MAD Magazine #484

Contents Page

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"Parents say that anything worth doing is worth doing right. Luckily, whatever they ask you to do is never worth doing!"

Department: Alfred E. Neuman Quotes

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Contents Page with Important Message from the Editors

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Writer: Dick DeBartolo

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The Fundalini Pages

• List of all contributors

  Author: Paul Coker, Jr. Author: Jack Syracuse Author: Hermann Mejia Author: John Caldwell Author: P.C. Vey Author: Matthew A. Cohen Author: Garth Gerhart Author: Frank Santopadre Author: Barry Liebmann

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• Fundalini Goes to The MTV Video Music Awards

• The Godfrey Report

• Vey To Go!

• Meet the '08 Presidential Candidates - Fred Thompson

• Senator Larry Craig's Can't-Miss Men's Room Pick-Up Lines

• The To-Do List of Trouble Helmsley, the Dog Who Inherited $12 Million

• The Sopranos Wins The Emmy

• Fundalini Goes to The Emmys

• Political Bumper Stickers We're Sure to See

• Bitterman - TV instead of socializing

Bring our troops home from Iran!

Department: A MAD Protest Poster

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MAD deconstructs TV Talkshows - This month: The Colbert Show

Department: The chat and the stat

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Sam Viviano

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Juggles the juggling juggler who juggles

Department: Humor in a juggler vein

Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Mo Willems

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You are not exactly full of the true spirit of christmas if...

Department: Totally scrooged

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

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Are we winning the war on terrorism?

Department: Homeland Insecurity

Writer: Barry Liebmann Artist: Ward Sutton

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The Don Martin 2008 Calendar

Artist: Don Martin

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Blose - Better sounding ads through research

Department: A MAD Ad Parody

Writer: John Ficarra Photographer: Irving Schild

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Ways to keep voters interested until Election day

Department: The case odf Ballor Fatigue

Artist, Writer: Teresa Burns Parkhurst

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The MAD world of... Family Life

Department: Mortal Kin

Artist: Marc Hempel Writer: Stan Sinberg

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Monroe and... The Tutor

Department: Angsters Paradise

Writer: Anthony Barbieri Artist: Tom Fowler Colorist: Carl Peterson

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Spy vs Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Peter Kuper

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What the heck is the difference

Department: Observation Dreck

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A MAD Look at Sports Scandals

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

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Not so hot topic catalog - everything about the merchandising

Department: Hot Topic Catalog Parody

Photographer: Irving Schild Writer: Scott Maiko Stylist: Albert Crudo

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Back Cover Inside: Fold-In - What primitive form of sub-human life has recently been discovered?

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee