MAD Magazine #461

MAD Magazine (USA)

Updated: November 12th, 2021

MAD Magazine #461 • USA • 1st Edition - New York

Country:

USA

Edition:

1st Edition - New York

Company:

E.C. Publications, Inc.

Published:

January 2006

Cover:

Our annual tribute to the years biggest idiots! 20 dumbest people, events & things 2005

Sale price:

$3.99

Pages:

Format:

Magazine

Editorial

Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson

Featured characters

Contents Page

Page: 1

Random Samplings of Reader Mail

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Page: 2

The Fundalini Pages

List of all contributors
Author: Desmond Devlin Author: Jacob Lambert Author: Irving Schild Author: Gary Hallgren Author: John Caldwell Author: Kevin Pope Author: Rick Tulka Author: Tom Fowler Author: Barry Liebmann Author: Darren Johnson Author: Tom Cheney Author: Megan Ganz Author: Grey Blackwell Author: Carolyn Abram Author: Mike Capozzola Author: Michael Lore
Page: 6
Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Our Animal Friends
An Ad We'd Like to See - New Dove Firming
Pull My Cheney! - Eunice shoots out window, delays card game
The Godfrey Report
3 Quick and Easy Things King Kong Could Do to Improve His Image
The Fast 5 - PBS's New Conservative Direction
Scary Threats... Scarrier Realities
Monkeys Are Always Funny - with Tom DeLay
MySpace By the Numbers
Yoga For Smokers
New On DVD! The Sisterhood of the Traveling Implants
Graphic Novel Review - The Thoroughly Updated, All-Inclusive Handbook to the Marvel Universe
Adults Only Chat Lines

The 25 worst things about christmas

Department: Yule be sorry

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Jeff Kruse

Page: 10

A progress report from ExxonMonoploy

Department: A MAD Ad Parody

Writer: Dick DeBartolo

Page: 16

Monroe and... The mystery cream (Part two)

Department: Angster's Paradise

Artist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony Barbieri

Page: 19

A MAD look at Alien Invasions

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Page: 22

The MAD 20 Dumbest People, Events and Things of...

1. Hurricane Katrina: The Bush league response
Artist: Doug Holgate Writer: Jeff Kruse
Page: 30
2. Tom Cruise: From pretty boy to "Hoo Boy!"
Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Mort Drucker
Page: 31
3. There goes the bride: Jennifer Wilbanks says "Adieu"
Writer: Charlie Kadau Writer: Joe Raiola Artist: Scott Bricher
Page: 32
4. Russel Crowe's Telephone Tantrum: Dial "M" for moron
Writer: Joe Raiola Photographer: Irving Schild Sculptor: Liz Lomax
Page: 33
5. Karl Rove: A man for all treasons
Photographer: Irving Schild Sculptor: Tony Cipriano
Page: 34
6. Price Harry: Not knowing reich from wrong
Artist: Richard Williams Writer: Dave Croatto
Page: 35
7. Dave Chappelle must flee TV
Page: 36
8. Pat Robertson: Hitman of the cloth
Page: 37
9. Scam Artist gives Wendy's the finger
Artist: Scott Bricher Writer: Scott Maiko
Page: 38
10. Rafael Palmeiro testifies negative, tests positive
Artist: James Bennett
Page: 39
11. The Terry Schiavo Media Circus
Artist: Tom Richmond
Page: 40
12. Michael Jackson's touching tale
Writer: Desmond Devlin
Page: 42
13. Brajelina: The lame of love
Artist: Jack Syracuse Writer: Justin Tyler
Page: 43
14. Teen Queen's extreme weight loss: Into thin err
Artist: Hermann Mejia Writer: Paul Gilligan
Page: 44
15. Saddam photographed in jail
Writer: Desmond Devlin
Page: 45
16. Homo-Neurotic right wing group outs Spongebob
Writer: Arie Kaplan
Page: 46
17. Paula Abdul: Judge Juicy
Artist: Tom Nick Cocotos
Page: 47
18. Kevin Federline: From beer to paternity
Artist: Richard Williams Writer: Scott Maiko
Page: 48
19. What controversial relationships are many teachers now having to deny? (A special edition MAD 20 Fold-In)
Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee
Page: 49
20. What screws up must come down - The A-list of A-holes
Artist: Drew Friedman
Page: 50