MAD Magazine #508

Contents

Page: 1

Letters & Tomatoes (Al Jaffee is turning 90!)

Page: 2

Advertisement for Subscriptions

Artist: Drew Friedman

Page: 5

The Fundalini Pages

• Handy Uses For All the Unsold Copies of George W. Bush's Book

  Writer: Michael Gallagher Writer: Jeffrey Ford Artist: Ward Sutton

  Page: 6

• The Silly Six - Rejected Disney World Rides and Attractions

  Artist: Chris Houghton

  Page: 6

• Zombie Love Is...

  Artist, Writer: Scott Nickel

  Page: 6

• The Yungbluth and the Restless Dinosaur with Bible Excavated

  Artist, Writer: Jason Yungbluth

  Page: 6

• The Fundalini Book of Ridiculously Long Records

  Page: 7

• Rare Internet Users Who Really Exist!

  Writer: Jeff Kruse

  Page: 7

• Twitter (Sung to the Tune of Michael Jackson's "Thriller")

  Writer: Scott Nickel Artist: Hermann Mejia

  Page: 7

• Questions to Ask at the Apple Genius Bar

  Artist: Rick Tulka Writer: Jeff Kruse

  Page: 8

• Celebrity Cause of Death Betting Odds - Justin Timberlake

  Artist: Sam Viviano

  Page: 8

• Insults That (Upon Further Examination) Aren't Really That Insulting

  Writer: Jason Katzenstein Artist: Dan Hipp

  Page: 8

• Zombie Love Is...

  Artist, Writer: Scott Nickel

  Page: 8

• LeLievre and Let LeLievre - The First Supper

  Artist, Writer: Glen LeLievre

  Page: 8

• Clark Can't - "Just eat around your Uncle Phil."

  Artist, Writer: Todd Clark

  Page: 9

• Spotlight on American Universities - North-Central Upper Midwest U.

  Artist: Charles Akins Writer: Jeff Kruse

  Page: 9

• Bitterman

  Artist, Writer: Garth Gerhart

  Page: 9

• Fairy Tale Endings Better Than "...And They Lived Happily Ever After"

  Artist: Leonardo Rodriguez Writer: Jeff Kruse

  Page: 10

• Zombie Love Is...

  Artist, Writer: Scott Nickel

  Page: 10

• Ideas That Made Sense at the Time

  Writer: Jeff Kruse Artist: Bob Staake

  Page: 10

Justin Bieber - Never Sing. Never. It's Time For You 2 Shut Up

Department: A MAD Public Service Announcement

Page: 11

Sad Men

Department: It's an Ad, Ad, Ad, Ad World

Artist: Tom Richmond Writer: Arnie Kogen

Page: 12

What We Really Learned From WikiLeaks

Department: What's up, Docs?

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Barry Liebmann

Page: 18

Mad's Moronic Outtakes from Sarah Palin's Alaska (You Betcha!)

Department: There will be blood, Libel

Page: 20

Ad for Subscriptions with bonus

Page: 23

A Mad Look at Murder

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés Colorist: Tom Luth

Page: 24

Spy vs. Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Peter Kuper

Page: 30

Ad for Spy vs. Spy merchandise

Page: 32

100% Superficial - Justin Bieber - First Step 2 Obscurity: My Story - Mad Exclusive Excerpt

Department: Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Scott Bricher

Page: 33

The Mad Vault - It's a Recession... / It's a Depression...

Department: A Classic Article From MAD #326

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Desmond Devlin

Page: 38

Ad for Sergio Aragones - Five Decades of His Finest Works book

Page: 41

Wild, Unfounded Rumors Surrounding the Xbox Kinect

Department: Sensor and Sensibility

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

Page: 42

John "Boo-Hoo" Boehner - "The Weeper of the House"

Department: From The MADtropolitan Museum of Art

Artist: Richard Williams

Page: 44

The Strip Club

• The Machine That Travels Through Time

  Artist: Joey Alison Sayers

  Page: 45

• Projectile Vomit Baby

  Artist: Scott Nickel

  Page: 46

• It Only Hurts When I Laugh

  Artist: Christopher Baldwin

  Page: 46

• The Long and Short of It

  Artist: Dan Long

  Page: 47

• Got Your Nose

  Artist: Jacob Lambert

  Page: 47

• Just Below the Surface - On a U.F.O...

  Artist: Douglas Paszkiewicz

  Page: 48

Undercover Boob

Department: Worker's Condencension

Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Dick DeBartolo

Page: 49

7 Periods Closer to Death

Department: Rall of Fame

Artist, Writer: Ted Rall

Page: 53

How Barack Obama Stacks Up Against the Other 42 U.S. Presidents

Department: Assail to the Chief

Writer: Jeff Kruse Photographer: AP/Wide World Photos

Page: 54

Chia Bieber Pet

Sculptor: Liz Lomax Writer: Scott Maiko Artist: Timothy Shamey

Page: 55

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: Fold-In - What new kind of body scanning is causing people to waste countless hours?

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee