MAD Magazine #509

MAD Magazine (USA)
Updated:
MAD Magazine #509 • USA • 1st Edition - New York
Country:
USA
Edition:
1st Edition - New York
Company:
E.C. Publications, Inc.
Published:
June 1st, 2011
Cover:
The 50 worst things about Facebook
Sale price:
$5.99
Pages:
58
Format:
Magazine

Editorial

Cover Variations

Image of MAD Magazine #468
Australia

Featured characters

Image of Kanye West
Kanye West (Musician)
Image of Sarah Hyland
Sarah Hyland (Actor)
Image of Ty Burrell
Ty Burrell (Actor)
Image of Bruno Tonioli
Bruno Tonioli (Public Character)
Image of Eric Stonestreet
Eric Stonestreet (Actor)
Image of Brooke Burke-Charvet
Brooke Burke-Charvet (Actor)

Table of Contents

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Contents Page

Page: 1

Letters & Tomatoes

Page: 2

$#*! My Son Says

Writer: Jeff Kruse

Page: 5

The Fundalini Pages


  • Surprises to Watch For in the 2011 Baseball Season

    Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Jeff Kruse

    Page: 6

  • Latest Classified Ads - power-wash / water damage

    Writer: Scott Maiko

    Page: 6

  • Angry Birds

    Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

    Page: 6

  • Leg of Lambert

    Artist, Writer: Jacob Lambert

    Page: 7

  • The Stupid Six - Reasons Keith Olbermann is No Longer on Countdown

    Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Mort Drucker

    Page: 7

  • Superhero Origins Gone Wrong!

    Artist, Writer: Kenny Keil

    Page: 7

  • Surprising Proposals in the NFL Labor Talks

    Artist: Chris Houghton Writer: Jeff Kruse

    Page: 8

  • This Bland is Your Bland - Tragic Mole News

    Artist, Writer: Tom Bland

    Page: 8

  • Celebrity Cause of Death Betting Odds - Bill O'Reilly

    Artist: Sam Viviano

    Page: 8

  • Monkeys Are Always Funny

    Page: 8

  • Angrier Birds

    Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

    Page: 8

  • Ted Williams vs. Ted Williams

    Writer: Jeff Kruse

    Page: 9

  • Gimme a Flake

    Artist, Writer: Emily Flake

    Page: 9

  • Reasons For That "Mature" ESRB Rating

    Writer: Jeff Kruse

    Page: 9

  • Spotlight on American Universities - College of Generic State University

    Artist: Charles Akins Writer: Jeff Kruse

    Page: 9

  • Signs You Haven't Actually Discovered a Lost Amazon Tribe

    Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

    Page: 10

  • Pull My Cheney

    Artist, Writer: Tom Cheney

    Page: 10

  • What's Making John Boehner Cry This Week?

    Artist: Rick Tulka Writer: Jeff Kruse

    Page: 10

  • Angriest Birds

    Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

    Page: 10

Mad Libyan

Page: 11

Muddled Family

Department: Relatives' Stupidity

Artist: Tom Richmond Writer: Arnie Kogen

Page: 12

Kanye West's Most Moronic Tweets

Department: Characters Flawed

Writer: Jacob Lambert Artist: Sam Sisco

Page: 18

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Page: 20

The Strip Club


A Letter From Taco Bull

Writer: Dick DeBartolo

Page: 25

Signs That Your Hypochondria Is Out of Control

Department: The Sick Sense

Artist, Writer: Teresa Burns Parkhurst

Page: 26

Planet TAD!!!!!

Department: In Blog we Trust

Writer: Tim Carvell Artist: Brian Durniak

Page: 28

Mad's Thor-oughly Stupid Thor Outtakes

Department: Beating a Dead Norse

Page: 30

Mad's 11 Little-Known, Practical, Real Life Uses for Ballet

Department: The Plie's The Thing

Artist: Jack Syracuse Writer: Mike Craig

Page: 32

Spy vs. Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Peter Kuper

Page: 34

Don Martin Beats the High Cost of Gasoline

Department: The Mad Vault Article From #180

Artist, Writer: Don Martin

Page: 36

Dancing with the Star Wars

Department: R2-D2-Step

Writer: Dave Croatto Artist: Hermann Mejia

Page: 39

Sheen it?

Page: 43

Things You Don't Want to Hear From a Marriage Counselor

Department: Split Happens

Writer: Jeff Kruse Artist: Evan Dorkin Artist: Sarah Dyer

Page: 44

A Mad Look at Hoarders

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés Colorist: Tom Luth

Page: 46

Similarities & Differences Between the Spider-Man Musical and the War in Afghanistan

Department: Theathres of the Absurd

Artist: Ward Sutton

Page: 50

The 50 Worst Things About Facebook

Department: Zuckerberg's Eye-View

Writer: Charlie Kadau Writer: Joe Masterman Writer: Jason Katzenstein Writer: Jason Salas Artist: Bob Staake

Page: 51

One Fine Day on Main Street

Department: Underage Thinking

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Michael Gallagher

Page: 56

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: Fold-In - Where did many young performers get their first big break?

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee