MAD Magazine #450

Contents Page

Page: 1

Random Samplings of Reader Mail

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Page: 2

Steve Madden Football

Department: The Agony of De-Feet

Page: 6

The Fundalini Pages

• List of all contributors

  Author: Dick DeBartolo Author: Desmond Devlin Author: Al Jaffee Author: Ray Alma Author: Jack Syracuse Author: Charles Akins Author: Kevin Pope Author: Jeff Kruse Author: Garth Gerhart Author: Barry Liebmann Author: Evan Dorkin Author: Tom Cheney Author: Mike Snider Author: Patrick Merrel

  Page: 8

• Celebrity Cause of Death Betting Odds - Terrell Owens

• Magazine Corrections You May Have Missed - Ganymede is a moon of Jupiter, not Saturn

• Bitterman - first-date chauffeur

• The Puzzle Nook - "Stop the ---sses!"

• Patent of the Month - self-cleaning in-seat toilet for airline passengers

• Pull My Cheney!

• Fundalini Foto News: Tara Reid's Wardrobe Malfunction

• Celebrity New Year's Resolutions That Have Already Been Broken

• Monkeys Are Always Funny - The Assassination of President Lincoln

• Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Hospital Visits

• Little Known Post-2004 Election Statistics

Two and a half wits

Department: Smells like sheen spirit

Artist: Tom Richmond Writer: Arnie Kogen

Page: 12

6 degrees of separation between anyone and anything (Part 8)

Department: The dissing link

Artist: Rick Tulka Writer: Mike Snider

Page: 18

Viewing guide to super bowl halftime counterprogramming

Department: Broadcast Boos

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Drew Friedman

Page: 22

Duke Bissel's Tales of undisputed interest

Department: The wizzard of odd

Artist, Writer: P.C. Vey

Page: 25

Spy vs. Spy 2005 Calendar

Artist: Peter Kuper

Page: 25

Broadcast highlights and innovations to watch for in Super Bowl XXXIX

Department: The offend zone

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

Page: 32

Spy vs. Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Peter Kuper

Page: 36

A MAD look at The Incredibles

Department: Serge In-General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Page: 38

Suggested titles for the next Indiana Jones Movie

Department: May the Ford be with you

Artist: Hermann Mejia Writer: Matthew A. Cohen

Page: 42

A series of unfortunate outtakes from Lemony Snicket's a series of Unfortunate Events

Department: Helping handler

Page: 44

Monroe and... The swap

Department: Angster's Paradise

Artist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony Barbieri

Page: 47

Which Simpsons Character is gay?

Department: Homersexuals

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Gary Hallgren

Page: 51

Lines cut from George W.Bush's 2005 Inauguration speech

Department: Address Code

Writer: Jeff Kruse Artist: Sam Sisco

Page: 54

Another Morning on Fifth Avenue

Department: Trump Roast

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Don Edwing

Page: 56

Back Cover Inside: Fold-In - What controversial transportation issue has politicians in an uproar?

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Back Cover: Spy vs. Spy Ad for Mountain Dew