPage: 48Yawn StarsDepartment: Hock around the ClockArtist: Tom Bunk Writer: Dick DeBartoloPage: 49Terminated - The Katie Couric ChroniclesDepartment: A MAD Poster ParodyArtist: Jason SeilerPage: 53The Shadow KnowsDepartment: Light Makes RightArtist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés Colorist: Tom LuthPage: 54Dos Equis Presents Fascinating Facts About The Least Interesting Man in the WorldPhotographer: Irving Schild Writer: Scott MaikoPage: 56Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)Artist, Writer: Sergio AragonésBack Cover Inside: Fold-In - What despicable group is scorned around the country wherever they go?Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee