MAD Magazine #468

Contents Page

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"Vegetarians who go back to meat have to start by eating crow!"

Department: Alfred E. Neuman Quotes

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Random Samplings of Reader Mail

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

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The Fundalini Pages

• List of all contributors

  Author: Desmond Devlin Author: Kit Lively Author: Jacob Lambert Author: Jack Syracuse Author: Scott Bricher Author: Hermann Mejia Author: John Caldwell Author: Kevin Pope Author: P.C. Vey Author: Jeff Kruse Author: Adam Rust Author: Stan Sinberg

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• Declining Standards of the U.S. Army

• Monkeys Are Always Funny - with David Blaine

• The Fast 5 - Worst-Selling Victoria's Secret Lingerie

• Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Medical Marijuana

• Wakipedia - Pearl Harbor

• DVD "Special Features" That Only a Complete Moron Would Click On

• Preliminary Findings from George Mitchell's Probe of Major League Baseball...

• The Godfrey Report

• Vey To Go!

• Create Your Very Own Abstract Expressionist, Jackson Pollock Masterpiece

• Kit and Run - goldfish beret

• Saddam Sez: Federline impregnated Spears again

• Exciting Features of the New George Lucas Action Figure

Stuporman Returns (Superman Returns Parody)

Department: Tales from the krypton

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Tom Richmond

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Bill Clinton rejected Portraits

Department: Paint Misbehavin

Artist: Richard Williams

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When Lifeguards go bad

Department: Swimming is not everything

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

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Phrases we swear we heard on an infomercial

Department: The wrath of con

Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Jeff Kruse

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MADs booty-licious outtakes from Pirates of the Caribbean - Dead mans Chest

Department: Depp be not proud

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Reasons you should definitely skip summer concerts

Department: Ticket deride

Writer: Jacob Lambert Artist: Simon Gane

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7 periods closer to death

Department: Rall of the wild

Artist, Writer: Ted Rall

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A MAD Look at Illegal Immigration

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

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Spy vs Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Peter Kuper

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The Strip Club

• Middle School Nostradamus

  Writer: Simon Rich Artist: M.K. Perker

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• Just below the surface

  Artist, Writer: Douglas Paszkiewicz

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• Fantabulaman

  Artist, Writer: Ted Rall

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• Father O Flannitys Hot Tub Confessions with special gust Donald Trump

  Artist, Writer: Keith Knight

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• Your only defense against the Zeitgeist!: The Hero Santon!

  Artist, Writer: Don Asmussen

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MAD presents... Facts that sound for a second like they might be true... but are not

Department: Thats false, folks

Artist: Kevin Pope Writer: Justin Heimberg

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Video game Laws that America actually needs

Department: Rule Intentions

Writer: Jacob Lambert Artist: Rich Powell

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T.G.I Fried Days (T.G.I Fridays Menu Card Parody)

Department: Eat drink and be wary

Writer: Dave Croatto Photographer: Irving Schild

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Back Cover Inside: Fold-In - What potential American disaster is even Superman powerless to stop?

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee