MAD Magazine #464

Contents Page

Page: 1

"Too many people consider themselves open-minded when they're really just empty-headed!"

Department: Alfred E. Neuman Quotes

Page: 1

Random Samplings of Reader Mail

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Page: 2

The Fundalini Pages

• List of all contributors

  Author: Desmond Devlin Author: Jacob Lambert Author: Jack Syracuse Author: John Caldwell Author: Kevin Pope Author: Rick Tulka Author: Bob Staake Author: Garth Gerhart Author: Sam Sisco Author: Tom Cheney Author: Brian McConnachie Author: Arie Kaplan Author: Megan Ganz

  Page: 6

• Saddam Sez: Superman over-budget

• Pull My Cheney!

• iPod Products That Never Caught On

• Bitterman - "three different women asked me for my number"

• 5 Disturbing Signs That Your Parents Don't Love You Anymore

• Ask Lynne Cheney - laid-off dad "makes me feel so terrible"

• New In Bookstores! Flat Stan Lee

• Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Personal Health

• What's On Osama Bin Laden's Bookshelf?

• Forms of Torture Still Allowed Under the Geneva Convention

• The Scarlet Letter as told by Paris Hilton

King Korn! (King Kong Movie Parody)

Department: The tale of the ape

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Hermann Mejia

Page: 10

Reprinted in: US MAD Magazine #20

Monroe and... The right to die (Part Two)

Department: Angster's Paradise

Artist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony Barbieri

Page: 15

When the government allows Product Placement in the Pledge of Allegiance

Department: Polluting the Flag

Writer: Darren Johnson Artist: Timothy Shamey

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MAD's flame-broiled Burger King commercial outtakes

Department: The meat shall inherit the mirth

Page: 22

I hear you - Thanks to unwarranted wiretapping

Department: A MAD Mini Poster

Artist: Richard Williams

Page: 24

Planet Tad!!!!!

Department: In Blog we trust

Writer: Tim Carvell Artist: Brian Durniak

Page: 30

A MAD Look at the Prom

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Page: 32

Spy vs. Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Peter Kuper

Page: 36

Burger King Funnies

Department: Err to the Throne

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

Page: 38

7 periods closer to death: Mensa meeting alt tues except 2nd tues

Department: Rall in a days work

Artist, Writer: Ted Rall

Page: 46

35 scholarly reasons why school sucks

Department: A pain in the class

Artist: Peter Bagge Artist: Tom Richmond Writer: Jacob Lambert

Page: 47

Back Cover Inside: Fold-In - What "Lost" character do many feel is not getting enough attention?

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee