MAD Magazine #467 MAD Magazine (USA) Updated: Country: USAEdition: 1st Edition - New YorkCompany: E.C. Publications, Inc.Published: July 2006Cover: We flatten "Cars"Sale price: $3.99Pages: 58Format: Magazine Editorial Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson Featured characters Larry The Cable Guy (Actor)Lewis Black (Comedian)Owen Wilson (Actor)Jon Stewart (Comedian) Table of ContentsContents PagePage: 1Random Samplings of Reader MailDepartment: Letters and TomatoesPage: 2The Fundalini PagesList of all contributorsAuthor: Desmond Devlin Author: Ray Alma Author: Charlie Kadau Author: Jacob Lambert Author: Kevin Pope Author: David Shayne Author: Jeff Kruse Author: Teresa Burns Parkhurst Author: Glen LeLievre Author: Doug Bratton Author: Tom Cheney Author: Patrick MerrelPage: 8Little-Known Mentors for the Real WorldMovie Cliches You Can't Count On...The Puzzle Nook - "---fe sucks and then you die"The Godfrey ReportLeLievre and Let Die - Super Carnival WinnerWonkyPedia - The Lincoln AssassinationMonkeys Are Always Funny - Cheeky Lindsay LohanMelvin & Jenkins' Guide to Wedding ToastsSpoiled Bratton - wood chipper ends Billy's runClip 'N' Use Fraudulent Fortunes"My Complaints, Gripes and Pet Peeves" - A Fundalini Exclusive Excerpt from the Blog of SupermanSaddam Sez: Seacrest Out!Pull My Cheney!Rejected characters from CarsDepartment: Return to fenderWriter: Jacob Lambert Artist: Tom RichmondPage: 12Comparing the war in Iraq to previous warsDepartment: Prose and conflictsArtist: Peter Kuper Writer: Jacob LambertPage: 16MADs guide to amusement park funDepartment: Derides and AttractionsArtist, Writer: Teresa Burns ParkhurstPage: 18Dont you hate when your parents...Department: The folks on youWriter: Jacob Lambert Artist: Marc HempelPage: 20Outrageously stupid cell phone and accessoriesDepartment: Can you jeer me now?Artist, Writer: John CaldwellPage: 24The FDA's guide to the best & worst choices in fast foodDepartment: Why don't you go to health?Photographer: Irving Schild Writer: Jeff KrusePage: 26Resolutions in congress you may not know aboutDepartment: Jagged little billsArtist: Mort Drucker Writer: Jeff KrusePage: 32Modern hassles Superman would face if he really returnedDepartment: Truth, Justice and the american oy veyWriter: Jacob Lambert Artist: Hermann MejiaPage: 34A MAD Look at fishingDepartment: Serge-In GeneralArtist, Writer: Sergio AragonésPage: 37Planet Tad!!!!!Department: In Blog we trustWriter: Tim Carvell Artist: Brian DurniakPage: 42The sights and sounds of the 2006 World CupDepartment: A-HOOOOOOOOLES!Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Jeff KrusePage: 44How does Jack Bauer spend the rest of the monthDepartment: The weeks shall inherit the mirthArtist: Rick Tulka Writer: Darren JohnsonPage: 46Spy vs SpyDepartment: Joke and DaggerArtist, Writer: Peter KuperPage: 48Liitle known facts, rumors and total fabrications about CarsDepartment: Take this, jobs and shove itArtist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Scott MaikoPage: 49MAD deconstructs TV TalkshowsDepartment: The Chat'n the statWriter: Desmond Devlin Artist: Drew FriedmanPage: 52A message from The Naturally Oil American Gas IndustryDepartment: A MAD Ad ParodyWriter: Dick DeBartoloPage: 56Back Cover Inside: Fold-In - What ugly civil war are many Americans watching closely?Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee