MAD Magazine #480

Contents Page

Page: 1

Random Samplings or Reader Mail

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Page: 2

The Fundalini Pages

• List of all contributors

  Author: Paul Coker, Jr. Author: Dick DeBartolo Author: Jacob Lambert Author: Jack Syracuse Author: Irving Schild Author: Scott Bricher Author: John Caldwell Author: Eric Scott Author: Leonardo Rodriguez Author: Rick Tulka Author: Jeff Kruse Author: John Crowther Author: Steve Rosso Author: Kiernan P. Schmitt Author: Bob Staake

  Page: 6

• Little Green Army Men Theatre - deployment extension

• Thoughts Going Through Paris Hilton's Mind in Court

• Castro Comments: Rosie O'Donnell got a raw deal

• Don't Have A Crowther! - against same-sex marriage

• The NFL's Ref Report - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

• The Kitchen Sink - Shows on the Vatican's New TV Channel

• President Bush's Benchmarks for Progress in Iraq

• Meet the '08 Presidential Candidates - Rudy Giuliani

• The Fast 5 - Reasons Roger Clemens Returned to the Yankees

• Things to Do During the Four Hours After You've Taken Levitra (and Your Date Didn't Show)

• Reasons Not to Impeach & Convict President Bush

Things to consider before accepting a summer job

Department: Hire Education

Artist, Writer: Teresa Burns Parkhurst

Page: 18

Monroe and... Gone Internet Phishin

Department: Angsters Paradise

Writer: Anthony Barbieri Artist: Tom Fowler

Page: 21

Cover

Department: Mad About Hunger (BallPark Franks special advertising insert section)

Artist: Jack Syracuse Cover Idea: John Caldwell

A Mad Look at Hunger

Department: Mad About Hunger (BallPark Franks special advertising insert section)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

The Evolution of Hunger

Department: Mad About Hunger (BallPark Franks special advertising insert section)

Artist: Tom Richmond

The Museum of Hunger

Department: Mad About Hunger (BallPark Franks special advertising insert section)

Artist: Sam Viviano Artist: Hermann Mejia

If chickens could time travel

Department: Turning back the Cluck

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

Page: 25

Reprinted in: US MAD Magazine #19

MAD has a Gay old time with Outtakes from I now pronounce you Chuck & Larry

Department: Lame Sex Marriage

Page: 28

Spy vs. Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Peter Kuper

Page: 30

A MAD Look at Spider-Man 3

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Page: 33

Dont you hate when your parents... The sequel!

Department: The Folks on you

Writer: Jacob Lambert Artist: Dave Crosland

Page: 38

The simple Prisonbreak life

Department: You have got jail

Writer: Dave Croatto Artist: Hermann Mejia

Page: 40

Everyday Pet Peeves of Transformers

Department: Wheely Pissed Off

Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Jacob Lambert

Page: 42

Reprinted in: US MAD Magazine #15

The Secret is out!

Department: Ad Parody

Author: Dave Croatto

Page: 44

FAQs about McDonalds trendy makeover

Department: Americas next flop remodel

Writer: Jacob Lambert Artist: Evan Dorkin Colorist: Sarah Dyer

Page: 45

What the Heck is the difference?

Department: Observation Dreck

Page: 48

Back Cover Inside: Fold-In - Where has the recent surge in combatants only increased the level of violence?

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee