MAD Magazine #512

MAD Magazine (USA)
Updated:
MAD Magazine #512 • USA • 1st Edition - New York
Country:
USA
Edition:
1st Edition - New York
Company:
E.C. Publications, Inc.
Published:
December 1st, 2011
Cover:
The Walking Dead
Sale price:
$5.99
Pages:
58
Format:
Magazine

Editorial

Cover Variations

Image of MAD Magazine #170
Germany
Image of MAD Classics #56
Australia

Table of Contents

Advertisement for Mad's Blog: The Idiotical

Contents Page

Page: 1

"If you always see your glass as half empty, try getting a smaller glass!"

Department: Alfred E. Neuman Quotes

Page: 1

Letters & Tomatoes

Page: 2

Advertisement For Subscriptions including MAD #154 bonus print

Page: 5

The Fundalini Pages


  • The Fast Five - Reasons You Didn't Get Raptured on October 21

    Writer: Jeff Kruse Artist: Bob Staake

    Page: 6

  • Plugged Nickel

    Writer: Kit Lively Artist: Scott Nickel

    Page: 6

  • Funeral Home Services You Probably Don't Want to Spring For

    Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

    Page: 6

  • The Cover We Didn't Use - What, Me Banksy?

    Page: 7

  • Donnie the Douche's Guide to Slashing Your Veterinary Bills

    Writer: Jeff Kruse

    Page: 7

  • The Faster Five - Things We Can Look Forward to If Michele Bachmann Becomes President

    Writer: Jacob Lambert Artist: Ward Sutton

    Page: 7

  • Pull My Cheney

    Artist, Writer: Tom Cheney

    Page: 7

  • The Fastest Five - Reasons for the Libyan Revolution

    Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Barry Liebmann

    Page: 8

  • Parade - What People Earn - Great Recession Edition

    Page: 8

Advertisement For Subscriptions (with art from MAD Magazine #52)

Artist: Frank Kelly Freas

Page: 9

The Fundalini Pages


  • The Fast Four +1 - Reasons Burger King is Retiring The King

    Writer: Kit Lively Artist: Evan Dorkin Artist: Sarah Dyer

    Page: 10

  • On Sale Now! - Rick Perry's Page-A-Day Execution Calendar

    Page: 10

  • Celebrity Cause-of-Death Betting Odds - Kate Middleton

    Artist: Sam Viviano

    Page: 10

  • Other Ways the U.S. Postal Service is Cutting Back

    Writer: Jeff Kruse Artist: Anton Emdin

    Page: 10

  • The Last Fast Five - Early Rumors About the Dirty Dancing Remake

    Artist: Rick Tulka Writer: Jeff Kruse

    Page: 11

  • When the Going Gets Duff

    Artist, Writer: J.C. Duffy

    Page: 11

  • Bitterman

    Artist, Writer: Garth Gerhart

    Page: 11

The Walking Dud

Department: If You Can't Eat'Em, Join'Em

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Hermann Mejia

Page: 12

Advertisement for Mad Books

Page: 18

The Mad Obituary Pages

Department: R.I.P-ed from Today's Headlines

Artist: James Warhola Writer: Jeff Kruse

Page: 20

Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions

Department: All Jaffee

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee Colorist: Tom Luth

Page: 22

A Mad Look At The Apocalypse

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés Colorist: Tom Luth Colorist: Carl Peterson

Page: 24

Mad 60th Anniversary 2012 Calendar

Page: 28

Planet TAD!!!!!

Department: In Blog we Trust

Writer: Tim Carvell Artist: Brian Durniak

Page: 30

Signs Your Tae Kwon Do Instructor May Be Over the Hill

Department: The Dulling of the Sensei

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

Page: 32

Movie Mashups We'd Hate to See

Department: Birth of a Combination

Artist: Scott Bricher

Page: 34

One Day on the Hudson River (What Really Happened)

Photographer: Steven Day

Page: 36

Punitive Damages - A Game of Supreme Justice

Department: Wii The People

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Tom Richmond

Page: 37

A Classic Article From #209 - The Turtle

Department: The Mad Vault

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Paul Peter Porges

Page: 41

The Strip Club


Recycling - it's everybody's job!

Department: A MAD "Green" Poster

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Gary Hallgren

Page: 49

Celebrity Rock, Paper, Scissors

Department: Making Funny Hand Over Fist

Writer: Dave Croatto

Page: 50

Spy vs. Spy vs. Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Peter Kuper

Page: 52

Are You a Candidate For the Zit Hall of Fame?

Department: Pus and Minus

Artist, Writer: Tom Cheney Colorist: Carl Peterson

Page: 54

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: Fold-In - Which union is the Republican party most eager to break up?

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee