Editorial
- Cover Writer: Desmond Devlin
- Cover Artist: Tom Richmond
- Assistant Art Director: Bernard Mendoza
- Art Director: Suzy Hutchinson
Table of Contents
A Mad Look at Batman
Department: West-Ward Ho-Ho
Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés Colorist: Carl Peterson
Page: 2
Originally printed in: US MAD Magazine #106
Bats-Man
Department: Aide-de-"Camp"
Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Lou Silverstone
Page: 4
Originally printed in: US MAD Magazine #105
The Real Reasons Batman and Superman Hate Each Other
Department: Hero Intolerance
Artist: Hermann Mejia Writer: Kenny Keil
Page: 10
Originally printed in: US MAD Magazine #538
Batman Funnies
Department: Defective Comics
Artist, Writer: Kerry Callen
Page: 13
Originally printed in: US MAD Magazine #9
Crime Foilers For the Average Citizen
Department: Props and Robbers
Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee
Page: 14
Originally printed in: US MAD Magazine #161
The French Disconnection
Department: Spy vs. Spy
Artist, Writer: Antonio Prohias
Page: 20
Originally printed in: US MAD Magazine #89
What if Batman Were Actually 80 Years Old?
Department: Hero Worship
Writer: Arie Kaplan Artist: Pete Woods
Page: 21
Originally printed in: US MAD Magazine #9
Indisputable tip-offs you weren't cut out for a life of crime
Department: Fail to the thief
Artist, Writer: John Caldwell
Page: 24
Originally printed in: US MAD Magazine #447
Using DNA Testing For Questions We Really Want Answered
Department: Strands Across America
Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: John Prete
Page: 26
Originally printed in: US MAD Magazine #399
O Batman! My Batman!
Department: Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na... Whitman!
Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Tom Richmond
Page: 28
Battyman
Department: The Dynamic Uno
Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Stan Hart
Page: 30
Originally printed in: US MAD Magazine #289
Bluff That Mugger!
Department: Schtick 'em Up
Writer: E. Nelson Bridwell Artist: Bruce Day
Page: 37
Originally printed in: US MAD Magazine #172
Really Appropriate Brand Name Sound Effects
Department: Decibill Of Goods
Writer: Russ Cooper Artist: John Pound
Page: 38
Originally printed in: US MAD Magazine #298
Batsman The Anemic Series
Department: The Dork Knight
Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Sam Viviano Colorist: Carl Peterson
Page: 40
Originally printed in: US MAD Magazine #322
Horrifying Crime Cliches...
Department: Our Creature Presentation
Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Frank Jacobs
Page: 45
Originally printed in: US MAD Magazine #267
The Lighter Side of Crime in the Streets
Department: Berg's Eye View
Artist, Writer: Dave Berg
Page: 48
Originally printed in: US MAD Magazine #162
Spy Vs. Spy
Department: Joke & Dagger
Artist, Writer: Antonio Prohias Colorist: Carrie Strachan
Page: 53
Originally printed in: US MAD Magazine #156
Suburban Deviants and Their Really Minor Crimes
Department: Behind the Perpetrate Ball
Artist: Amanda Conner Writer: Ryan Pagelow
Page: 54
Originally printed in: US MAD Magazine #402
Final Frightful Funny! - (originally Plugged Nickel)
Writer: Kit Lively Artist: Scott Nickel
Page: 56
Originally printed in: US MAD Magazine #512
Back Cover Inside: Fold-In - What sets Bruce Wayne apart from the other billionaires?
Artist, Writer: Johnny Sampson
Back Cover: The FBI's 6 Most Wanted Renegade Clowns
Artist: Greg Theakston Writer: Dan Birtcher
Originally printed in: US MAD Magazine #289