MAD Magazine #449 MAD Magazine (USA) Updated: Country: USAEdition: 1st Edition - New YorkCompany: E.C. Publications, Inc.Published: January 2005Cover: 20 dumbest People, Events and Things of 2004Sale price: $3.50Pages: 54Format: Magazine - Double Cover Feature Editorial Cover Artist: Drew Friedman Additional Images Featured characters Howard Stern (Public Character)Donald Trump (Politician) Table of ContentsContents PagePage: 1Random Samplings of Reader MailDepartment: Letters and TomatoesPage: 2The Fundalini PagesList of all contributorsAuthor: Tom Bunk Author: Desmond Devlin Author: Joe Raiola Author: Irving Schild Author: Scott Bricher Author: Hermann Mejia Author: Kevin Pope Author: David Shayne Author: Jeff Kruse Author: Teresa Burns Parkhurst Author: Garth Gerhart Author: Tom Cheney Author: Patrick Merrel Author: Carolyn AbramPage: 6First... Then... What's Next?Highlights of the New Seinfeld DVDdis-HarmonyMelvin & Jenkins' Guide to Church SocialsBitterman - doesn't go to churchThe Puzzle Nook - "never leave important decisions to ---ce"Celebrity Cause of Death Betting Odds - Mel GibsonA Jailhouse Letter from Martha StewartWiFi Wonderlanddis-HarmonyThe Godfrey ReportTips to Make Your Holiday More Enjoyabledis-HarmonyVideo Game Review - Dangerous Assignment: Assigned to DangerPull My Cheney!Magazine Corrections You May Have Missed - TV Guide's original assessment of Friends was wrongLewd & Disorder - Criminal Malcontent (Law & Order Parody)Department: Trying Wolf once too oftenWriter: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Tom RichmondPage: 10Spy vs. SpyDepartment: Joke and DaggerArtist, Writer: Peter KuperPage: 16Monrie and... Christmas (It's a wonderful strife)Department: Angster's ParadiseArtist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony BarbieriPage: 20The MAD 20 Dumbest People, Events and Things of...1. Abu Ghraib Jailhouse RockWriter: Desmond Devlin Artist: Richard WilliamsPage: 262. Janet Jackson's "Wardrobe Malfunction" Tempest in a C-CupArtist: Mark StutzmanPage: 273. Dean's CreamWriter: Desmond Devlin Artist: James WarholaPage: 284. Donald Trump The Art of the HeelPhotographer: AP/Wide World PhotosPage: 295. Steroid Testing in BaseballWriter: Joe Raiola Artist: Jack SyracusePage: 306. Dan Rather See B.S. NewsArtist: Justin GerardPage: 317. Paris Hilton - Lifestyle of the rich and infamousArtist: Gary HallgrenPage: 328. Bush Jokes about WMDs This one'll kill ya!Writer: Russ Cooper Artist: Tom Nick CocotosPage: 349. Britney's first weddingWriter: Charlie Kadau Writer: Joe Raiola Photographer: Irving SchildPage: 3510. Howard Stern Patron Saint of the first AmendmentArtist: Richard WilliamsPage: 3611. The NHL No Hockey LeagueArtist: Scott Bricher Writer: Johnny StynePage: 3712. Like a conversion - Madonna goes KosherArtist: Hermann Mejia Writer: Scott MaikoPage: 3813. Pete Rose - Odds man outArtist: Sam SiscoPage: 3914. Saturday not live - Ashlee Simpson lip synchs her careerArtist: Scott BricherPage: 4015. Same Sex Weddings - Here comes the hideWriter: Andrew J. Schwartzberg Writer: Patrick Merrel Artist: Tim OkamuraPage: 41Kobe Bryant's Apology Double DrivelWriter: Desmond Devlin Sculptor: Liz LomaxPage: 4217. William Hung - She bangs, he sucksPage: 4418. John Kerry - A man for all positionsArtist: Tom Fowler Colorist: Carrie StrachanPage: 4519. Lindsay Lohan - Opportunity KnockersWriter: Jacob LambertPage: 4620. What endless Farewell Dragged on interminably on TV this year?Artist, Writer: Al JaffeePage: 47A MAD Look at New Year'sDepartment: Serge-In GeneralArtist, Writer: Sergio AragonésPage: 48One fine day at the Service StationDepartment: Tune-ups and downsArtist: John Caldwell Writer: Craig BoldmanPage: 52