MAD Magazine #388

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Artist: Frank Kelly Freas

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Artist, Writer: P.C. Vey

Contents Page

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Letters

Mad Looks at What's on the Back of Your Ticket

Department: Aye, There's the Stub

Writer: Desmond Devlin Writer: Butch D'Ambrosio Artist: Ray Alma

A Mad Look at Funerals

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Monroe &... The Candy

Department: Angster's Paradise

Artist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony Barbieri

SlimeDish Digital Television

Department: A MAD Ad Parody

Writer: Dick DeBartolo

Spy vs. Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist: Peter Kuper Writer: Michael Gallagher

End-of-the-Millennium War Awards

Department: Prose and Conflict

Artist, Writer: Rick Geary

The Positive Side of the Y2K Problem

Department: Grist for the Mill-ennium

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Barry Liebmann

Absentee Excuse Notes Through History

Department: Missives in Action

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Charlie Richards

Clues Your High School's Football Team Really Sucks

Department: Let's Get Ready to Fumble!

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

They Shoot Horses' Asses, Don't They?

Department: Tales from the Duck Side

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

The Spending Annex Adult Education Center

Photographer: Irving Schild Writer: Scott Maiko

Scenes of Americana Yesterday & Today

Department: Oy Vey Can You See

Artist: George Woodbridge Writer: Mike Snider

Sean "Puffy" Combs' Day Planner

Department: A Poke in the Itinerary

Writer: Mike Snider Artist: André LeRoy Davis

Other Y2K problems Guaranteed to Make Your Life Miserable

Department: More Grist for the Mill-ennium

Artist: Monte Wolverton Writer: Mike Snider

The Lighter Side of...

Department: Berg's Eye View

Artist, Writer: Dave Berg

Moronica's Closet

Department: Alley Oops!

Artist: Angelo Torres Writer: Josh Gordon

Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Ricky Martin

Department: Grieving Las Vegas

Artist: Hermann Mejia Writer: Mike Snider

What frightening project has inexplicably raked in millions?

Department: Fold-In

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover: Artist At Work

Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Michael Gallagher