MAD Magazine #470 MAD Magazine (USA) Updated: November 15th, 2021 Country: USAEdition: 1st Edition - New YorkCompany: E.C. Publications, Inc.Published: October 2006Cover: My name is EarlfredSale price: $3.99Pages: 62Format: Magazine Editorial Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson Featured characters Katie Holmes (Actor) Table of ContentsContents PagePage: 1Random Samplings of Reader MailDepartment: Letters and TomatoesPage: 2The Fundalini PagesList of all contributorsAuthor: Jacob Lambert Author: Jack Syracuse Author: P.C. Vey Author: Jeff Kruse Author: Scott Maiko Author: Teresa Burns Parkhurst Author: Kiernan P. Schmitt Author: Garth Gerhart Author: Patrick Merrel Author: Rich Powell Author: Johnny Ryan Author: Adam ZyglisPage: 8Classified AdsBitterman - "...you're not that type of woman."The Puzzle Nook - "the only thing certain is that ---ing is certain"Saddam Sez: ketchup gasThe Fast 5 - Likely Future Quotes from Ann CoulterVey To Go!Troubling Signs That Your Parents Actually Are CrazyThe NFL Ref Report: Beauty and the BeastOther Comic Book Character Secrets Following Batwoman's Coming Out of the ClosetFundalini Foto News: President Bush Rubs German Chancellor Angela Merkel the Wrong WayIn the Zeitgeist of Zyglis - The Passion of the CuervoHow lame is Earl (My name is Earl Parody)Department: Swindlers ListArtist: Mort Drucker Writer: David ShaynePage: 12Back to school look at the common miscues, flubs & screw-ups of the novice class clownDepartment: The Jokes on YouthArtist, Writer: John CaldwellPage: 18Planet tad!!!!!Department: In Blog we trustWriter: Tim CarvellPage: 22A MAD look at Price ClubsDepartment: Serge-In GeneralArtist, Writer: Sergio AragonésPage: 25The Strip ClubMe, myself and my PuppetArtist, Writer: John KovaleskiPage: 33Scooby DontArtist, Writer: Jason YungbluthPage: 33Middle School NostradamusWriter: Simon Rich Artist: M.K. PerkerPage: 34Reprinted in: US MAD Magazine #19Your only defense against the Zeitgeist!Artist, Writer: Don AsmussenPage: 34I am with stupidArtist, Writer: Rich MoyerPage: 34Just below the surfaceArtist, Writer: Douglas PaszkiewiczPage: 35Father O Flannitys: Hot Tub Confessions with special guests: The Olsen Twins!!Artist, Writer: Keith KnightPage: 35Why Cartoons should not smokeArtist, Writer: Glen LeLievrePage: 36The pandering processArtist, Writer: Dustin GlickPage: 36The DMV road test for the real worldDepartment: The wheel dealArtist: Tom Bunk Writer: Jacob LambertPage: 3910 things not to say during a hospital visitDepartment: The sick senseArtist, Writer: Teresa Burns ParkhurstPage: 42Monroe and... The new beginningDepartment: Angsters ParadiseWriter: Anthony Barbieri Artist: Tom FowlerPage: 45Childrens holiday characters from round the worldDepartment: Breaking the loreArtist: Hermann Mejia Writer: Teresa Burns ParkhurstPage: 507 periods closer to death: AP Tests Sat 8 amDepartment: Another Brick in the RallArtist, Writer: Ted RallPage: 52Spy vs. SpyDepartment: Joke and DaggerArtist, Writer: Peter KuperPage: 54Yells Kitchen (Hells Kitchen Parody)Department: If cooks could killWriter: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Tom RichmondPage: 56Back Cover Inside: Fold-In - What group is guilty of the most flagrant invasion of privacy?Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee