MAD Magazine #501 MAD Magazine (USA) Updated: December 7th, 2021 Country: USAEdition: 1st Edition - New YorkCompany: E.C. Publications, Inc.Published: October 1st, 2009Cover: Will worry for foodSale price: $5.99Pages: 58Format: Magazine Editorial Editor: John FicarraCover Artist: Mark Fredrickson Cover Variations Australia Featured characters Chris Pine (Actor) Table of ContentsContents PagePage: 1Random Samplings of Reader MailDepartment: Letters and TomatoesPage: 2The Money you could be saving (A MAD ad parody)Department: Dollars IncensedPage: 7The MAD quarterly reportDepartment: Eventing our spleenArtist: Sam VivianoPage: 9The Fundalini PagesA passed-over supreme court nomineeArtist: Rick Tulka Writer: Jeff KrusePage: 10If other world leaders tried the Michelle Obama "Sleeveless" lookPage: 10Here on Gilligan's BileArtist, Writer: Paul GilliganPage: 10Should we be happy if Texas secedes?Writer: Jeff Kruse Artist: Bob StaakePage: 10Vey to goArtist, Writer: P.C. VeyPage: 11Least understood medical conditionsArtist, Writer: Dave BergPage: 11Take me out to the BallgameArtist: Evan Dorkin Artist: Sarah DyerPage: 11Celebrity cause of death betting odds: Kim KardashianPage: 11Plugged NickelArtist, Writer: Scott NickelPage: 12The expedious eight other ways playboy cutting costsArtist: Drew Friedman Writer: Jeff KrusePage: 12Duck DroppingsArtist, Writer: Don EdwingPage: 12The wave of the future: DVDWriter: Jacob LambertPage: 13LeLievre and let LeLievreArtist, Writer: Glen LeLievrePage: 13Snappy Answers to stupid QuestionsArtist, Writer: Al JaffeePage: 13Financial advice you don't want to hear from Suze OrmanArtist, Writer: Tom CheneyPage: 14A guide to little league coaching signsArtist, Writer: Jim HuntPage: 14Calvin and JobsArtist: Gary HallgrenPage: 16Sutton for PunishmentArtist, Writer: Ward SuttonPage: 16A brutally honest Michael Jackson ObitDepartment: After the glove is gonePage: 17Harry Plodder is a hot-blooded putz (A MAD Movie Parody)Department: Going over a RadcliffeWriter: Desmond Devlin Artist: Hermann MejiaPage: 18Spy vs. SpyDepartment: Joke and DaggerArtist, Writer: Peter KuperPage: 24Bo Confidential - The secret Files of America's first dog - Book outtakesDepartment: Chasing its own talePage: 25The New iPhone Apps are here!Department: A MAD Ad ParodyPage: 28William Shatner twitters while watching Star TrekDepartment: The agony of de-tweetWriter: Frank Santopadre Photographer: AP/Wide World Photos Photographer: iStockphoto.com/piovesempPage: 30MAD's guide to making a recently released Gitmo Detainee feel welcome in your townDepartment: There's no displaced like homeArtist, Writer: John CaldwellPage: 32MisMatch.comDepartment: Meet MarketPage: 34A MAD look at Star TrekDepartment: Serge-In GeneralArtist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés Colorist: Tom LuthPage: 39Spy vs. SpyDepartment: Joke and DaggerArtist, Writer: Peter KuperPage: 43A TV commercial we'd like to seeDepartment: There's a soaker born every minuteArtist: Tom Bunk Writer: Dick DeBartoloPage: 45The hardship faced by the Superobese of America's Wild WestDepartment: All fat and no cowboyArtist, Writer: Teresa Burns ParkhurstPage: 46The complete Scandal in one collection for the first time!Department: A MAD Ad ParodyPage: 48The Strip ClubThe Strip Club: Jimmy the geekArtist, Writer: Keith KnightPage: 49The Strip Club: Rex in the cityArtist, Writer: Dustin GlickPage: 49The Strip Club: little nazi nutkickerArtist, Writer: Todd ClarkPage: 50The Strip Club: 360 degrees of separationArtist, Writer: Jason YungbluthPage: 50The Strip Club: Me, myself and my puppetArtist, Writer: John KovaleskiPage: 51The Strip Club: The long and short of itArtist, Writer: Dan LongPage: 51The Strip Club: The insanitariumArtist, Writer: Johnny RingoPage: 52The Strip Club: The machine that travels through timeArtist, Writer: Joey Alison SayersPage: 52The MAD Vault 1973Department: The articles formerly known as reprintsPage: 53What the heck is the difference?Department: Observation DreckPage: 56Back Cover Inside: Fold-In - What potential health threat has been linked to the nation's pig population?Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee