MAD Magazine #451

Contents Page

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"Parents who complain that you're not going anywhere in life are the same ones who refuse to give you a lift to the mall!"

Department: Alfred E. Neuman Quotes

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Random Samplings of Reader Mail

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

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The Fundalini Pages

• List of all contributors

  Author: Dick DeBartolo Author: Desmond Devlin Author: Don Edwing Author: Ray Alma Author: Jack Syracuse Author: Gary Hallgren Author: John Caldwell Author: Kevin Pope Author: Jeff Kruse Author: Scott Maiko Author: Garth Gerhart Author: Barry Liebmann Author: Tom Cheney Author: Mike Snider Author: Patrick Merrel

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• New Drug Warning Labels We'd Like to See

• Pinball Legend in High Rise Death Leap

• Classified Ads

• Bitterman - the dropout solution

• Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Ecology

• Constable Angus Saucington - werewolf suspect

• The Godfrey Report

• Pull My Cheney!

• The Cover We Didn't Use - Alfred with Trump hair - "Yuh Hired!"

• Important Information For All Users of Windows XP

• Candy Hearts For Modern Lovers

• Celebrity Cause of Death Betting Odds - Ashlee Simpson

• Graphic Novel Review - The Anally Complete Peanuts

• The Puzzle Nook - "Never say ---ie!"

Constant-theme (Constantine Parody)

Department: "Whoa" be gone

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Hermann Mejia

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Other Images of religious figures in Food currently being offered on eBay

Department: I can't believe I ate the holy thing!

Writer: Joe Raiola Artist: Scott Bricher

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Glaring symptoms of video game addiction

Department: A real controller freak

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

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Concussion-ator 3000

Department: A MAD Ad Parody

Writer: Dave Croatto Photographer: Irving Schild Idea: Johnny Styne

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The MAD world of... Kids vs. Parents

Department: The generation Crap

Artist: Marc Hempel Writer: Stan Sinberg

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Duke Bissel's tales of undisputed interest

Department: The wizard of odd

Artist, Writer: P.C. Vey

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A MAD look at Cheating

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

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William Shakespeare, Sports commentator

Department: The Play-By-Play's the thing

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Frank Jacobs Photographer: AP/Wide World Photos

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Dating Tips for the Mentally Unstable

Department: Courtship of Fools

Artist, Writer: Teresa Burns Parkhurst

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Monroe... The inheritance

Department: Angster's Paradise

Artist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony Barbieri

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Duke Bissel's Tales of undisputed interest

Department: The wizzard of odd

Artist, Writer: P.C. Vey

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Spy vs. Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Peter Kuper

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Things we definetly won't miss about buying CDs

Department: Disc, Too, Shall Pass

Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Joe Raiola

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A sneak peek at the ESPN3 programming lineup

Department: Any Sport in a storm

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Peter Bagge

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One Fine Morning in Fallujah

Department: Letting the cat out of the flag

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Idea: L.P. Ferrante

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Back Cover Inside: Fold-In - What is the hottest new fan giveaway at sports stadiums?

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee